best pub quotes

#391

pagedMov

4 Frags – +

TST:R0B1N : i never miss the air shoot

#392

All_Over_RS

16 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/5AVD4Eh.png

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5AVD4Eh.png[/IMG]

#393

Tezaen

6 Frags – +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/96106427695792879/BAA3D62A9C50EB6C60CD16BB8859CD2A82790554/

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/96106427695792879/BAA3D62A9C50EB6C60CD16BB8859CD2A82790554/[/img]

#394

Hudsen

13 Frags – +

Moistest : Just suck his dick already smhWithdrawnation : dont taunt at me I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOODPUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch
Aviian : did you just refer to yourself in third personalvarogtx : asqueroso mexicano :v
[El TIBURON] : no japanese*SPEC* severley disabled child : jose im gonna deport u
jose.juarez.1999 : try it
jose.juarez.1999 : pussy¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : nice tracking
¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : but fuck you tho*SPEC* in between hole n balls : ive never seen average celebrated so muchJessE : sorry lol, doing like 10 things right now, is there a cheat code to managing people irl?*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : ur fucking cheating!
*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : and my isp is fucking dickegg : reminder soldier is the worst class in the game but has advantages on almost every map

[quote]Moistest : Just suck his dick already smh[/quote]

[quote]Withdrawnation : dont taunt at me I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOOD
[/quote]
[quote]PUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch
Aviian : did you just refer to yourself in third person
[/quote]
[quote]alvarogtx : asqueroso mexicano :v
[El TIBURON] : no japanese
[/quote]
[quote]*SPEC* severley disabled child : jose im gonna deport u
jose.juarez.1999 : try it
jose.juarez.1999 : pussy
[/quote]
[quote]¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : nice tracking
¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : but fuck you tho
[/quote]
[quote]*SPEC* in between hole n balls : ive never seen average celebrated so much[/quote]

[quote]JessE : sorry lol, doing like 10 things right now, is there a cheat code to managing people irl?[/quote]

[quote]*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : ur fucking cheating!
*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : and my isp is fucking dick
[/quote]
[quote]egg : reminder soldier is the worst class in the game but has advantages on almost every map
[/quote]

#395

EasyE

46 Frags – +

Bourbon Hans : whelp, this server is cancer
Bourbon Hans left the game (Disconnect by user.)
B3 : now its not

#396

daily

15 Frags – +

MineFurryLPs : I miss quick play it was so much better back then
Ebonstrizzle : yeh
Emanresu : yeah, why did they remove that feature?
Bob Gymlan : i dunno
Ebonstrizzle : 'competetive'

#397

Cyanic

40 Frags – +

SpyCake : if you don't like friendlies , what are you doing on TF2 ?

#398

Psi

36 Frags – +

*DEAD* Demons not cry : what is this stupid game
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I picked a character with a helmet
*DEAD* Demons not cry : so I dont get headshot
Demons not cry : because that's the only way a projectile hero can handle himself to a hitscan hero
Demons not cry : and I still get headshot
*DEAD* Demons not cry : FUCK
*DEAD* Demons not cry : this game is so stupid and has no logic at all
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope your mom dies of rabbies
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope she gets bitten by a really angry raccoon
Demons not cry : say something fag
Rei : hi
Demons not cry : ur a complete fag, I'm going back to overwatch
Demons not cry : die of rabbies
Demons not cry : this game's logic is so retarded and unrealistic and unbalanced
Demons not cry : heroes with helmets get headshot
Rei : pharah in overwatch also wears a helmet and gets headshot easily
Demons not cry : yes but that's not an antibullet helmet, is like a visor helmet
Demons not cry : Valve is stupid they should not design a hero with a helmet if he's not inmune to headshots
Rei : just go back to no-skillwatch
Demons not cry : I'm a grandmaster genji, that takes skill

note: the guy was raging at some random sniper

*DEAD* Demons not cry : what is this stupid game
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I picked a character with a helmet
*DEAD* Demons not cry : so I dont get headshot
Demons not cry : because that's the only way a projectile hero can handle himself to a hitscan hero
Demons not cry : and I still get headshot
*DEAD* Demons not cry : FUCK
*DEAD* Demons not cry : this game is so stupid and has no logic at all
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope your mom dies of rabbies
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope she gets bitten by a really angry raccoon
Demons not cry : say something fag
Rei : hi
Demons not cry : ur a complete fag, I'm going back to overwatch
Demons not cry : die of rabbies
Demons not cry : this game's logic is so retarded and unrealistic and unbalanced
Demons not cry : heroes with helmets get headshot
Rei : pharah in overwatch also wears a helmet and gets headshot easily
Demons not cry : yes but that's not an antibullet helmet, is like a visor helmet
Demons not cry : Valve is stupid they should not design a hero with a helmet if he's not inmune to headshots
Rei : just go back to no-skillwatch
Demons not cry : I'm a grandmaster genji, that takes skill

note: the guy was raging at some random sniper

#399

Indigo_

49 Frags – +

mate.02villatoro has renamed their Natascha to natascha

#400

himari_tf

0 Frags – +

-s4gi : seize your autism please.

