those both sound gross as hell

I agree that the first one, but the second doesn't sound so awful. This one seems pretty cool and a good girly drink.

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Maya / The Siren (Borderlands 2 cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz Gletscher Eis
1/3 oz Blue curacao
2/3 oz Limoncello
1/2 oz Crème de framboise
1 dash of Lemon juice
Lemon-lime soda

Mixing instructions:Add the Gletscher Eis, blue curacao and lemon juice to a Collins glass filled about ¾ with ice. Top almost till full with the lemon-lime soda so that approximately half an inch remains unfilled at the top. Give the drink a quick stir so that the liqueurs and soda mix. Add the crème de framboise by slowly pouring down the inside of the glass so as to create a layer at the bottom of the glass. Add the limoncello by pouring it fairly quickly in circles over the top of the drink/ice floating on the top so it forms a layer at the top of the drink.

“Siren here. Nice to meet y’all. If anyone try to capture me, I’ll incinerate their brain.”

Drink created and photographed by Manuka Cliffe.

For Jarate, replace tea with beer. It actually tastes pretty amazing.

Chili vodka is disgusting.

Meatshot 8)

1 40 of Mickey's
1.5 oz Jameson Irish Whiskey
1 can Beef broth
Worcestershire sauce
Bacon

Fry some bacon.
Drink the Mickey's down to the Label.
Pour in Jameson, broth, worcestershire sauce, and bacon grease.

Chug while doing parkour.

Crit-Rocket

1 oz 190 proof everclear
1 oz Bacardi 151

Shoot it with no chaser, Maggot.

The Puff n Sting

Any Flavor Cotton Candy
3 oz high proof alcohol of your choice.

Place Cotton Candy on top of tall shotglass.
Pour liquor through.
Light cotton candy on fire.
Axtinguish.

Enjoy.

Sticky Trap

Jello, any flavor
1 cup boiling water
1/2 cup Sailor Jerry's Rum
1/2 cup Johnnie Walker Red Label Scotch Whiskey

Combine Jello and Boiling Water. Stir until dissolved.
Remove from heat. Slowly stir in whiskey and rum.
Pour into empty glass jug. Refrigerate for 4 hours.
Smash on someone or something.

Eat alcoholic jello and some glass.

SO MUCH BLOOD

1.5 oz Popov Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 oz red hot sauce
Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
salt
peppers
celery stalk
Cut of steak of your choosing.

Prepare your steak rare.
Slice thin and place in glass.
Mix other ingredients together.

Drink/Chew.

Southern Hospitality

Shiner Bock
1 oz Tito's Vodka
12 oz Sweet Tea
Shell Casings

Chill shell casings in freezer.
Place cold shell casings in glass instead of ice.
Mix Sweet Tea with Vodka.

Double Fist with your Shiner.

Body Bag

1 Box Franzia
Bottle of Jaegermeister
Bottle of Schnapps
6 Pack of St. Pauli Girl

Kill the Franzia.
Cut a corner off of the bag, wash and fill with Jaeger, Schnapps and Beer.
Stitch the bag up.

Slap ze bag.

Walkabout

Can of Fosters
3 oz Bundaberg Rum
Marmite
A Bloomin Onion

Put Marmite in the bottom of a glass.
Pour in Rum then add Foster's to taste.
Garnish with Onions.

Be polite, finish the whole thing.

Mon Petit Chou-fleur

1 Bottle Red wine
1 Bottle Champagne
Baguette
Cauliflower
Cigarettes

Mix wine and champagne in a saucepan.
Cut up baguette and place in saucepan over medium heat. Add cauliflower.

Get drunk on bread. Smoke throughout.

Not responsible for anything that may happen in the process or as a result of making these.

mixed drinks are for women

its all about GOOD craft beer or whiskey straight...no junk in it.

You seem to be forgetting Gin, Wine and Vodka.
Don't drink rum, you're not 12.

Yeah, and? As a guy, you should know how to make mix drinks since women enjoy them. Why would a person drink whiskey straight when scotch is so much better to drink (non blended)

Let's post this on a site where we have autistic children who aren't old enough to drink yet!

the only mixed drink that is actually worth while is a white russian, thats it

The bl4nk: 151, take off your shirt, rip off your chest hair.

Gin and tonic. Your move.

Bonk atomic punch.

1 16 oz can of red bull
1 5 hour energy
Packet of Pop rocks
Red or Blue Liquid War Head

Don't die

you haven't lived until you drank bourbon county coffee stout. that is all

non alcoholic but i had this at a friend's apartment and it was actually really good

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Scotch straight is kind of disgusting IMO, but then I have only ever seriously (not drunk to begin with) tried JW red label rofl.

This makes no sense?

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"Saturday Night Scrims."

1 bottle of vodka while crying

if you have good tear aim you could try and get the salt from your tears around a Margarita glass.

Mad Milk

2 parts cream
1 part coffee liqueur
3 parts creme de cacao
2 parts Galliano

Served cold in a Collins glass.

why are we only limiting ourselves to ethyl alcohol when both the methyl and isopropyl varieties are readily available?