When two people's calls conflict with each other and the person you didn't listen to gets angry

• People who surf rockets in ammomod
  
• Kids. Like, idk if you're literally 14 if you act like a reasonable human being, but as soon as you start acting like a child, I'm done with you.
  
• People in mge who talk shit after losing or afk to type essays at me after I kill them like bruh I just wanna shoot rockets at people I don't care about your emotions
  
• Racist or homophobic shit, I don't enjoy hearing a bunch of white teens using racial slurs because they think it's cool
  
• People who invite me to pugs

nice white guilt lol

Yeah it must be that...

People who use it just sound like morons tbh. Presumably they're pretty young.

dude people use it as a joke most of the time

edit : ok i guess its still unfunny

Aye, hilarious mate.

oh no this is gonna turn into a <white male can use the word nigga vs white male cannot use the word nigga> thread
QUICK send out the cavalry

People who say stuff like "this other team is playing like retards" and "omg they're literally bots" while simultaneously failing to counter or win

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when people say "u have xxxx hours and u still suck" like im supposed to be a god just cause i played for a long time

When they pretend to be depressed and change their name to 'xanax' and have a vaporwave crying simpsons avatar just kys already pls

when people think being sad is cool and act sad when theyre not

https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-yikes.gif

Weaboo.

players who pull out the direct hit and reserve shooter in mge when you get more than 5 points ahead of them

It's probably been said but racism, of any kind really

People who think the "My Name is Jeff" meme is still relevant

A lot of stuff really.
People in pubs that go scout and think that they're good, and just pubs in general make me upset
people without common sense

people who go from one division to a higher one and immediatelly grow an ego and start to talk shit to players below their div
people who steal aliases profile pictures or jokes
people who tell others that theyre dumb in chat proving that they themselves are extremely dumb
people who are in big groups where they suck each others dicks
people who play sniper all the time
i especially love when you ask them why are they sniping when its not working and when they finally hit something they
say "this is why i play sniper"

JUST PLAYED DM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT A YEAR AND I CAN DEFINITELY SAY RUNNING AWAY IN DM WILL DOOM YOU IN MY EYES FOREVER

When they use a shit ton of different aliases on different websites (pugchamp, steam, etf2l) and none of those match their real one.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA MY NAME JEFF

who is jeff1 monkaS

people who call you a bot whenever they make a dumb decision and you kill them

pretty much this, if ur in dm or mge, playing more aggressive helps u way more than running away

when people say "lol ur bad" after you say gg in mge

people who stay dead silent half the game and start talking when the team performs bad only to whine and point out mistakes

when ur tryna maincall but someone defies calls and clogs comms to whine about them but you're the bigger man and don't follow up on the arguing bcuz u know that'd just clog the comms even more but it ends up giving the impression that the other person won the argument

Leave call analysis for an appropriate time, not when the team is in the middle of a full blown fight and needs quick and reliable information.

"i'm gonna main call"
*doens't say shit, but all he'll say is shit talk and yell at his team*

hOw To TiLt mE.

pub mains who have 6000 hours almost exclusively in valve servers and think casual is the best way to play the game and generally have large egos

bonus if they bought their unusual with their mom's credit card and think it makes them good or something smh