im not doing your hw for you scumbag

i dont even have english this semester lol
but you could help out the other people that do i guess

I'm walking to mid
My pocket soldier leaves me
I have been meatshot

a haiku for all the medics out there

showstopper's dreaming
he stops sucking, b4nny dies
street hoops invite champs

my dick is so small
it scares the ladies away
micropenises

just listen to a lil b song, it has poetry

im confused, i thought all of your anime bitches were your girlfriends

buying gf
buying gf
buying gf

Haikus can be fun
But sometimes do not make sense
Refrigerator

I am told to push
Jump and die to enemies
My team baits me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw

This one from b4nny's stream is awesome.
https://youtu.be/J5ioIOuHgY0?t=5m50s

Roses are RED
Violets are BLU
Playing demo
is as easy as M1 M2

Hempus is baiting
It's fucking frustrating
Top of the board!
Hempus roared
Oh well we're winning
Everyone's grinning
DM LORD WINS AGAIN

(Hempus is our teams scout)

mangachu's pyro
my scout said that he was lit
I chased. He taunted

roses are red
tf2 is

2:59 AM - THE BILLDOZER: can i be unbanned
2:59 AM - THE BILLDOZER: mana why do you hate me
2:59 AM - THE BILLDOZER: no more invite memes

A scout I am
And cap I'll do
If you're on mid
Don't be a poo
Check your second
Check it twice
Getting backcapped
Does not feel nice

We tried to tell you about the game -
Was the same game; never was the same
Yet when you realized that, we still put the blame
On you when you turned away from Our Name;
We damn well knew what we claimed
Now it's Our Name, Our Game, that you blame.

We took what you knew. We spat on it
Discussed it, were disgusted at it;
One of us was all it should take to admit:
"Rest assured, we meant no harm; don't quit"
We said - no, we tried to justify all of that shit
Yet we wonder why there exists between us, this split?

We came in, stomped on what you knew;
What you do, what you could do - you were trained to do
What they trained you for, this game named Two;
Yet we didn't care if Our Fathers said things true;
That's why you almost never knew
About the other options out there for you.

We tried so hard; too hard, for eight years -
Past years, grandfathers made earthquakes here
We borrowed that quake to never disappear -
What's left here? Why do I feel this much fear?
Eight years, our Brothers drowning in their tears
Their damned tears; damned with their clinging peers.

It took forever to swallow our pride;
We lied, we always lied to keep that pride
Which might be why we were often denied
By you, by Your Fathers we cast aside
Yet now. Your - no, Our Fathers supplied
Long after we feared we could have died.

We tried to tell you about the game;
Was the same game; never was the same -
Our Fathers came back. Our Fathers lit the flame.
Will you still come back? We can start clean again
After we told you Our Name, Our Game -
were the same as Your Game.

my wrist is the lock
my razorblade is the key

i wanna slit my wrists after reading that

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

*

soldier is red
demo is blue
if reptile wanted to pocket
I still wouldn't cut u

Soldier, Soldier burning hat;
in the hoodoos of badlands.
What immortal uber-charge;
could frame thy fearful projectiles.

I join a lobby
And see his name
He is playing
On his main
And my pride
He will surely maim
I ready up
Click launch game
Two rounds in
I lose my aim
I can feel it already
My hand is not steady
I am sweaty
b4nny's Spaghetti

bonus:
You use lmaobox?
I want you to get chicken pox.

bonus2:
I am sitting in mumble
My world begins to crumble
My upfrags are looking quite humble

it's 7 am and i havent slept and im bored sry

now see, your at the end of your rope
so im gonna kick ya butt and wash ya mouth out with soap

cheers to anyone who gets the reference

I'm a quadruple amputee
playing popcorn on the trampoline
Did I instantly lose
or am I never winning?

1:16 AM - Nursey '~': my name is connor
1:16 AM - Nursey '~': im bad at tf2
1:16 AM - Nursey '~': i got cut from my team
1:16 AM - Nursey '~': for a fuckin weeaboo