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URGENT 5HELP
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#1
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GUYS I'M BEING POSSESSED BY A KEYBOARD GHOST. CAPSLOCK IS STUCK RIGHT NOW NOT SURE WHICH KEY TURNS IT OFF. EVERY TIME I HIT SPACEBAR 5 5THIS 5HAPPENS. I THINK MY KEYBOARD IS DYING BUT NOT SURE. IT JUST MAPS SHIT TO DIFFERENT KEYS 5WHENEVER 5IT 5WANTS.

HERE IS WHAT THE 5KEYS 5ARE 5CURRENTLY.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ALPHABET 5SEEMS 5TO 5BE 5WORKING
eit; looks 5like 5lphbet 5is 5fucke
bcefhiklmnoqrstuvxyz

1234 567890 - numbers are okay for now one of them turned capslock off

shift doesnt work, my f-lock doesn't work. i'm scared to press my other buttons because they seriously fucked up my computer last night. the alphabet AND NUMBERS DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. I HAVE A MICROSOFT OFFICE KEYBOARD 1.0A ANY SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME.

O 5YEA IN 5CASE 5U 5DIDNT 5GUESS 5
SPACEBAR 5ALWAYS 5PUTS 5A 5 5AFTER 5THE 5SPACE. ALSO NUMLOCK FUCKS MY NUMBERS UP. MAPS A NUMBER TO A COMBINATION OF LETTERS, ETC.

GUYS I'M BEING POSSESSED BY A KEYBOARD GHOST. CAPSLOCK IS STUCK RIGHT NOW NOT SURE WHICH KEY TURNS IT OFF. EVERY TIME I HIT SPACEBAR 5 5THIS 5HAPPENS. I THINK MY KEYBOARD IS DYING BUT NOT SURE. IT JUST MAPS SHIT TO DIFFERENT KEYS 5WHENEVER 5IT 5WANTS.

HERE IS WHAT THE 5KEYS 5ARE 5CURRENTLY.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ALPHABET 5SEEMS 5TO 5BE 5WORKING
eit; looks 5like 5lphbet 5is 5fucke
bcefhiklmnoqrstuvxyz

1234 567890 - numbers are okay for now one of them turned capslock off

shift doesnt work, my f-lock doesn't work. i'm scared to press my other buttons because they seriously fucked up my computer last night. the alphabet AND NUMBERS DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. I HAVE A MICROSOFT OFFICE KEYBOARD 1.0A ANY SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME.

O 5YEA IN 5CASE 5U 5DIDNT 5GUESS 5
SPACEBAR 5ALWAYS 5PUTS 5A 5 5AFTER 5THE 5SPACE. ALSO NUMLOCK FUCKS MY NUMBERS UP. MAPS A NUMBER TO A COMBINATION OF LETTERS, ETC.
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#2
23 Frags +

buy a new keyboard

buy a new keyboard
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#3
14 Frags +

5VERY 5GOOD 5POST

5VERY 5GOOD 5POST
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#4
7 Frags +

Holy shit I'm scared for you dude

Try another keyboard if possible holy cow

Holy shit I'm scared for you dude

Try another keyboard if possible holy cow
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#5
3 Frags +

It's probably the keyboard's controller that's dying, and there's no easy fix to that.

Maybe use this as a chance to upgrade to a mechanical keyboard, they're a lot nicer and generally built better.

It's probably the keyboard's controller that's dying, and there's no easy fix to that.

Maybe use this as a chance to upgrade to a mechanical keyboard, they're a lot nicer and generally built better.
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#6
7 Frags +

OH NO THE LETTER THT COMES FTER F ISNT ORKIN. OMF THE FIRST LETTER ISNT ORKIN EITHER. NEITHER IS POSTRPHE.. SHIT

OH NO THE LETTER THT COMES FTER F ISNT ORKIN. OMF THE FIRST LETTER ISNT ORKIN EITHER. NEITHER IS POSTRPHE.. SHIT
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#7
10 Frags +

Call TSA to exterminate your keyboard.

