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#1

Rendoas

8 Frags – +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T3hQs-s1OY

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T3hQs-s1OY[/youtube]

#2

Sherb

11 Frags – +

I suddenly find myself wanting a cat with only two legs.
Does that make me cruel?

#3

Oafmeal

-10 Frags – +

Back in my day it was ok to cut all four legs off, and sell them as 'cuddle worms'. Free kittens into $40 cuddle worms into my 1st PC.

#4

Cro0Ked_

25 Frags – +

OafmealBack in my day it was ok to cut all four legs off, and sell them as 'cuddle worms'. Free kittens into $40 cuddle worms into my 1st PC.

what made you think that this was funny and/or a good idea to post

[quote=Oafmeal]Back in my day it was ok to cut all four legs off, and sell them as 'cuddle worms'. Free kittens into $40 cuddle worms into my 1st PC.[/quote]what made you think that this was funny and/or a good idea to post

#5

YouMustMike

-3 Frags – +

I love you Oaf <3

#6

verto

7 Frags – +

I feel extreme sadness, yet at the same time I feel my heart warming. This kitten is adorable.

#7

kawa

21 Frags – +

She can still walk and stuff and looks cool as fuck like a velociraptor or something
and then looks like a mer-cat when she flips over I dunno why everyone is so sad

I don't see any of you crying when you see a person in a wheelchair

She can still walk and stuff and looks cool as fuck like a velociraptor or something
and then looks like a mer-cat when she flips over I dunno why everyone is so sad

I don't see any of you crying when you see a person in a wheelchair

#8

reselect

17 Frags – +

cats in wheelchairs..

:(

cats in wheelchairs..

:(

#9

ukm

5 Frags – +

its okay oaf i liked your post

i'd cuddle your worm anytime

its okay oaf i liked your post

i'd cuddle your worm anytime

#10

Abramelin

9 Frags – +

Cats are a major threat to avian life.

#11

Cro0Ked_

4 Frags – +

AbramelinCats are a major threat to avian life.

uh you have wings, just fly away??

[quote=Abramelin]Cats are a major threat to avian life.[/quote]uh you have wings, just fly away??

#12

downpour

-2 Frags – +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4Z-uO5TPQfM

cross-counter

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4Z-uO5TPQfM[/youtube]

cross-counter

#13

TheFragile

RGB LAN

10 Frags – +

I'm not sure how I feel about this thread.

#14

thmpsn

4 Frags – +

awwwwww

#15

suln

0 Frags – +

wafflebShe can still walk and stuff and looks cool as fuck like a velociraptor or something
and then looks like a mer-cat when she flips over I dunno why everyone is so sad

I don't see any of you crying when you see a person in a wheelchair

Soon it will learn to open doors with handles.

[quote=waffleb]She can still walk and stuff and looks cool as fuck like a velociraptor or something
and then looks like a mer-cat when she flips over I dunno why everyone is so sad

I don't see any of you crying when you see a person in a wheelchair[/quote]

Soon it will learn to open doors with handles.

#16

DrPloxo

0 Frags – +

So, what's the story here? I get sometimes kittens have broken legs and stuff when they're born, but usually the mother eats those kittens. What happened here?

#17

junemofu

7 Frags – +

DrPloxoI get sometimes kittens have broken legs and stuff when they're born, but usually the mother eats those kittens.

what

[quote=DrPloxo]I get sometimes kittens have broken legs and stuff when they're born, but usually the mother eats those kittens.[/quote]

what

#18

Technoblade

1 Frags – +

DrPloxousually the mother eats those kittens

wtfuck?

[quote=DrPloxo]usually the mother eats those kittens[/quote]

wtfuck?

#19

mustardoverlord

4 Frags – +

as someone who owns 3 cats

I thought oafmeals post was amazing

as someone who owns 3 cats

I thought oafmeals post was amazing

#20

pine_beetle

4 Frags – +

The Canada hate in this thread... You would understand why we need cuddle worms if you experienced our winters.

#21

DrPloxo

0 Frags – +

TechnobladeDrPloxousually the mother eats those kittens
wtfuck?

Barn Cats bro, they do that shit.

[quote=Technoblade][quote=DrPloxo]usually the mother eats those kittens[/quote]

wtfuck?[/quote]
Barn Cats bro, they do that shit.

#22

pine_beetle

6 Frags – +

Oaf, I'd like to order some premium cut cuddleworms where you cut the whole ass end of the cat off. I have had a few of them take a piss in my clothes before I disposed of them. Will pay extra. Thanks!

#23

Oafmeal

9 Frags – +

Hmmmm.... It's been a while, but I can do $50 on a full hind end job. $75 if you want me to leave the spine, and tail intact. $55 if you just want me to staple the tail back on.

Cut the legs off, and they get a loving home. Leave the legs on, and they get put down like so many other lovely animals. LEAVING THE LEGS ON IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE YOU HEARTLESS FUCKS.

http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Monty+Python+Talking+In+The+Terrier

Hmmmm.... It's been a while, but I can do $50 on a full hind end job. $75 if you want me to leave the spine, and tail intact. $55 if you just want me to staple the tail back on.

Cut the legs off, and they get a loving home. Leave the legs on, and they get put down like so many other lovely animals. LEAVING THE LEGS ON IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE YOU HEARTLESS FUCKS.

http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Monty+Python+Talking+In+The+Terrier

#24

pine_beetle

5 Frags – +

Nobody wants the legs man, you leave those on and you got serious problems when you leave a cuddleworm in your underwear. Definitely worth the extra 10$. I'll take 7.

#25

Oafmeal

7 Frags – +

So that's 7 cats hind end job, no tail.

pls paypal Oafsavingkittens@PETAsponsored.com

If you get the payment in today I'll have the parcel out by Tuesday.

Pls expect 6-8 weeks delivery via regular parcel post. I'll include an extra cat so the survivors can eat the first one that dies. This has proven to be the most reliable domestic method thus far.

So that's 7 cats hind end job, no tail.

pls paypal Oafsavingkittens@PETAsponsored.com

If you get the payment in today I'll have the parcel out by Tuesday.

Pls expect 6-8 weeks delivery via regular parcel post. I'll include an extra cat so the survivors can eat the first one that dies. This has proven to be the most reliable domestic method thus far.

#26

wpminnows

5 Frags – +

pine_beetleThe Canada hate in this thread... You would understand why we need cuddle worms if you experienced our winters.

i'll be your cuddle worms

[quote=pine_beetle]The Canada hate in this thread... You would understand why we need cuddle worms if you experienced our winters.[/quote]

i'll be your cuddle worms

#27

pine_beetle

3 Frags – +

I'd never say no to a cuddle worm. Oaf, go get the chainsaw!