Blackout TV twitch chat:

b33p_: *** you pizza. do they call you pizza because your face is covered in acne?
b33p_: you ***

keRbs_Rollercoaster: i have 19 unusuals you guys are fucking plebs

Shoutout to anyone who remembers that series of 3am lobbies

commander x told me that "you snipe like a div6 player" i told him i play in div6.

planJESUS : C4N aLL SH1TTERS PLz b04RD DA SH1ttErTrAIN, DEST1nATI0N: U JUST g0T Fu|<In Sm4ShED CHOO CHOO

you suck as fuck -Nico

you are still far from true skill - NiCO

"The Person Who Everybody Hates : Mole you dick go back into your hole. Oh wait you cant even get one
mole : what hole? what are you talking about lol
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama's Hole
mole : 'Oh wait you cant even get one' what does this mean
The Person Who Everybody Hates : you cant even get a hole like as in a vagina retard

15 min later

The Person Who Everybody Hates : Sorry i was harsh i was a game
The Person Who Everybody Hates : but i get real angry sometimes
The Person Who Everybody Hates : its just my depression
The Person Who Everybody Hates : see mole your a good player and i was just getting angry i am sorry please forgive me"

not witty but I had a good laugh

2open4me

"Oh i want you to fist me even harder with that big black hand of yours" - Some dude on a VSH server (my username was The Black Hand at that time)

Some dude in a euro lobby after i accidentally readied us up "Ur mute so ur retarded"

3:42 PM - ult1mate mix?: go eaet bulldick

"St4nG : ady is not cheater is fucking sheater like bitch" is my favorite

The best I ever heard was "I bet sex is your least played class" I lost my mind, it was just so funny

"Did you also have eco?"
"Where do i increase bot difficulty?"

LoLeRbEaRs

You knew you fucked up when you hear this.

RYTIS B : i hope you faggots choke on ur dads dicks tonight

to a friend of mine after he got a sick market gardener frag:
Tiago8591: helling bitch of the fuck damn shit

Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet : Yall are bitches
Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet : Cause guess what
Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet : THIS mother fucker has a dick.
[ESP*] Zathium : you know it
Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet : has a pair of balls
Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet : and you can just fucking SUCK'EM
Player Jack Darktail, The Judge's Pet left the game (Disconnect by user.)

probably one of my favorites

http://imgur.com/TNpKvuh

go to steam, right click tf2, select "delete local content" and take up a mw2 gaming career.

icewalker : flatline go die in a dick fire

YOLO.SWAG : u have sex with the devels wife and then u cry

90% of my chats with noid consist of LoLeRbEaRs... shit

it's "lolarbears". platinum is stupid.

tojo : kill yourself

t. Alberto Barbosa

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