My dear competitive team fortress 2 community, I am here to warn my fellow gamers about the dangers of Korean girls named some shit like Grace or Helen. These girls may look like they're slightly more interesting than their equivalent white counterparts, but I must inform you that is anything but the truth. My theory is that Korean genetics amplify the effects of being basic. This can be modeled with the equation Basic=Korean(Pop music*Church)^2+business major.
Here are the steps to keeping yourself safe.
1. IDENTIFY
A basic Korean girl can be easily identified by using an object to cover her face. If she looks like a basic white girl while you're doing this you must avoid having a conversation with her. The uniform of a basic Korean girl is only slightly different from that of a basic white girl but they tend to go for a more monochromatic and athletic look. Be sure to keep an eye out for their nikes with pink highlights. If she is wearing uggs she was probably adopted and must be treated as though she is a high level basic white girl. If you are having trouble with identification, simply take note of your surroundings. If you are at a college campus, a Starbucks, or church they are most likely a BKG(basic Korean girl). If you are in a basement seeing a feminist noise pop band, they are most likely an art school Korean girl and you are free to approach them as soon as you learn their preferred gender pronoun.
2. FRIENDLY DISMISSAL
If they attempt to speak with you, be sure to quickly mention competitive team fortress 2, screamo, and anime. Be sure to do this as quickly as possible before they invite you to attend the christian-pop-country solo artist concert in your school's auditorium on Thursday night or the start of the year university club recruitment fair. It is very important that you do not say anything rude while you are trying to repel a BKG becuase they might have a sister or a friend who is an ASKG(art school Korean girl).
3. WAIT
In approximately 20 years Grace will be almost exactly the same but with a faint line across the middle of her forehead. While she probably won't be any more interesting than she was before, she will ripe for the picking as your second wife. If the two of you procreate, take the necessary steps to ensure that your female offspring don't succumb to their BKG genetics, as they are activated by exposure to Christian and educational environments. You can accomplish this by ostracizing her from society during her childhood by forcing her to listen to late 90s midwest emo bands and Japanese noise artists.
My dear competitive team fortress 2 community, I am here to warn my fellow gamers about the dangers of Korean girls named some shit like Grace or Helen. These girls may look like they're slightly more interesting than their equivalent white counterparts, but I must inform you that is anything but the truth. My theory is that Korean genetics amplify the effects of being basic. This can be modeled with the equation [b]Basic=Korean(Pop music*Church)^2+business major[/b].
Here are the steps to keeping yourself safe.
1. IDENTIFY
A basic Korean girl can be easily identified by using an object to cover her face. If she looks like a basic white girl while you're doing this you must avoid having a conversation with her. The uniform of a basic Korean girl is only slightly different from that of a basic white girl but they tend to go for a more monochromatic and athletic look. Be sure to keep an eye out for their nikes with pink highlights. If she is wearing uggs she was probably adopted and must be treated as though she is a high level basic white girl. If you are having trouble with identification, simply take note of your surroundings. If you are at a college campus, a Starbucks, or church they are most likely a BKG(basic Korean girl). If you are in a basement seeing a feminist noise pop band, they are most likely an art school Korean girl and you are free to approach them as soon as you learn their preferred gender pronoun.
2. FRIENDLY DISMISSAL
If they attempt to speak with you, be sure to quickly mention competitive team fortress 2, screamo, and anime. Be sure to do this as quickly as possible before they invite you to attend the christian-pop-country solo artist concert in your school's auditorium on Thursday night or the start of the year university club recruitment fair. It is very important that you do not say anything rude while you are trying to repel a BKG becuase they might have a sister or a friend who is an ASKG(art school Korean girl).
3. WAIT
In approximately 20 years Grace will be almost exactly the same but with a faint line across the middle of her forehead. While she probably won't be any more interesting than she was before, she will ripe for the picking as your second wife. If the two of you procreate, take the necessary steps to ensure that your female offspring don't succumb to their BKG genetics, as they are activated by exposure to Christian and educational environments. You can accomplish this by ostracizing her from society during her childhood by forcing her to listen to late 90s midwest emo bands and Japanese noise artists.
If you are trying to tell me to stay away from WaveYa, you are wasting your breath.
If you are trying to tell me to stay away from [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzMVkZaufZU]WaveYa[/url], you are wasting your breath.
you're saving my fucking life
you're saving my fucking life
you might possibly be the best tftv shitposter to ever exist
you might possibly be the best tftv shitposter to ever exist
Who hurt you miles? Its ok this is a safe space.
Who hurt you miles? Its ok this is a safe space.
myles did you know stacy blocked me on fb even though we've literally never interacted any way lol
myles did you know stacy blocked me on fb even though we've literally never interacted any way lol
I can get down with this educational shit posting
I can get down with this educational shit posting
youre not fooling anyone. nobody here can make use of this advice because it would require leaving your house and talking to a girl.
youre not fooling anyone. nobody here can make use of this advice because it would require leaving your house and talking to a girl.
^obvious basic Korean girl
^obvious basic Korean girl
PankeymanI'm sorry to hear about the break up, dude. Just remember that no matter what girls come and go your status as a gamer will always remain untouched (unlike your sexual purity which has surely been dashed away henceforth)
Don't worry pankeyman I'm not going through a break up with a BKG. I was with a semi-BKG at one point and have been interested in many different BKGs but thankfully that is all behind me now.
Here is an example of BKG behavior on social media. Please note that this was not done ironically.
http://i.imgur.com/gu0KhD4.jpg
I do fukn love me some taco Bell god dayummmm
[quote=Pankeyman]I'm sorry to hear about the break up, dude. Just remember that no matter what girls come and go your status as a gamer will always remain untouched (unlike your sexual purity which has surely been dashed away henceforth)[/quote]
Don't worry pankeyman I'm not going through a break up with a BKG. I was with a semi-BKG at one point and have been interested in many different BKGs but thankfully that is all behind me now.
Here is an example of BKG behavior on social media. Please note that this was not done ironically.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gu0KhD4.jpg[/IMG]
I do fukn love me some taco Bell god dayummmm
this very well may be the best post conceived on this subforum
this very well may be the best post conceived on this subforum
http://imgur.com/gallery/FtDBnPA
korean girls are bomb D;
dont worry its ok if theyr famous
dont worry its ok if theyr famous
korean church girls are totally a thing that i knew existed but never really thought about
korean church girls are totally a thing that i knew existed but never really thought about
KEVCHEVhttp://imgur.com/gallery/FtDBnPA
korean girls are bomb D;
You ever see live kpop performances on youtube
If the performers were 8 or 9 out of 10
the audience is like 5 on average rofl
[quote=KEVCHEV]http://imgur.com/gallery/FtDBnPA
korean girls are bomb D;[/quote]
You ever see live kpop performances on youtube
If the performers were 8 or 9 out of 10
the audience is like 5 on average rofl
BANGBANG
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