(Continued...)
#29 DEADBEEF (6-10)
After two .500 seasons in a row, 3735928559 was not able to make it to 8-8 again. They did have some fun games though with two of them coming down to one round.
#30 Rex and his Raptors (6-10)
Not the best but not the worst Newbie Mix Drive team this season (lost to Retards, beat Warriors). This time, Grape Juice's students managed to collect 3 non-FFWs which isn't bad considering they changed up roles just about every week.
#31 Envision Crew (3-13)
As the longest running team in open, Sidular returned for his 8th consecutive season under the same roster page. Throughout his history there have been some up ticks (10-6) and down ticks, and unfortunately, this one was a down tick. But who knows. The Sidular crew went 1-15 before having a 10-6 season, so maybe next time will be better.
#32 Wireless Warriors (5-11)
Finally, the oft defeated Newbie Mix Team #3 feat. P4rsa. They nearly got a win on Propaganda, but fell apart near the end. Still, at least they managed to make it to the end of the season. Last place is better than dead (maybe).
Dead Teams:
Hostile Hamster Datenight (8-8)
The artists formerly known as White Genocide started the season 8-1 but said fuck it and peaced out to play Apex Legends (according to their guestbook comments). They were almost revived in time to face Home
Run Thomas, but were re-deaded by Discord's homework.
Keyboard Lords (6-10)
The Lords had a chance at finishing in the middle, or even as someone taking the 16th seed, but they disbanded in their final 5. General Nick, Hugs and Kisses, and Retards of the Carribean were all beatable opponents who could've got them in at 9-7 depending on number of rounds won.
Dab on UGC (5-11)
They died, but they do have the distinct honor (?) of being, as far as I know, the only team to win a game 1-0 this season.
Cozy Gang (4-12)
The Gay Communist Gun Club AKA Cozy Gang AKA Team Boxcar wasn't amazing, but wasn't bad either. They were on track for an average middle open season, but died.
Summertime (2-14)
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
Jeffinators (1-9)
In spite of having 29 people on their roster, Jeffinators didn't make it long. Of course, most of those players never had any intention of playing, and the fact that they posted their join password on their guestbook might have inflated the numbers.
homoheroes (1-9)
This team was just a bunch of Counter Strike players who seemed to register just for the hell of it. I assumed they'd
play one match and quit but they actually played two. I think they intended to just play one, but the leader of their
second match opponent kindly asked them to play and they actually did surprisingly.
Ok Kids (1-9), Cumber Crew (0-10), Drush and the Jets (0-8), The Creatures (0-7)
These teams died at the start of the season so there isn't much to say. That's the end of the list. Kind of anti-climactic. Maybe I should've sorted this from bottom to top.
Anyway, that concludes my ESEA Open S30 Power Rankings that no one asked for. Good luck to everyone who made playoffs or plans to play S31. Finally, thanks for reading, giving feedback, and helping me improve the series throughout the course of the season.
-S30-
[i](Continued...)[/i]
[b]#29 DEADBEEF (6-10)
[/b]
After two .500 seasons in a row, 3735928559 was not able to make it to 8-8 again. They did have some fun games though with two of them coming down to one round.
[b]#30 Rex and his Raptors (6-10)
[/b]
Not the best but not the worst Newbie Mix Drive team this season (lost to Retards, beat Warriors). This time, Grape Juice's students managed to collect 3 non-FFWs which isn't bad considering they changed up roles just about every week.
[b]#31 Envision Crew (3-13)
[/b]
As the longest running team in open, Sidular returned for his 8th consecutive season under the same roster page. Throughout his history there have been some up ticks (10-6) and down ticks, and unfortunately, this one was a down tick. But who knows. The Sidular crew went 1-15 before having a 10-6 season, so maybe next time will be better.
[b]#32 Wireless Warriors (5-11)
[/b]
Finally, the oft defeated Newbie Mix Team #3 feat. P4rsa. They nearly got a win on Propaganda, but fell apart near the end. Still, at least they managed to make it to the end of the season. Last place is better than dead (maybe).
[i]Dead Teams:
[/i]
[b]Hostile Hamster Datenight (8-8)
[/b]
The artists formerly known as White Genocide started the season 8-1 but said fuck it and peaced out to play Apex Legends (according to their guestbook comments). They were almost revived in time to face Home
Run Thomas, but were re-deaded by Discord's homework.
[b]Keyboard Lords (6-10)
[/b]
The Lords had a chance at finishing in the middle, or even as someone taking the 16th seed, but they disbanded in their final 5. General Nick, Hugs and Kisses, and Retards of the Carribean were all beatable opponents who could've got them in at 9-7 depending on number of rounds won.
[b]Dab on UGC (5-11)
[/b]
They died, but they do have the distinct honor (?) of being, as far as I know, the only team to win a game 1-0 this season.
[b]Cozy Gang (4-12)
[/b]
The Gay Communist Gun Club AKA Cozy Gang AKA Team Boxcar wasn't amazing, but wasn't bad either. They were on track for an average middle open season, but died.
[b]Summertime (2-14)
[/b]
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
[b]Jeffinators (1-9)
[/b]
In spite of having 29 people on their roster, Jeffinators didn't make it long. Of course, most of those players never had any intention of playing, and the fact that they posted their join password on their guestbook might have inflated the numbers.
[b]homoheroes (1-9)
[/b]
This team was just a bunch of Counter Strike players who seemed to register just for the hell of it. I assumed they'd
play one match and quit but they actually played two. I think they intended to just play one, but the leader of their
second match opponent kindly asked them to play and they actually did surprisingly.
