allayyyScrewballMono is a tilt lord who threw a temper tantrum like a 3 year old autist mid match. He is cut.are u just now realizing this - gg longboys
i mean we knew this when we picked him up but we didn't think he would pull something like this. Started shiting on our demo mid fucking match. Screeching like a fucking retard.
are u just now realizing this - gg longboys[/quote]
i mean we knew this when we picked him up but we didn't think he would pull something like this. Started shiting on our demo mid fucking match. Screeching like a fucking retard.
ScrewballMono is a tilt lord who threw a temper tantrum like a 3 year old autist mid match. He is cut.
And he's already left the roster...
And he's already left the roster...
Unicorn_WizardMizuha/Yuki is the best scout in open and I miss him dearly :(. GG open players, like my weebs said this was the hardest match we've had all season, gl in playoffs hope to play you again!
Unicorn Wizard - 06/28/2018
this is what you get for all that talk about getting your ass fucked earlier
oh no you will do it more
how far is it in
mmm i like how her voice is shaking
liar this is what you want
wiggle it some
whats your free hand doin pain slut
use a hand to spread your ass cheeks
that makes it easier
sounds like its going in easier now
dont you like pain slut
didnt you want your cute ass to be fucked?
cum slut
good girl
thank everyone for listening
good girl
Unicorn Wizard - 06/28/2018
this is what you get for all that talk about getting your ass fucked earlier
oh no you will do it more
how far is it in
mmm i like how her voice is shaking
liar this is what you want
wiggle it some
whats your free hand doin pain slut
use a hand to spread your ass cheeks
that makes it easier
sounds like its going in easier now
dont you like pain slut
didnt you want your cute ass to be fucked?
cum slut
good girl
thank everyone for listening
good girl
top 16
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhqfVJaW0AA7xT3.jpg
love and care abt ur teammates like this shiba inu loves and cares abt their rilakkuma bear
love and care abt ur teammates like this shiba inu loves and cares abt their rilakkuma bear
_MakkabeusAnd he's already left the roster...
cut from the roster
And he's already left the roster...[/quote]
cut from the roster
I Would Like To Report A Murder By My Man Bloompi From Morose Meanies
https://imgur.com/a/0opXvmV
Happy birthday bloompi
https://imgur.com/a/0opXvmV
Happy birthday bloompi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwRFdO7QJd4
had a lot of fun this season. thanks for everyone i scrimmed and matched ^_^
had a lot of fun this season. thanks for everyone i scrimmed and matched ^_^
tune into NOIR Esports playoff matches @ twitch.tv/grap3ju1c3 :^)
gg black swan was a fun game and a fun way to end the season, fun season all around. Never leading a team again.
Hi.ScrewB here.
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post, it has all had to come to this. For the last ten years of my life, ever since I installed TF2, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because Medics have never been attracted to me. Medics gave their heals, and ubers and love to other pockets but never to me.
I’m 27 years old and i've never won Open.
It has been very torturous. Intermediate is the div where everyone experiences those things such as airshots and solo exchanges and frags. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in Open. It’s not fair.
You medics have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you medics aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect pocket and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious scouts instead of me, the chad pocket.
All those medics I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior soldier if I ever hit my medic button, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious scouts. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme soldier.
Yours Truly and the True Waddle Pocket,
ScrewB
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post, it has all had to come to this. For the last ten years of my life, ever since I installed TF2, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because Medics have never been attracted to me. Medics gave their heals, and ubers and love to other pockets but never to me.
I’m 27 years old and i've never won Open.
It has been very torturous. Intermediate is the div where everyone experiences those things such as airshots and solo exchanges and frags. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in Open. It’s not fair.
You medics have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you medics aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect pocket and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious scouts instead of me, the chad pocket.
All those medics I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior soldier if I ever hit my medic button, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious scouts. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme soldier.
Yours Truly and the True Waddle Pocket,
ScrewB
Screwb will never lose to an open player ever again
Casting black swan black vs. Jagermeister at twitch.tv/terywj. Let the memes flow.
i dont get to play in my match because the client makes my game freeze every 10 seconds and my fps dips mega low
i also basically crash when i open any menus/hit esc
help
i also basically crash when i open any menus/hit esc
help
tfw you cant even call ESEA a paid service because you pay and dont even get your service
ESEA Season 28 Open Playoffs Round 1
HLpugstf vs. no one escapes death
Jagermeister vs. Can I Get Uhhhh
black swan black vs. avoid the loid
Die Open Players vs. We Winston
NOIR Esports vs. Team Frantic
Danger Dogs vs. Good Night Sweet Prince
Hidden Clout Village vs. DoublePlusGood
SWOLETOWN vs. longboys
Assuming that Can I Get Uhhh defeats a 5-10 team with 5 rounds and black swan black contact tri about them being 3rd seed (as they defeated ScrewB during regular season).
HLpugstf vs. no one escapes death
Jagermeister vs. Can I Get Uhhhh
black swan black vs. avoid the loid
Die Open Players vs. We Winston
NOIR Esports vs. Team Frantic
Danger Dogs vs. Good Night Sweet Prince
Hidden Clout Village vs. DoublePlusGood
SWOLETOWN vs. longboys
Assuming that Can I Get Uhhh defeats a 5-10 team with 5 rounds and black swan black contact tri about them being 3rd seed (as they defeated ScrewB during regular season).
ScrewballWell, this is my last teamfortress.tv post
Alright cool, see you next season Screwb
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post [/quote]
Alright cool, see you next season Screwb
JefffffScrewballWell, this is my last teamfortress.tv post
Alright cool, see you next season Screwb
It's just part of the meme.
I will be shitposting and playing this game until it dies or i do.
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post [/quote]
Alright cool, see you next season Screwb[/quote]
It's just part of the meme.
I will be shitposting and playing this game until it dies or i do.
bryceI apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.
Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce
What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?
Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”
When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.
What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg
Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).
My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree
But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.
1. PandaRaceCar37
[8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally
Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.
2. Cyber Bullying
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer
In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.
3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero
[12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....
Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).
If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”
In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.
I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce
why am i just now reading this LOL
Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce
[b]What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?[/b]
Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”
When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.
What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg[/img]
[i]Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).[/i]
My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
[i]to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree[/i]
But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.
[b]1. PandaRaceCar37[/b]
[i][8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally[/i]
Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.
[b]2. Cyber Bullying[/b]
[i]Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha[/i]
Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer
In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.
[b]3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero[/b]
[i][12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....[/i]
Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).
If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”
In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.
I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce[/quote]
why am i just now reading this LOL