#401

PajamaSam

20 Frags – +

wile: lol I hit that airshot using a trackpad XD

#402

warriordragon12

17 Frags – +

(TEAM) ysoserious : can we have more power classes other than pyro

#403

vani

8 Frags – +

*DEAD* Moffein : Hey it's me John TF2 inventor of steam valve co please send trade offer steamcommunism.̕ru/id/pyroman521

Monochrome : vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning

*DEAD* stop sapping my tele faggot : READ MY FUCKING NAME
Iso: actual pub quotes 2k14

Swissy : dont taunt
Player Swissy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

vani: want some tips ?
lucky : he uses a clutch loadout though
lucky : he aint got no tips

Makise Kurisu : As an American it is my sole reason to declare war on spain for no reason

*DEAD* Silver Surtur : stop shooting me xD

46 : i believe in luck i do not believe in GOOD luck

ＡＬＩＣＥＷＡＶＥ : im here to dm
ＡＬＩＣＥＷＡＶＥ : minus the m

*DEAD* Anne : random crits in a competitive game
*DEAD* Anne : what a good idea

*DEAD* Eastern Analogue : speaking of memes, gentoo is surprisingly amazing

iCLASS : this is a surprising high skill server
^valve pub

*DEAD* Talcon the Red-Nosed Weeaboo : va "i won a tournament as medic so im good" ni

Running in the 90s: Yo, it's okay if you go outside sometimes you know. Your "skill" in video games won't decline.

S.A.I.S: Is it worth it to do foot fetish ERP with a guy for CS:GO

Pub/teek quotes pastebin(s)
https://pastebin.com/FZRwF5n9
https://pastebin.com/j4WurqD1

*DEAD* Moffein : Hey it's me John TF2 inventor of steam valve co please send trade offer steamcommunism.̕ru/id/pyroman521

Monochrome : vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning

*DEAD* stop sapping my tele faggot : READ MY FUCKING NAME
Iso: actual pub quotes 2k14

Swissy : dont taunt
Player Swissy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

vani: want some tips ?
lucky : he uses a clutch loadout though
lucky : he aint got no tips

Makise Kurisu : As an American it is my sole reason to declare war on spain for no reason

*DEAD* Silver Surtur : stop shooting me xD

46 : i believe in luck i do not believe in GOOD luck

ＡＬＩＣＥＷＡＶＥ : im here to dm
ＡＬＩＣＥＷＡＶＥ : minus the m

*DEAD* Anne : random crits in a competitive game
*DEAD* Anne : what a good idea

*DEAD* Eastern Analogue : speaking of memes, gentoo is surprisingly amazing

iCLASS : this is a surprising high skill server
^valve pub

*DEAD* Talcon the Red-Nosed Weeaboo : va "i won a tournament as medic so im good" ni

Running in the 90s: Yo, it's okay if you go outside sometimes you know. Your "skill" in video games won't decline.

S.A.I.S: Is it worth it to do foot fetish ERP with a guy for CS:GO

Pub/teek quotes pastebin(s)
https://pastebin.com/FZRwF5n9
https://pastebin.com/j4WurqD1

#404

toads_tf

1 Frags – +

*SPEC* dead inside : not going to say gg
*SPEC* dead inside : okay
*SPEC* dead inside : ass person

#405

chateau

-6 Frags – +

well69 : wahoo!!!

#406

catface

50 Frags – +

.

#407

Cyanic

11 Frags – +

bogen : noob
bogen : u dont kill a wanking scout

#408

bLa

5 Frags – +

MexiDan0 : i am nipples the enchalata and i can break through walls with my rock hard fist nipples

#409

All_Over_RS

12 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/93Pf9qP.png

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/93Pf9qP.png[/IMG]

#410

Soldier

0 Frags – +

yaima : damn and youre sticky spamming smh

#411

bicycleforrats

5 Frags – +

Dcave : myCOCK...nballs are tingling

#412

Beelthazus

10 Frags – +

two : why
two : ur like
two : uhh
two : u pug with b4nny
two : ur good
sandblast : LOL
two : well
two : i mean
all my friends are dead : WHOAAA
two : i mean
two : like
two : u can contest against b4nny
two : or stuff
two : ah fuck
all my friends are dead : sandblast is lil bitch
all my friends are dead : a fat lil bitch
all my friends are dead : with a sandy v
two : sandblast is nut
Times New Ramen : #Sandblast Is a good scunt
all my friends are dead : no no follow my stream
two : but he can be toxic at some times
Times New Ramen : SCUNT
all my friends are dead : twitch.tv/cap_strong
catface : nice
Times New Ramen : Sandblast, equipt the best melee weapon
Times New Ramen : ever
*DEAD* sandblast : whats that
*SPEC* Times New Ramen : The direct miss

#413

glass

10 Frags – +

voice, not text: "aw damn, that was some froyotech shit right there!"

#414

steph

Spaceship Servers

6 Frags – +

this just happened in mvm

https://i.imgur.com/B2Gy2uc.png

i was the engie

bonus:

https://i.imgur.com/gPPc7nO.png

this just happened in mvm
[img]https://i.imgur.com/B2Gy2uc.png
[/img]i was the engie

bonus: [img]https://i.imgur.com/gPPc7nO.png[/img]

#415

glass

2 Frags – +

KonceptPUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch

http://www.sixwordstories.net/category/subject/sad/

[quote=Koncept]
[quote]PUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch[/quote][/quote]
http://www.sixwordstories.net/category/subject/sad/

#416

subhuman

3 Frags – +

I don't remember the guy's name but: BLUE MOMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GAY THEY MAKE BABY

#417

shinka

0 Frags – +

*DEAD* 『Okashi Yujin』 : that heavy more paranoid than a rape victim

#418

FMX1

3 Frags – +

Salty Bagels: are you a masochist?
Salty Bagels: cause you seem to enjoy getting pounded

#419

tnm

2 Frags – +

thesqrtminus1this just happened in mvm

lol i know him, he has over 1000 tours completed

[quote=thesqrtminus1]this just happened in mvm[/quote] lol i know him, he has over 1000 tours completed

#420

jrod

3 Frags – +

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