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Longest pee
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#1
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I just pissed for probably a minute and a half

I just pissed for probably a minute and a half
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#2
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I was going to hope we weren't going to start off 2017 with a shit thread but guess I was wrong

I was going to hope we weren't going to start off 2017 with a shit thread but guess I was wrong
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#3
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#4
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no joke at i58 idek how long i pissed but i s2g it had to of been at least 3 minutes it was the first time i ever got drink and holy shit

no joke at i58 idek how long i pissed but i s2g it had to of been at least 3 minutes it was the first time i ever got drink and holy shit
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#5
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KonceptI was going to hope we weren't going to start off 2017 with a shit thread but guess I was wrong

its not a shit thread its a pee thread

[quote=Koncept]I was going to hope we weren't going to start off 2017 with a shit thread but guess I was wrong[/quote]
its not a shit thread its a pee thread
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#6
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46 seconds

46 seconds
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#7
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like 1 minute

like 1 minute
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#8
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earlier i peed for a year and 2 minutes

earlier i peed for a year and 2 minutes
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#9
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http://i.imgur.com/PUjba4X.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PUjba4X.png[/img]
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#10
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like 3 mins probably

like 3 mins probably
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#11
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im gonna take a piss at 11:59:59 and say that i peed until 2017

im gonna take a piss at 11:59:59 and say that i peed until 2017
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#12
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about 20 seconds probably, I never hold it in for too long

about 20 seconds probably, I never hold it in for too long
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#13
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this morning I peed for probably well over one minute

this morning I peed for probably well over one minute
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#14
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long for distnace: i pee from the door to the toilet

long for distnace: i pee from the door to the toilet
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#15
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outhouse toilets don't count

outhouse toilets don't count
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#16
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Vulcanim gonna take a piss at 11:59:59 and say that i peed until 2017

its official now

[quote=Vulcan]im gonna take a piss at 11:59:59 and say that i peed until 2017[/quote]
its official now
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#17
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i once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection

i once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection
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#18
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DishSoapi once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection

why

[quote=DishSoap]i once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection[/quote]
why
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#19
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Pankeyman(they are hotbeds for sexually transmitted diseases)

what do you fuck the toilet

[quote=Pankeyman](they are hotbeds for sexually transmitted diseases)[/quote]
what do you fuck the toilet
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#20
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aim-DishSoapi once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection
why

that is an unanswerable question

[quote=aim-][quote=DishSoap]i once held my bladder for 27 hours

bad bad bad mistake peed for like 5 mins straight also almost had a bladder infection[/quote]
why[/quote]
that is an unanswerable question
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#21
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about 30 sec

about 30 sec
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#22
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https://i.imgur.com/g0bL9GX.jpg

This felt a lot longer

[img]https://i.imgur.com/g0bL9GX.jpg[/img]
This felt a lot longer
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#23
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No pee January

No pee January
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#24
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CerdurPankeyman(they are hotbeds for sexually transmitted diseases)what do you fuck the toilet

i know this shit's 11 months old but, psa, public toilets aren't gonna give you stds. stds can't survive outside warm environments, that's why they need to be transmitted body to body or blood to blood. this is a common myth that won't die.

anyway, to answer the thread, i slammed a few beers and took what felt like a million gallon piss. was probably more like 45 seconds though.

[quote=Cerdur][quote=Pankeyman](they are hotbeds for sexually transmitted diseases)[/quote]
what do you fuck the toilet[/quote]

i know this shit's 11 months old but, psa, public toilets aren't gonna give you stds. stds can't survive outside warm environments, that's why they need to be transmitted body to body or blood to blood. this is a common myth that won't die.

anyway, to answer the thread, i slammed a few beers and took what felt like a million gallon piss. was probably more like 45 seconds though.
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#25
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my longest is probably 20 seconds

my longest is probably 20 seconds
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#26
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one of my teachers in high school wouldn’t let us use the bathroom. The period was around two hours long so I had to wait until we switched classes. It took so long to get it all out I wished it would just stop, i’d say it lasted one minute but it felt like an eternity

I ended up being late to my next class

one of my teachers in high school wouldn’t let us use the bathroom. The period was around two hours long so I had to wait until we switched classes. It took so long to get it all out I wished it would just stop, i’d say it lasted one minute but it felt like an eternity

I ended up being late to my next class
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