no one fucking cleans up

get off ur ass and do something about it

One cat wants to get into my basement ceiling so she keeps ripping up the same tile, I just stopped replacing it at this point.

Another cat wants to go through my basement floor and rips up a corner of the rug.

The other 2 cats usually watch as if all 4 are waiting to make a run for it in some elaborate escape plan.

=

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my possessions being taken w/o my permission

i literally have to spend everyday picking up others shit fuck u

My housemates have arguments about the most mundane shit and its really toxic atmosphere - I have to choose who to comfort even though they're both wrong -_-

my sister uses like 3 litres of soap every time she showers so i almost slip and fall every morning

My roommate is always spending time with his FAGGOT NORMIE GIRLFRIEND on the other side of the wall and I'M TRYING TO GAME

2-3 years ago my house flooded and I had to completely gut the downstairs and replace some of the studs in the walls due to their having gotten water logged. It was awful.

I did have homeowner's insurance and paid myself (since I did most of the repair/remodel myself) but I also spent about 1/2 the money on a pump system. Said pump system came with a gaurentee to keep the house dry so long as it doesn't actually come under water (the house was never underwater, it seeped in from the ground).

Fast forward to this last week, and we get massive rains - and the stupid pump doesn't work - I guess I should've tested it at some point after winter, but whatever. I call, can't get a repair guy out here till the next day. So, I walked the 1 1/2 miles to my neighbor's (the road was flooded out and I already kerplunked my car in flood waters once before so I'm not gonna risk it again), who has a pool, and asked if she had a pump of some kind - she did - so I take her pump, throw it down in the hole where my stupid pump is supposed to be working but isn't - the hole is entirely filled with water and is about to flood me out again.

So I rig the pump with some garden hose and feed the hose out the nearest window, and extend it out away from the house into the small pond which is normally my front yard, and brace said window with bath towels so that rain + cold air doesn't come in the window or get in around the hose.

Crisis averted.

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I live in a swamp and so swamp creatures occasionally visit or try to take up residence from time to time in some of my buildings (I have 2 garages, one is 4 car the other is 2 car, and a small tool shed). My son and I were out doing some stuff when I noticed this racoon flopping around under a tree. Now, normally, I would just let it be, because raccoons tend not to be that much of a bother to me since my house, and all my buildings, are made of brick, so they can't really get into anything. This poor thing was really ragged looking, you could see its ribs, and it was stumbling all around and could barely walk. So I tell the kiddo to go inside, and try to engage in a mission of mercy.

I get my kiddo's little red wagon, and put a plastic dish in there, fill it with water, and then got a hot dog and laid it out on a plate, and slowly moved the wagon into position near to the sickly raccoon - I figure perhaps its just dehydrated.

I go inside and watch it from a window (so as not to scare it). It doesn't pay any attention to the food and water and just keeps fumbling around and arching up at nothing (showing aggression).

So, I made the decision that this poor thing was too far gone to be saved, went upstairs, and loaded up my SKS. I walked out into the front yard - it didn't notice me - and I shot it 3 times in rapid secession.

So then I dug a little raccoon grave for it, put the hot dog in there so it could take it to raccoon Valhalla, and then covered the deceased creature with tin foil and buried it (you have to do that here or some other critter will dig up the grave and spread whatever disease it had).

My first failure as a medic :(

My son plays too much Team Fortress Two and it is beginning to affect his grades and his mood. I fear that Team Fortress Two is causing my son to become very isolated.

Live on a farm and have to deal with all the shit that comes with that. Most recently was shooting a coyote that was getting too close to the cattle barn.

Also flies. Flies fucking everywhere.

My family spent a few years living on a farm. I remember when my dad had to learn how to break a chickens neck. He kept messing it up and for really angry.

During summer the sun barely goes down and my curtains don't do shit

There aren't enough fucking tissues for me to blow my nose with because my seasonal allergies have decided to run rampant this year

whY DOES MY GRASS GROW SO MUCH

30$

my roomates CAnt FuckInG clEAn tHEir Dishes ItAS ANNOYING

My ex has been storing her furniture and a bunch of other shit she wants to sell at my place but she won't lower her prices so it's all been sitting there in the corner for months.

http://i.imgur.com/TuDv4bB.png

welcome to Iceland

besides, if I get shade/blinds I'll end up sitting in pitch black darkness 24/7, which is probably not very healthy
And its only during summer that there's ~24hr sun, rest of the year there's hardly any sun

its a real fuckin dilemma you see

My house has fruit flies and they're all in my room. I have a fly strip that looks black from how many flies are stuck to it.

my sister keeps stealing my clothes, and she can't drive yet so i gotta drive her every fucking where

https://puu.sh/vJDFq/9a6e989cb9.jpg

no it isnt
lol

marxist is objectively better at being a person than anyone else

Drive her to the mall to buy clothes

stop dressing like a girl u fuckin tranny problem solved

reminder that this is the same guy who made a thread and cried about losing an internet friend and thinks that all tf2 players only use sens 1.5-3, 800dpi

ban barefoot bandit