Call TSA to exterminate your keyboard.
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#8
2 Frags +

NUMBER 5 I OUL PREFER IF I INT HVE TO UPRE. BUT ITS LOOKIN PRETTY NECESSRY NO. I THOUHT MYBE IT H TO O ITH THE RIVERS BUT IF ITS THE PRT OF THE KEYBOR INSIE THE KEYBOR THEN IM SOL.

NUMBER 5 I OUL PREFER IF I INT HVE TO UPRE. BUT ITS LOOKIN PRETTY NECESSRY NO. I THOUHT MYBE IT H TO O ITH THE RIVERS BUT IF ITS THE PRT OF THE KEYBOR INSIE THE KEYBOR THEN IM SOL.
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#9
-11 Frags +

Ye I had that problem as well, had an easy fix to it.

Ye I had that problem as well, had an easy fix to it.
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#10
7 Frags +

arent you supposed to share the fix mate?
also holy water always helps

arent you supposed to share the fix mate?
also holy water always helps
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#11
0 Frags +

windows key + space

windows key + space
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#12
5 Frags +

who you gonna call

who you gonna call
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#13
1 Frags +

quick burn it then drizzle the ashes in the blood of an enemy before it kills you 5times and haunts you in the 5afterlife

quick burn it then drizzle the ashes in the blood of an enemy before it kills you 5times and haunts you in the 5afterlife
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#14
0 Frags +

Here's what you do, you go to the kitchen, get the sharpest knife, and beat the crap out of the keyboard, then he might fix, if not, 5HAVE 5FUN

Here's what you do, you go to the kitchen, get the sharpest knife, and beat the crap out of the keyboard, then he might fix, if not, 5HAVE 5FUN
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#15
20 Frags +

5I 5CANT 5UNDERSTAND 5YOUR 5ACCENT

5I 5CANT 5UNDERSTAND 5YOUR 5ACCENT
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#16
5 Frags +

get a ouija board

get a ouija board
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#17
0 Frags +

If it is just a rubber dome go to your local goodwill and pick one up for like 1$.

If it is just a rubber dome go to your local goodwill and pick one up for like 1$.
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#18
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ScrewballIf it is just a rubber dome go to your local goodwill and pick one up for like 1$.

This is off topic, but I'm curious as to how other Goodwills work. Do your local ones sell electronics for less than 1.99? The one I work at has a minimum of $1.99 for electronic items despite having a blank EM (electric/whatever it was M stood for) tag for prices that aren't a tag already, yet we afaik can't go lower than $1.99. It's kind of shitty cause you could have some perfectly sellable, small as shit electrical item that has no business being $2 but it's gonna be anyway.

[quote=Screwball]If it is just a rubber dome go to your local goodwill and pick one up for like 1$.[/quote]

This is off topic, but I'm curious as to how other Goodwills work. Do your local ones sell electronics for less than 1.99? The one I work at has a minimum of $1.99 for electronic items despite having a blank EM (electric/whatever it was M stood for) tag for prices that aren't a tag already, yet we afaik can't go lower than $1.99. It's kind of shitty cause you could have some perfectly sellable, small as shit electrical item that has no business being $2 but it's gonna be anyway.
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#19
5 Frags +

Embrace it, you are now in possession of a possessed keyboard. Get a new one, keep this one for shittalking nerds in competitive video games. I've got a keyboard that takes over it's own capslock key if I type fast enough. End Up cALliNg nerdS OUt lIKe tHis WITHOuT evEn tryING. GUArAntEED tILT wHIle tHey Try fiGUriNg oUt hOW I dO IT so fAST.

Embrace it, you are now in possession of a possessed keyboard. Get a new one, keep this one for shittalking nerds in competitive video games. I've got a keyboard that takes over it's own capslock key if I type fast enough. End Up cALliNg nerdS OUt lIKe tHis WITHOuT evEn tryING. GUArAntEED tILT wHIle tHey Try fiGUriNg oUt hOW I dO IT so fAST.
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#20
0 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99BwVet05E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99BwVet05E
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