I would let a mouse beat me if it meant I got to savor the sweet release of death

Probaly a beluga whale if we are talking out of water cage match

koala

adolescent hyena

i would have to say a showstopper but, i would never harm an animal
but for real tho i probably could have taken on my old goldfish his name was Grapefruit

tha biggest dinosaur u can think of

I Am The Biggest Animal I Can Beat.

adult silverback gorilla
i'd hit way more airshots than him

http://www.domyownpestcontrol.com/images/content/mouse.jpg

ur mom

a dead horse

you're scaring me

I was hesitating to click on the thread because I thought it was about anime

I could probably mge a hamster

what's the biggest animal you can befriend tho

Something smaller than a human

i could probably handle something bigger, but i'll take the Chihuahua

also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcepPrf0Zp0

an ant

I'd like to fuck up an Ostrich

a blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world

My sister

Trouser snake.

a pyro main

i want to fight a kangaroo

Elephant if I'm given a knife, you can easily slice their tendons and then you win basically.

evil bastard

Not that I'd do it ever. Unless I'm in a cage with them and it's either them or me

Pretty sure you would get fucked up in a cage with a Kangaroo unless you are some massive human being trained in fighting like a Brock Lesnar or someone similar.

I don't even think Brock or just about anyone would get in the cage with this fucking dude:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/04/kangaroo-crushes-buckets-roger-photos_n_7512016.html

a stick could beat everything because if you snap the stick in half, then you have two sticks

The Etruscan shrew.