alias carnage "hud_combattext 0; tf_dingalingaling 0; tf_dingalingaling_lasthit 0; unbind space"
alias carnoff "hud_combattext 1; tf_dingalingaling 1; tf_dingalingaling_lasthit 1; bind space +jump"

resupply bind w/ presets

in scout:

bind F5 "load_itempreset 0; alias 1load load_itempreset 0"
bind F6 "load_itempreset 1; alias 1load load_itempreset 1"
bind F7 "load_itempreset 2; alias 1load load_itempreset 2"
bind F8 "load_itempreset 3; alias 1load load_itempreset 3"

bind 1 1load

then 2load for soldier, 3load pyro, etc.

then in autoexec:

alias 1load load_itempreset 0
alias 2load load_itempreset 0
alias 3load load_itempreset 0
alias 4load load_itempreset 0
alias 5load load_itempreset 0
alias 6load load_itempreset 0
alias 7load load_itempreset 0
alias 8load load_itempreset 0
alias 9load load_itempreset 0

makes F5-8 load each of the presets, and makes the 1 key reload the last selected preset for spawn cycles and shit.

unfortunately afaik you cant preserve the alias across sessions so it has to reset to the first preset every time you launch.

EDIT: changed cuz i fucked up trying to condense it for the thread

bind F5 "load_itempreset 0; alias 1load load_itempreset 0"
bind F6 "load_itempreset 1; alias 1load load_itempreset 1"
bind F7 "load_itempreset 2; alias 1load load_itempreset 2"
bind F8 "load_itempreset 3; alias 1load load_itempreset 3"

alias 1load load_itempreset 0
bind 1 1load

Maybe put the scipt in a extra config file and then put "host_writeconfig 1load.cfg" after the "alias 1load load_itempreset" part?
Not sure if that would work, just an idea.

Edit: If that doesn't work, try using bind instead of alias.
So "bind 1 load_itempreset X" instead of "alias 1load load_itempreset X"
Binds that are created from withing the game do save, while aliases don't.

Or maybe a simple bind like

bind [key] "+quit"
alias "+quit" "host_writeconfig"
alias "-quit" "quit"

could do the trick?
Always use that bind to close the game so all the commands that were changed while the game is running get saved before you close it.

Haven't tested any of those, just some ideas that I think might work.

what do that do

//////Medic config to call fake ubers with e

alias +collaideuberfaketoggle "bind e collaideuberfake"
alias -collaideuberfaketoggle "bind e collaideubermask"
alias "collaideubermask" "voicemenu 0 0; say_team Masking uber!"
alias "collaideuberfake" "voicemenu 1 7; say_team Faking uber!"
bind <key> "+collaideuberfaketoggle"

Pretty fun thing I came up with myself, although someone probably has done it already.

Hold <key> and press e to fake call uber. It's pretty useful.

turns off damage numbers, hitsounds and unbinds jump

bind q "slot1;slot2;slot1" or something and a resupply bind

Aside from class and loadout binds, this volume script is great. Also a spec bind so I dont have to med in pugs ever

You forgot to set hud_fastswitch to 0

I think with "slot1; slot2" you can switch back and forth between your secondary and primary?
No idea what that extra ";slot1" would be good for.

bind 1 "slot1; primary; alias currenttog primarytog"
bind 2 "slot2; secondary; alias currenttog secondarytog"
bind 3 "slot3; melee; alias currenttog meleetog"
bind PGUP currenttog
alias currenttog primarytog
alias primary primaryvis
alias primaryvis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 83"
alias primaryhid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias primarytog primarytoghid
alias primarytogvis "primaryvis; alias primary primaryvis; alias primarytog primarytoghid"
alias primarytoghid "primaryhid; alias primary primaryhid; alias primarytog primarytogvis"
alias secondary secondaryvis
alias secondaryvis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 83"
alias secondaryhid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias secondarytog secondarytoghid
alias secondarytogvis "secondaryvis; alias secondary secondaryvis; alias secondarytog secondarytoghid"
alias secondarytoghid "secondaryhid; alias secondary secondaryhid; alias secondarytog secondarytogvis"
alias melee meleevis
alias meleevis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 70"
alias meleehid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias meleetog meleetoghid
alias meleetogvis "meleevis; alias melee meleevis; alias meleetog meleetoghid"
alias meleetoghid "meleehid; alias melee meleehid; alias meleetog meleetogvis"

