I used to have a mouse that has two buttons behind the scroll wheel to manage the DPIs and they were a little bit moving, so I was constantly moving them when I was nervous.

Also, when I rocket-jump and/or strafe, I move with my body in a weird way. Sometimes I even put myself in a position very close to my screen bent over to it with my feet on my chair's feet as if I was an owl LUL

As a medic, I tend to click on the guy I'm already healing like to make sure I'm really healing him or maybe thinking it may heal him more efficiently, just because I'm nervous sometimes. I somehow manage not to do it too often since last year, trying to calm down a bit when I'm playing.

i have this weird feeling to change cosmetics every day.

also i take a walk around my house before scrims/ matches

i quickswitch on every class on pregame thats not sniper

I just thought of another thing. Whenever I see scouts hardcore AD spam in dm I just run into them with my sword and melee kill them.

i have my slots bound to mwheelup for slot1 mwheeldown for slot2, r for slot3
when i have my primary out im always scrolling up when im not fighting people
when i have my secondary out im always scrolling down when im not fighting people

sometimes i switch to my melee and watch the whole bat flip animation until he catches it, then switch to my melee again over and over so it looks like my dude is throwing a bat and catching it every time its lit everyone should do this one

whenever i hear a rocket shot close to me a jump crouch, u never know when ur gonna need a crisp surf

also toggle viewmodels on and off and press y and close out of it after every death

and if i do something cool i bob my head back+forth+up+down like im listening to music ya waddap nbd im cool irl

edit:

whenever I test out a map or something, or just dont have internet I sometimes play with bots, and while bots are the dumbest things to play against they're still smarter and drop less ubers than skeez.

anyway bots have nuances to that I've just kinda incorporated into my game. like when bots are knocked into the air or walk off a ledge or jump they always hold crouch in case the jump they're trying to do is only doable with a crouch jump, and because of that I've picked up a habit of any time I walk off a ledge or edge of something I just hold crouch, it doesn't help with anything.

When bots aren't fighting anything they look around, which is just them locking onto a spot and just looking there for a few seconds, it looks weird when they're going to mid just looking everywhere but forward but I also do that kind of thing in pregame.

I keep pressing caps lock for no reason during games

sometimes I try to do a sync jump when I try to bomb the med, and do 360s midair

when im rocket jumping/surfing a rocket i turn in real life too like im controlling a fucking suzuki motorcycle

its all fun and games until you fall off and bring your computer down on your face

=

Well, pretty much all i do has already been mentioned, 360s hops on rollout as pocket, crouch jumping all the time or trying to bhop and also pressing tab all the time

Edit: forgot to mention that sometimes i try to dodge airshots irl while strafing

i double tap caps lock all of the time, in and out of game.

i spam all of the buttons on my keyboard
never play WoW stay safe kids

i used to always spam voice lines in rollout and sometimes in the middle of fights
i feel more useful if i multitask

in csgo i always buy one or two decoys to throw them in spawn and buy another grenade

whenever a rocket/other projectile is coming for my face ingame i crouch in real life and try to duck irl to avoid it as well

i just noticed another thing i tend to do.
when i die ill stretch a lot, even if i have stretched a shitton before hand. i just like stretching.

also u can tell if im playing music bc if u watch my pov and im not doing anything ill make my characters dance and 360

I rarely kill people after we win a round. Feels unfair to kill someone that can't fight back. I usually just ignore them but sometimes I stare them down as they run away. That'll show them.

I'm obsessed with making/editing VTF crosshairs. I sometimes just edit opencrosses to make multiple versions with varying gap sizes until I find the perfect one for me. And 2 days later I don't like that one anymore so I start the entire thing over

I don't have taunt bound so whenever someone wants to highfive in pubs I taunt by manually typing in the console command

I let my mouth hang open when I'm gaming super hard

I jump on their heads and taunt, just to assert my superiority.

whenever i get dunked really hard, I yawn and I have no idea why

I turn my viewmodels on and off really fast at random times like when I reload, or doing rollouts. I have it bound to mouse4 so it just kinda turned into a habit.

I softly chew on the right side of my tongue when I'm in the gamer zone. I also say thanks every time I rocketjump.

used to smash the absolute shit out of my mouse whenever i would get rolled by some random at mge
no wonder why i broke like a dozen of cheapo mice until i got a decent one

also *jumps into 2 scouts and a soldier* *dies* "fuck this ping dude"
every time

i move my head to dodge crit stickies and rockets

spam swap from rl to shotty

i am better with stock weapons than a strange/killstreak of the same weapon

I would constantly jump around when I (re)spawn while I get to where I'm going. In the same light, I'd randomly put a spray down somewhere despite not having a spray. I spammed my weapon change a lot. Every now and then I would bunny hop despite the lack of gained speed because it felt cool getting myself forward at a near regular pace while not having to hold W. I spammed tab (default E) a lot in general (sorry, medics) for whatever reason. Sometimes I found myself just meleeing any part of the ground or walls/props within reach while I'm going somewhere out of confrontation.

I went through a phase where i constantly bought killstreak kits for my most used weapons, but then took them off, and then bought some more and put them on. I probably blew 40 bucks that way lol

Any time I am not DMing I make shapes with my crosshair motions. Squares, triangles, stars, octagons. I do it while reloading, walking, or capping. I always try to do it as cleanly as possible while increasing speed over time. I have been doing this for basically ever and dont know why.

When I was playing scout, I would always track inanimate objects like lamps or whatever on rollout. My scout warmup in pregame was always revolver spy (scout mge is really unpleasant for me, so...)
When I play roamer, I always switch between my weapons, which involves me pressing my mousewheel (melee) and then immediately scrolling up.
I also bhop w/ spacebar on every class except scout