Top 10 reasons to get a job

#1

Snack

0 Frags – +

You get to make $$$ money $$$ !!!!!
You will meet new, interesting people at your job, and make FRIENDS
You can challenge yourself at your job instead of lazing about doing fuckall
Your parents will stop being disappointed in you :o
You can pay for your own food this time instead of bumming off me, you fucking leech

#2

woodchip

50 Frags – +

where are the other 5 please im still on the fence about this

#3

b0wlMONEY

11 Frags – +

jus @ them man

#4

viper

9 Frags – +

do i have to buy the DLC to see the other reasons?

#5

EdgyEddy

0 Frags – +

not allowed to get a job before finishing my education :(

#6

THEBILLDOZER

7 Frags – +

I see my co-workers once a month and most of them are middle aged Mexican men that I don't really have anything in common with. I have not made any new friends in my job, coming up on my fourth year here

#7

dbk

5 Frags – +

THEBILLDOZERI see my co-workers once a month and most of them are middle aged Mexican men that I don't really have anything in common with. I have not made any new friends in my job, coming up on my fourth year here

if youre only seeing them once a month, do they even count as co-workers?

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]I see my co-workers once a month and most of them are middle aged Mexican men that I don't really have anything in common with. I have not made any new friends in my job, coming up on my fourth year here[/quote]
if youre only seeing them once a month, do they even count as co-workers?

#8

Sprite

39 Frags – +

SnackYour parents will stop being disappointed in you :o

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[quote=Snack]
Your parents will stop being disappointed in you :o[/quote]
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#9

ScrewB

-3 Frags – +

you die if you work

#10

zanda

5 Frags – +

viperdo i have to buy the DLC to see the other reasons?

I can't afford the DLC, I dont have a job :c

[quote=viper]do i have to buy the DLC to see the other reasons?[/quote]
I can't afford the DLC, I dont have a job :c

#11

MozzarellaFireFox

4 Frags – +

im very motivated to get a job but i dont think the home depot is accepting my top 10 reasons to hire me list in lieu of a resume

#12

Doughy

5 Frags – +

legitimately respect ur newfound grownup shitposting snack, gj

#13

Beelthazus

-3 Frags – +

Screwballyou die if you work

You die anyways, might as well die for something.

[quote=Screwball]you die if you work[/quote]
You die anyways, might as well die for something.

#14

nilloc

39 Frags – +

classic wagecuck mental gymnastics

i laugh at you while i eat my tendies

classic wagecuck mental gymnastics

i laugh at you while i eat my tendies

#15

ire

-2 Frags – +

SnackYour parents will stop being disappointed in you :o

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[quote=Snack]
Your parents will stop being disappointed in you :o
[/quote]
false

#16

zxp

4 Frags – +

It's also nice since you don't have to be in MASSIVE debt after you graduate but instead will be in HUGE debt.

#17

Sherwoodfan

1 Frags – +

zxpIt's also nice since you don't have to be in MASSIVE debt after you graduate but instead will be in HUGE debt.

as if anyone here's going to graduate

[quote=zxp]It's also nice since you don't have to be in MASSIVE debt after you graduate but instead will be in HUGE debt.[/quote]
as if anyone here's going to graduate

#18

The_Fridge

3 Frags – +

@screwb
Get a job commie bastard

#19

dishsoap

-3 Frags – +

lfj

#20

ScrewB

-3 Frags – +

olbap@screwb
Get a job commie bastard

have fun @ work class cuck :^)

[quote=olbap]@screwb
Get a job commie bastard[/quote]
have fun @ work class cuck :^)

#21

funhaver1998

9 Frags – +

screwball on some real shit how u manage to stay alive and play videogames and be a weeb (lotsa figurines prolly) at the same time hows that shit work

#22

Wubs

1 Frags – +

how am i supposed to pay for esea if i don't have a job

#23

THEBILLDOZER

3 Frags – +

Because of having income I have gotten many upfrags

#24

bearodactyl

6 Frags – +

How am I supposed to maintain my NEET status if I get a job....

#25

ScrewB

-1 Frags – +

funhaver1998screwball on some real shit how u manage to stay alive and play videogames and be a weeb (lotsa figurines prolly) at the same time hows that shit work

SSDI
Also i don't really have any hobbies that cost money besides my PC and the gym. I don't waste money on figurines and shit.

[quote=funhaver1998]screwball on some real shit how u manage to stay alive and play videogames and be a weeb (lotsa figurines prolly) at the same time hows that shit work[/quote]
SSDI
Also i don't really have any hobbies that cost money besides my PC and the gym. I don't waste money on figurines and shit.

#26

411

3 Frags – +

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