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It's coming... are you ready?
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#1
14 Frags +

No really, it's coming in 14 days. What the fuck do I do for valentine's day?

Stultus?

...
help?

No really, it's coming in 14 days. What the fuck do I do for valentine's day?

Stultus?

...
help?
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#2
9 Frags +

hey speaking of stultus, how's the guys love life going? I loved those threads

hey speaking of stultus, how's the guys love life going? I loved those threads
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#3
3 Frags +

Cole and I have marriage counseling in the morning, and then we're going to Bermuda.

Cole and I have marriage counseling in the morning, and then we're going to Bermuda.
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#4
-6 Frags +

"It's coming... are you ready?" thats what he said

"It's coming... are you ready?" thats what he said
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#5
20 Frags +

been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.

been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.
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#6
2 Frags +

i think i'm gonna get a friend to get me into a nightclub or something
she says she knows a promoter and she's female so

she is also incredibly way out of my league

i think i'm gonna get a friend to get me into a nightclub or something
she says she knows a promoter and she's female so

she is also incredibly way out of my league
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#7
1 Frags +

work and get paid overtime

work and get paid overtime
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#8
40 Frags +
fosterbeen talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.

i hope she nose how much you care about her

[quote=foster]been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.[/quote]
i hope she nose how much you care about her
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#9
4 Frags +

same thing i do every year, masturbate for hours

same thing i do every year, masturbate for hours
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#10
15 Frags +

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9572729/dealwithit.gif

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9572729/dealwithit.gif
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#11
18 Frags +

gif probably isn't relevant I just wanted to post it

gif probably isn't relevant I just wanted to post it
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#12
11 Frags +
fosterbeen talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.

I'm sorry man.

Look on the bright side: if you were a wizard, "spiral of depression" would be a cool as shit spell to cast.

[quote=foster]been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.[/quote]
I'm sorry man.

Look on the bright side: if you were a wizard, "spiral of depression" would be a cool as shit spell to cast.
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#13
3 Frags +

Oh god here we go

If anyone knows what Sadie Hawkins Dance is, I was asked by this girl right.
I was asked on Wednesday.
She was going to ask me on Monday, but I said I just fell in love with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, which I have come to the conclusion it was a mirage because I haven't seen her since.

Oh god here we go

If anyone knows what Sadie Hawkins Dance is, I was asked by this girl right.
I was asked on Wednesday.
She was going to ask me on Monday, but I said I just fell in love with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, which I have come to the conclusion it was a mirage because I haven't seen her since.
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#14
1 Frags +

excellent gif blueberry

excellent gif blueberry
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#15
1 Frags +

...Any ideas of what to do? I have a girlfriend, that's not the problem. I just don't have any ideas.

...Any ideas of what to do? I have a girlfriend, that's not the problem. I just don't have any ideas.
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#16
10 Frags +

get her flowers and take her to a nice dinner and pretend to listen to everything she says

get her flowers and take her to a nice dinner and pretend to listen to everything she says
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#17
1 Frags +

My girlfriend set up a double-date with us and her friends, whom I have never met before.
Needless to say, I'm not incredibly enthusiastic.

My girlfriend set up a double-date with us and her friends, whom I have never met before.
Needless to say, I'm not incredibly enthusiastic.
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#18
2 Frags +

She doesn't like restaurants very much. I guess the flowers are still an option, though.

Edit, I mean really Stultus, where are you? #2 was right, haven't seen a post in a while.

Is there like a ritual to summon you or something? Does it have to be performed by the invite illuminati?

She doesn't like restaurants very much. I guess the flowers are still an option, though.


Edit, I mean really Stultus, where are you? #2 was right, haven't seen a post in a while.


Is there like a ritual to summon you or something? Does it have to be performed by the invite illuminati?
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#19
0 Frags +

if she doesn't like resturaunts then just hang out at home. when i hang out at home with a girl i usually follow these three easy steps: 1. get take out 2. get high 3. have sex - always a good time

if she doesn't like resturaunts then just hang out at home. when i hang out at home with a girl i usually follow these three easy steps: 1. get take out 2. get high 3. have sex - always a good time
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#20
-2 Frags +

do her in the butt

do her in the butt
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#21
-1 Frags +
hoolifosterbeen talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.
i hope she nose how much you care about her

http://i.imgur.com/UYDHGDp.jpg

[quote=hooli][quote=foster]been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.[/quote]
i hope she nose how much you care about her[/quote]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UYDHGDp.jpg[/IMG]
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#22
6 Frags +

play tf2 with her

play tf2 with her
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#23
9 Frags +

im going to tell a girl i make a sweet pizza and then do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpAw_PoZRg

boy i hope this works

im going to tell a girl i make a sweet pizza and then do this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpAw_PoZRg[/youtube]


boy i hope this works
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#24
8 Frags +

that feel when no gf

that feel when no gf
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#25
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wafflebthat feel when no gf

Hey, more time for TF2 yo...

[quote=waffleb]that feel when no gf[/quote]

Hey, more time for TF2 yo...
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#26
4 Frags +

LOVE IS FOR BABIES AND WIMPS WHO CAN'T HANDLE HARDCORE VIDEO GAMES! TF2 IS ALL THE PUSSY I NEED!

*sob* why am I so lonely?

LOVE IS FOR BABIES AND WIMPS WHO CAN'T HANDLE HARDCORE VIDEO GAMES! TF2 IS ALL THE PUSSY I NEED!

*sob* why am I so lonely?
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#27
16 Frags +

I return to serve

I return to serve
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#28
2 Frags +

My girl and I are gonna eat taco bell and pizza while playing video games.
I plan on popping the question, because she had no problems with that.

My girl and I are gonna eat taco bell and pizza while playing video games.
I plan on popping the question, because she had no problems with that.
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#29
1 Frags +

this song sums it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEXs2c3x30

this song sums it up
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEXs2c3x30[/youtube]
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#30
4 Frags +

Remember in elementary, you handed out candy and "secret admirer" cards to everyone.

I do... ;_;

Remember in elementary, you handed out candy and "secret admirer" cards to everyone.

I do... ;_;
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