[b]Ok Kids (1-9), Cumber Crew (0-10), Drush and the Jets (0-8), The Creatures (0-7)
[/b]
These teams died at the start of the season so there isn't much to say. That's the end of the list. Kind of anti-climactic. Maybe I should've sorted this from bottom to top.
Anyway, that concludes my ESEA Open S30 Power Rankings that no one asked for. Good luck to everyone who made playoffs or plans to play S31. Finally, thanks for reading, giving feedback, and helping me improve the series throughout the course of the season.
[i]-S30-[/i]
myanimelist academy is dead
myanimelist academy is dead
wbaconIgnore/downfrag this, bumping to next page so multi-part post doesn't get broken up.
wbaconSee above.
wbaconAlmost done.
wbaconLast one, sorry
at this rate we can get to 100 pages! let’s keep it up everyone
[quote=wbacon]Ignore/downfrag this, bumping to next page so multi-part post doesn't get broken up.[/quote]
[quote=wbacon]See above.[/quote]
[quote=wbacon]Almost done.[/quote]
[quote=wbacon]Last one, sorry[/quote]
at this rate we can get to 100 pages! let’s keep it up everyone
GLHF to all teams in the post season!
GLHF to all teams in the post season!
wbacon
Summertime (2-14)
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
i believe this is the beginning of my redemption arc
[quote=wbacon]
[b]Summertime (2-14)
[/b]
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
[/quote]
i believe this is the beginning of my redemption arc
IncognitoCloudwbacon
Summertime (2-14)
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
i believe this is the beginning of my redemption arc
cloud: the anime
[quote=IncognitoCloud][quote=wbacon]
[b]Summertime (2-14)
[/b]
They died at the mid point of the season, but Summertime wasn't all that bad for a team with a 2-14 record. They nearly upset Toaster in the Bath and beat an alright Nav eSports team.
[/quote]
i believe this is the beginning of my redemption arc[/quote]
cloud: the anime
http://vm.tiktok.com/eVgwkF/ i didn't know murkscribe had a tiktok account
http://vm.tiktok.com/eVgwkF/ i didn't know murkscribe had a tiktok account
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Mv4fMgA.png[/img]
sibbyhttp://vm.tiktok.com/eVgwkF/ i didn't know murkscribe had a tiktok account
holy fuck I wish that was me.
[quote=sibby]http://vm.tiktok.com/eVgwkF/ i didn't know murkscribe had a tiktok account[/quote]
holy fuck I wish that was me.
[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221800365752844288/558877706494935051/2a9e613.jpg[/img]
GGs Longerboys
That was a close match, and I can now say I've ever won a playoffs game.
GGs Longerboys
That was a close match, and I can now say I've ever won a playoffs game.
gg! thanks for rescheduling + congrats on the win :]
gg! thanks for rescheduling + congrats on the win :]
[youtube]https://youtu.be/dDulUlsBUEQ[/youtube]
Panda_RaceCar37The problem with cutting your way to the top is that at some point, the only person to cut is yourself.
:(
[quote=Panda_RaceCar37]The problem with cutting your way to the top is that at some point, the only person to cut is yourself.[/quote]
:(
jetzzzzz16-0 curse strikes again
That is an IM curse. Multiple open teams have won open without dropping maps
[quote=jetzzzzz]16-0 curse strikes again[/quote]
That is an IM curse. Multiple open teams have won open without dropping maps
looks like im destined to forever be a medic main
looks like im destined to forever be a medic main
can't wait to see who wins open, an invite team, a high IM team, or an actual open team
can't wait to see who wins open, an invite team, a high IM team, or an actual open team
Panda_RaceCar37The problem with cutting your way to the top is that at some point, the only person to cut is yourself.
Gloperz would be the last person to cut his way to the top. You're doing some crazy mental gymnastics.
[quote=Panda_RaceCar37]The problem with cutting your way to the top is that at some point, the only person to cut is yourself.[/quote]
Gloperz would be the last person to cut his way to the top. You're doing some crazy mental gymnastics.
Panda_RaceCar37
You know the full story of each and every move. You're just manufacturing drama for the sake of it.
[quote=Panda_RaceCar37][/quote]
You know the full story of each and every move. You're just manufacturing drama for the sake of it.
Im gonna put my money on the team with kev and zilly....
But my heart goes out to the FACEIT team, I'm rooting for them to go the distance
Im gonna put my money on the team with kev and zilly....
But my heart goes out to the FACEIT team, I'm rooting for them to go the distance
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2sUlTLXgAE_ps6.jpg[/img]
weeb_whackerYou're just manufacturing drama for the sake of it.
Drama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine
[quote=weeb_whacker]You're just manufacturing drama for the sake of it.[/quote]
Drama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine
SpaceGhostsCoffeeDrama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine
anything slicerogue does
[quote=SpaceGhostsCoffee]
Drama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine[/quote]
anything slicerogue does
GrapeJuiceIIISpaceGhostsCoffeeDrama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine
anything slicerogue does
Aged to perfection in my Donkey Kong certified barrels and thrown at my enemies for the amusement of the masses.
[quote=GrapeJuiceIII][quote=SpaceGhostsCoffee]
Drama is not manufactured, it is fermented and aged just like fine wine[/quote]
anything slicerogue does[/quote]
Aged to perfection in my Donkey Kong certified barrels and thrown at my enemies for the amusement of the masses.
BuffMcStrongHugeAged to perfection in my Donkey Kong certified barrels and thrown at my enemies for the amusement of the masses.
https://i.imgur.com/UI3PBGv.gif
[quote=BuffMcStrongHuge]
Aged to perfection in my Donkey Kong certified barrels and thrown at my enemies for the amusement of the masses.[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/UI3PBGv.gif[/img]