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Pub catchphrases that grind your gears
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#31
31 Frags +

The only thing that pisses me off is when people say 'ez' after a game, not just in pubs of course.

As an honourable English fellow, imo people should be gracious in victory.

Amusingly, it's very rarely being said by the players mainly responsible for the result.

The only thing that pisses me off is when people say 'ez' after a game, not just in pubs of course.

As an honourable English fellow, imo people should be gracious in victory.

Amusingly, it's very rarely being said by the players mainly responsible for the result.
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#32
12 Frags +

YuYu: Soldier is easy anyways airshots need no aim
YuYu: hf in mid

YuYu: Soldier is easy anyways airshots need no aim
YuYu: hf in mid
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#33
7 Frags +

"too many (class here)" nigga its a pub

"too many (class here)" nigga its a pub
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#34
6 Frags +

salty xd

salty xd
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#35
7 Frags +
sopswhy would you get at what a retard says online

uh?

[quote=sops]why would you get at what a retard says online[/quote]

uh?
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#36
21 Frags +

Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!

Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!
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#37
10 Frags +

I always say "ass" at random moments in chat.

It seems to make some people mad.

I always say "ass" at random moments in chat.

It seems to make some people mad.
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#38
4 Frags +

Most of the stuff that annoys me the most has already been mentioned: "don't kill me i'm friendly" "don't cap tryhard" "rekt *lenny face or :v*" "gg easy, ez" and people who get impressed when someone shoots an ammo box so it moves to your position and grab the ammo and they be like "OMG WHAT A PRO VIDEOGAMER"

Most of the stuff that annoys me the most has already been mentioned: "don't kill me i'm friendly" "don't cap tryhard" "rekt *lenny face or :v*" "gg easy, ez" and people who get impressed when someone shoots an ammo box so it moves to your position and grab the ammo and they be like "OMG WHAT A PRO VIDEOGAMER"
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#39
41 Frags +

"worth"

"worth"
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#40
17 Frags +
Forty-Two"random crits are fair and balanced"

Triggers me when people type that every time they die to random crit. Also people who generally complain about random crits nonstop. We all know they're bad, just move on.

[quote=Forty-Two]"random crits are fair and balanced"[/quote]
Triggers me when people type that every time they die to random crit. Also people who generally complain about random crits nonstop. We all know they're bad, just move on.
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#41
6 Frags +

Literally any complaint of team imbalance anywhere. Especially now that you can get XP on Casual even if you lose, and ya know, a disconnect button, penalty free. (doesn't apply to MM obvi)

Literally any complaint of team imbalance anywhere. Especially now that you can get XP on Casual even if you lose, and ya know, a disconnect button, penalty free. (doesn't apply to MM obvi)
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#42
9 Frags +
ReeroUnironic "xD"

you shit talking on my boy SMB?

[quote=Reero]Unironic "xD"[/quote]
you shit talking on my boy SMB?
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#43
24 Frags +

"i have (x amount) of hours in tf2 im pretty good"

or the opposite.

"i have (x amount) of hours in tf2 im still pretty new and bad"

"i have (x amount) of hours in tf2 im pretty good"

or the opposite.

"i have (x amount) of hours in tf2 im still pretty new and bad"
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#44
5 Frags +

LUL

LUL
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#45
38 Frags +

why do we have 2 scouts

why do we have 2 scouts
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#46
-7 Frags +

tbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing

tbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing
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#47
7 Frags +

*gets random critted*
"thats what u get for trying to fight me"

*gets random critted*
"thats what u get for trying to fight me"
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#48
31 Frags +
Smesitbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing

fuck you smesi

[quote=Smesi]tbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing[/quote]

fuck you smesi
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#49
12 Frags +

pootis is essentially so bad its good its like putting your hand in really hot water and it feels cold because you died a little bit

pootis is essentially so bad its good its like putting your hand in really hot water and it feels cold because you died a little bit
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#50
36 Frags +

smesi you've posted like five times

relax

smesi you've posted like five times

relax
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#51
-4 Frags +
toads_tfpootis is essentially so bad its good its like putting your hand in really hot water and it feels cold because you died a little bit

that doesn't happen

[quote=toads_tf]pootis is essentially so bad its good its like putting your hand in really hot water and it feels cold because you died a little bit[/quote]

that doesn't happen
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#52
23 Frags +
yttriumsmesi you've posted like five times

relax

since i don't have time to play comp tf2 anymore i've been grinding casual and i've dealt with so many autists and i just wanted to share my experience

[quote=yttrium]smesi you've posted like five times

relax[/quote]
since i don't have time to play comp tf2 anymore i've been grinding casual and i've dealt with so many autists and i just wanted to share my experience
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#53
2 Frags +
Smesitbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing

my gun go poot poot pootis
ur gun go pow pow pow

[quote=Smesi]tbh saying pootis or sphee unironically is pretty depressing[/quote]

my gun go poot poot pootis
ur gun go pow pow pow
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#54
14 Frags +
Citricwhy do we have 2 scouts

a pyro said that in matchmaking it was a good time

[quote=Citric]why do we have 2 scouts[/quote]

a pyro said that in matchmaking it was a good time
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#55
6 Frags +

whenever you play 2fort or turbine and a random person says " why do we have 3 snipers "

whenever you play 2fort or turbine and a random person says " why do we have 3 snipers "
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#56
6 Frags +

*me playing spy
XxPro360xX : mj is hacker
XxPro360xX : he can go invisible

*me playing spy
XxPro360xX : mj is hacker
XxPro360xX : he can go invisible
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#57
8 Frags +

"Bad at video games, bad at real life. Uninstall the game and kill yourself."

I knew guys in their 20s and 30s that would taunt children with more vulgar variations of that. Haven't spoken to them in years.

"Bad at video games, bad at real life. Uninstall the game and kill yourself."

I knew guys in their 20s and 30s that would taunt children with more vulgar variations of that. Haven't spoken to them in years.
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#58
16 Frags +

Anytime someone is complimented for their skill in chat there's always that one guy that says a variation of "he's not that good/I'm better"

Anytime someone is complimented for their skill in chat there's always that one guy that says a variation of "he's not that good/I'm better"
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#59
6 Frags +

when ur playing a heavy medic combo of dick sucking friends in casual and u kill the pocket to many times because he's horrible i swear i always see this in chat.

either "(x player) is hacking" or "(x player) is a fucking salty sweaty tryhard faggot"

when ur playing a heavy medic combo of dick sucking friends in casual and u kill the pocket to many times because he's horrible i swear i always see this in chat.

either "(x player) is hacking" or "(x player) is a fucking salty sweaty tryhard faggot"
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#60
5 Frags +

In matchmaking when
"we need 2 medics, a pyro and"

In matchmaking when
"we need 2 medics, a pyro and"
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