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what team would you pick and why
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Red because sans underneath will bone up the o-bone-nents
Red because sans underneath will bone up the o-bone-nents
lets break this down
RED
Billy Mays - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
xXx455455/\/xXx - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
Vixen - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word they say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
Vixen Cock Lover - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
gamingdad1964 - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
Yusuke - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
Pekka - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
Johnny - Good player. 7/10
sans - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
billy - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
POOTIS - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
BLUE
Rip Roarin Booger Penis - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
Fluttershy - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
pottis - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
jose.fernando - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
Aegis - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
60nbwon - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
nigthmare - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
George - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
rando - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
pilka polska - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
le meme man - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess
lets break this down
[h]RED[/h]
[b]Billy Mays[/b] - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
[b]xXx455455/\/xXx[/b] - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
[b]Vixen[/b] - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word [i]they[/i] say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
[b]Vixen Cock Lover[/b] - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
[b]gamingdad1964[/b] - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
[b]Yusuke[/b] - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
[b]Pekka[/b] - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
[b]Johnny[/b] - Good player. 7/10
[b]sans[/b] - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
[b]billy[/b] - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
[b]POOTIS[/b] - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
[h]BLUE[/h]
[b]Rip Roarin Booger Penis[/b] - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
[b]Fluttershy[/b] - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
[b]pottis[/b] - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
[b]jose.fernando[/b] - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
[b]Aegis[/b] - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
[b]60nbwon[/b] - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
[b]nigthmare[/b] - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
[b]George[/b] - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
[b]rando[/b] - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
[b]pilka polska[/b] - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
[b]le meme man[/b] - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess
[h]RED[/h]
[b]Billy Mays[/b] - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
[b]xXx455455/\/xXx[/b] - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
[b]Vixen[/b] - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word [i]they[/i] say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
[b]Vixen Cock Lover[/b] - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
[b]gamingdad1964[/b] - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
[b]Yusuke[/b] - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
[b]Pekka[/b] - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
[b]Johnny[/b] - Good player. 7/10
[b]sans[/b] - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
[b]billy[/b] - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
[b]POOTIS[/b] - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
[h]BLUE[/h]
[b]Rip Roarin Booger Penis[/b] - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
[b]Fluttershy[/b] - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
[b]pottis[/b] - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
[b]jose.fernando[/b] - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
[b]Aegis[/b] - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
[b]60nbwon[/b] - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
[b]nigthmare[/b] - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
[b]George[/b] - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
[b]rando[/b] - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
[b]pilka polska[/b] - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
[b]le meme man[/b] - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess
Ggglygywords
god bless you gygglygy, never change
[quote=Ggglygy]words[/quote]
god bless you gygglygy, never change
god bless you gygglygy, never change
Ggglygyrando - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
I mean, they got cut for a reason...
[quote=Ggglygy][b]rando[/b] - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
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I mean, they got cut for a reason...
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I mean, they got cut for a reason...
OP pic in combination with #5's analysis is the perfect representation of TF2s community
OP pic in combination with #5's analysis is the perfect representation of TF2s community
id rather shoot myself straight in the face than play with someone with a my little pony avatar
id rather shoot myself straight in the face than play with someone with a my little pony avatar
Ggglygylets break this down
RED
Billy Mays - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
xXx455455/\/xXx - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
Vixen - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word they say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
Vixen Cock Lover - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
gamingdad1964 - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
Yusuke - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
Pekka - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
Johnny - Good player. 7/10
sans - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
billy - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
POOTIS - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
BLUE
Rip Roarin Booger Penis - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
Fluttershy - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
pottis - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
jose.fernando - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