allows me to toggle viewmodels on or off very quickly, if you want them on in scout secondary for example with the bonk or off with the pistol

also this
bind "UPARROW" "incrementvar mat_monitorgamma 1.6 2.6 .1"
bind "LEFTARROW" "incrementvar volume 0 0.2 -.01"
bind "DOWNARROW" "incrementvar mat_monitorgamma 1.6 2.2 -.1"
bind "RIGHTARROW" "incrementvar volume 0 0.03 .01"
use your arrow keys to control volume and gamma

null-cancelling movement script and broesel's xhair switcher cause they havent been mentioned yet. i edited broesel's to allow you to use a key to toggle viewmodels along with a few other small things, can upload if you want

alias pootis "load_itempreset 0; voicemenu 1 4"
bind ] "pootis"

pootpoot

bind LEFTARROW "join_class pyro"
bind RIGHTARROW "join_class sniper"
bind UPARROW "join_class heavyweapons"

and then

bind DOWNARROW "join_class x"

in each 6s class config

alias +thing "+attack; impulse 101; spec_next"
alias -thing "-attack"

alias +ctap "bind mouse1 +jumpshoot; +duck; spec_prev"
alias -ctap "-duck; -attack"

alias +jumpshoot "-duck; +jump; +thing"
alias -jumpshoot "-jump; -attack; bind mouse1 +thing"

bind mouse2 "+ctap"

soldier ctap bind, fixed so speccing people with m1/m2 works

alias +m1 "+attack; impulse 101; spec_next"
alias -m1 "-attack"
alias +m2 "+attack2; spec_prev"
alias -m2 "-attack2"

bound to m1/m2 in every class but soldier, gives impulse101 on each shot and speccing still works

in csgo:

alias weapon1 "slot1; hand;		alias currentslot weapon1"
alias weapon2 "slot2; hand;		alias currentslot weapon2"
alias weapon3 "slot3; cl_righthand 1;	alias currentslot weapon3"
alias weapon4 "slot4; cl_righthand 1;	alias currentslot weapon4"
alias weapon5 "slot5; cl_righthand 1;	alias currentslot weapon5"
bind 1 weapon1
bind 2 weapon2
bind 3 weapon3
bind 4 weapon4
bind 5 weapon5

alias handl "alias hand "cl_righthand 0"; bind t handr; currentslot"
alias handr "alias hand "cl_righthand 1"; bind t handl; currentslot"
handr

makes t toggle viewmodel hand, except for the knife, bomb, and grenades (i use 1-5 to select weps/grenades in csgo)

Raw skill

correct
the extra slot1 is there so when you have a melee out and you press q it will go to your slot 1 and not your slot 2

Automatic medic mask
mouse5 is my ptt, so whenever I press my ptt it masks my uber. voicemenu 2 5 is jeer which is a really quiet grumble from the medic, makes it far less obvious sounding than THANKS or MEDIC!!!!!!

bind mouse5 "voicemenu 2 5"

Print Gaben to console

http://pastebin.com/2petDGhK

http://i.imgur.com/CJX4kLG.png

Map changing aliases

alias nodelay "rcon tv_delaymapchange_protect 0"
alias process "rcon changelevel cp_process_final"
alias granary "rcon changelevel cp_granary_pro_rc4"
alias gran "rcon changelevel cp_granary_pro_rc4"
alias gully "rcon changelevel cp_gullywash_final1"
alias gullywash "rcon changelevel cp_gullywash_final1"
alias badlands "rcon changelevel cp_badlands"
alias snake "rcon changelevel cp_snakewater_final1"
alias snakewater "rcon changelevel cp_snakewater_final1"
alias reckoner "rcon changelevel cp_reckoner_rc1"
alias sunshine "rcon changelevel cp_sunshine_rc9"
alias viaduct "rcon changelevel koth_product_rc8"
alias ultiduo "rcon changelevel koth_ultiduo_r_b7"
alias baloo "rcon changelevel ultiduo_baloo"
alias ultiduocfg "rcon exec etf2l_ultiduo; rcon tftrue_whitelist_id 4965"
alias mge "rcon changelevel mge_training_v8_beta4b"
alias bball "rcon changelevel ctf_ballin_sky"
alias midair "rcon changelevel duels_midair_v2"
alias rr "rcon mp_tournament_restart"

