I sometimes (90% of the time) say someone is hurt instead of calling damage numbers.

"i'm in, med took 90, i'm down, med didn't pop"

literally the story of my life

http://i.imgur.com/m5jeQA3.jpg

My team started making fun of me for how I say sorry, which then devolved in to def and right justify pointing out all my Canadianese

generally rikachu says 'saam i literally did 200 damage to everyone on their team could you do fucking anything' and then i whiff 6 shots and walk into a long range pipe while liko kills everything

its a hoot

"x is destroyed/owned/raped/etc" after dealing 10 damage
"lets brawl em" as opposed to "let's pressure point"

i make the ooo sound a lot and i don't know when i started

i use this call without even realizing it and with no regard for whether or not the people i'm playing with have any idea what i'm saying. its just the universal name for forcing an uber with spam as far as my brain is concerned. it's fucked.

ooh i really like brawl em

calling locations meatloaf, or chicken sandwhich, dumb shit like that.

my team calls the window on badwater last "the jfk spot"

im really intolerable

When I play HL, I often apologize to Snipers if they die before they're buffed to 185.

An old team I used to play on had calls on Upward last that were "Windows XP" and "Windows 8"

My scouts call that they did 3 damage to med

"we're just hanging out"="We are stalemating please don't feed"

"X(usually a projectile class) is destroying them get in" to which they reply "actually all those stickies/rockets missed."

And the normal exagerating things like "That guys took a million and two damage" and "you have a combined 4 health" despite 5 players being alive.

sunshine was called sunflower

'murder them'
'im gonna fag somebody'
'chill'
'i have no idea what ubers are'
'whos their medic again?'
'why is dan dead?'
'bodied'
'how do u let that pipe hit u?'

this sums up pretty much everything i said this season

My highlander team was having problems with getting aggressive all at once so we came up with the call "Donald Trump" which means everyone runs in and goes hard. We also had a lot of weird location callouts all season, for example we had pizza hut, taco bell, and subway to describe spawn doors on badwater last.

My old open team also used to call the area above IT on process party room

"aaaaaaalright"

'soldier ate my donk'

"hit me up with that fat uber/sandwich/arrow/backcap"

In a previous iteration of my team, we couldn't decide whether to call valley in sunshine valley, flowers, or diggity

I've called China on Viaduct chode since I played with my first hl team.

finding a place on every map to call banana

"im dicking them/dicking them down"
"hes rickrolled"
"i just nutted on them"
"aaaaaaaaa fuck"
"fucking god dammit"

"Check for tarps" / "I'm tarping choke"
"They have a pootis"

"Guys, I fucked up...."

Old team I played on called everyone "Dad" no matter who it was.