Aegis - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
60nbwon - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
nigthmare - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
George - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
rando - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
pilka polska - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
le meme man - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess
tag yourself i'm george
[quote=Ggglygy]lets break this down
[h]RED[/h]
[b]Billy Mays[/b] - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
[b]xXx455455/\/xXx[/b] - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
[b]Vixen[/b] - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word [i]they[/i] say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
[b]Vixen Cock Lover[/b] - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
[b]gamingdad1964[/b] - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
[b]Yusuke[/b] - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
[b]Pekka[/b] - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
[b]Johnny[/b] - Good player. 7/10
[b]sans[/b] - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
[b]billy[/b] - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
[b]POOTIS[/b] - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
[h]BLUE[/h]
[b]Rip Roarin Booger Penis[/b] - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
[b]Fluttershy[/b] - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
[b]pottis[/b] - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
[b]jose.fernando[/b] - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
[b]Aegis[/b] - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
[b]60nbwon[/b] - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
[b]nigthmare[/b] - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
[b]George[/b] - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
[b]rando[/b] - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
[b]pilka polska[/b] - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
[b]le meme man[/b] - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess[/quote]
tag yourself i'm george
[h]RED[/h]
[b]Billy Mays[/b] - Warm Body Engie Player. Is more concerned with spamming "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" every 10 seconds over voice chat than actually playing the game. 5/10
[b]xXx455455/\/xXx[/b] - 13 year old sniper. You'll see him once during the entire game sniping from the literal corner of the map. He finishes the game with 3 kills and doesn't say a word. 4/10
[b]Vixen[/b] - Is actually a competent player despite their insufferably. Every word [i]they[/i] say makes you want to staple gun your ears shut, but they manage to get shit done in-game. 8/10
[b]Vixen Cock Lover[/b] - Is pocketing above. Is a worse player than above, but at least your team has a medic? 6/10
[b]gamingdad1964[/b] - Your inept father who stumbled into the lobby. He is friendly and communicates, but the mechanical skill is absent. He finishes the game with a KDA of 0.11 and says "hey great game everyone!" 2/10
[b]Yusuke[/b] - Average tryhard weeb. 5/10
[b]Pekka[/b] - Friendly enough decent player. You secretly wish you had more of him on your team. 6/10
[b]Johnny[/b] - Good player. 7/10
[b]sans[/b] - 11 year old with an open mic. Throughout the game you will hear in the background: a younger sibling screaming, a vacuum, and the distant drone of TV commercials. 3/10
[b]billy[/b] - This guy doesn't say a word all game but dominates. 10/10
[b]POOTIS[/b] - He runs around with the sandwich all game. He stands on mid eating it while the enemy team kills him. 2/10
[h]BLUE[/h]
[b]Rip Roarin Booger Penis[/b] - This guy is the best player in the server. He will fuck you up. 11/10
[b]Fluttershy[/b] - Despite your trepidation, a decent player. Slightly annoying on comms, but knows the game well enough. 7/10
[b]pottis[/b] - A total wildcard. We just don't know anything about this guy. ?/10
[b]jose.fernando[/b] - A Venezuelan child who goes AFK every 2 minutes for 30 seconds. Was actually born in 2009. 3/10
[b]Aegis[/b] - He adds you to friends after the game. You never say another word to each other. 6/10
[b]60nbwon[/b] - Average player who D/C's halfway through the game. 2/10
[b]nigthmare[/b] - 8 years old. The worst player in the server. 2/10
[b]George[/b] - Doesn't say a word all game. Is playing on autopilot. He is good at the game but you get the impression he is seething behind his monitor every time he dies. 7/10.
[b]rando[/b] - Because of the lft, you assume they are decent at the game. You are wrong. 5/10
[b]pilka polska[/b] - Lags around the server with 240 ping. Somehow, he is comming in a language that is not Polish. 3/10
[b]le meme man[/b] - Calls you a faggot after you say something. Has a gore spray. Despite this, they are one of the best players on the team. 8/10
for me, its the red team i guess[/quote]
tag yourself i'm george
these all look like solid pickups for an esea team
these all look like solid pickups for an esea team
Red team. Me, Pekka and Johny Tighlips will form our own gang together of hilarious mischief and trolling. The friendship that would blossom from such a match would go on to last eons. We would spend drunken nights together spouting stupid meme shit in discord and trolling idiots in new games, confiding in ourselves personal things of one another and supporting each other like true gamer bros.
Pekka, I'll miss your excessively accented finnish voice that for some reason always sounds both hilarious and depressed.
Johnny Tightlips, maybe one day you'll admit you're hiding your alt-right views behind a veil of memes.
tru frens
Red team. Me, Pekka and Johny Tighlips will form our own gang together of hilarious mischief and trolling. The friendship that would blossom from such a match would go on to last eons. We would spend drunken nights together spouting stupid meme shit in discord and trolling idiots in new games, confiding in ourselves personal things of one another and supporting each other like true gamer bros.
Pekka, I'll miss your excessively accented finnish voice that for some reason always sounds both hilarious and depressed.
Johnny Tightlips, maybe one day you'll admit you're hiding your alt-right views behind a veil of memes.
tru frens
Pekka, I'll miss your excessively accented finnish voice that for some reason always sounds both hilarious and depressed.
Johnny Tightlips, maybe one day you'll admit you're hiding your alt-right views behind a veil of memes.
tru frens
Seinfeldid rather shoot myself straight in the face than play with someone with a my little pony avatar
I'd rather play with someone with a MLP avatar than with you
[quote=Seinfeld]id rather shoot myself straight in the face than play with someone with a my little pony avatar[/quote]
I'd rather play with someone with a MLP avatar than with you
I'd rather play with someone with a MLP avatar than with you
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