Medigun checker script

http://www.teamfortress.tv/8825/medigun-checker-script

Medic radar
Hold mouse3 to have everyone close to have auto callers

//medic radar
alias +radar "hud_medicautocallersthreshold 150"
alias -radar "hud_medicautocallersthreshold 75"
bind mouse3 +radar

unbindall

The only script that matters

the bee movie

cant play w/o my scout script.

bind mouse1 "+prim" 
bind mouse2 "+secd"
bind mouse4 "+mel"

alias +prim "slot1;+attack"
alias -prim "-attack"
alias +secd "slot2;+attack"
alias -secd "-attack"
alias +mel "slot3;+attack"
alias -mel "-attack"
alias +prim "slot1;r_drawviewmodel 0; +attack;"
alias +secd "slot2;r_drawviewmodel 0; +attack;"
alias +mel"slot3;r_drawviewmodel 1; +attack"

it's a super simple one but for some reason I always found too much effort in hitting my quickswitch bind twice when I'm charging a sticky to cancel the charge, so I combined it into one

alias +cancelcharge "lastinv"
alias -cancelcharge "lastinv"
bind "r" "+cancelcharge"

also an overcomplicated rollout script for practicing demo rollouts on maps

sv_cheats 1
tf_preround_push_from_damage_enable 1
sv_allow_wait_command 1 

alias beginsequence "sv_cheats 1; mp_restartgame 1; wait 396; addcond 5; hurtme -115; wait 451; removecond 5; wait 66"
bind "z" "beginsequence"

bind "x" "impulse 101"

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second...

bind mouse1 "+prim" 
bind mouse2 "+secd"
bind mouse4 "+mel"

alias +prim "slot1;+attack"
alias -prim "-attack"
alias +secd "slot2;+attack"
alias -secd "-attack"
alias +mel "slot3;+attack"
alias -mel "-attack"
alias +prim "slot1;r_drawviewmodel 0; +attack;"
alias +secd "slot2;r_drawviewmodel 0; +attack;"
alias +mel"slot3;r_drawviewmodel 1; +attack"

What's the point of shooting with the same key you select your weapon with?

dont have to fuck with my weak baby left hand when i wanna pistol people

This medigun switching script I wrote that changes your chat binds according to what medigun you're holding

https://github.com/JarateKing/PrismHUD/tree/master/_prism_hud/cfg/PrismHud/tictactoe

I think there's a display bug with one line, but I'm too lazy to actually locate and fix it.

bind q "slot2; slot1"

does the job

zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse "0.818933027098955175"

although this can't really be called a script, it's probably the most useful line in my config

bind q "slot2; slot1"

zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse "0.818933027098955175"

Pretty sure the correct number is:
0.793471413188092380619906740908785437547348780566443970924
But I don't want this thread to turn into a discussion about that.
There are already long threads about this.

And about the slot1;slot2 thing.
What sops pointed out was correct.
Slot1;slot2 will switch to your secondary when you use it while you're on your melee.
the extra ;slot1 makes it so you'll switch to your primary instead, what is probably what you want from this script - switch to primary unless you already have your primary out, in which case you switch to secondary.

i had the number from a csgo thread and it turns out that that game has a different fov than tf2 when you are scoped in
i tested both out and there was little to no difference, hence why i didn't notice it

"slot2; slot1" does exactly what you and sops are describing, i use it myself

IIRC isn't it a bit more complicated? I made my own way back then and it was something like this:

//weapon switch script
bind q "one"
alias one "slot1;r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0; bind q two"
alias two "slot2;r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 80; tf_use_min_viewmodels 1; bind q one"
bind e "slot3;r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 80; tf_use_min_viewmodels 1; bind q one"

Yeah that would be great