how to get a jewish girlfriend

#1

BACTERIA

0 Frags – +

bruh no offense to mustardoverlord and the other jews of tftv but jewish girls can fucking get it
how can a brotha acquire these kosher goods? stultus still around?

#2

jimmij

-26 Frags – +

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#3

BACTERIA

8 Frags – +

jimmij-snip-

listen I know this thread looks like a shitpost but I'm serious and I think you should be too, man

[quote=jimmij]-snip-[/quote]
listen I know this thread looks like a shitpost but I'm serious and I think you should be too, man

#4

tambo

27 Frags – +

lmao goyim you are not one of gods chosen people go toil with some pornography like a good boy

#5

inkyyyyy

-1 Frags – +

dumpster

#6

Phrakture

56 Frags – +

I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.

I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.

#7

dishsoap

3 Frags – +

damn bro jewish sex be kosher as fuck

#8

demerol

4 Frags – +

is she ashkenazi or sephardic

#9

BACTERIA

2 Frags – +

PhraktureI'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.

I'll try bro, thanks

demerolis she ashkenazi or sephardic

I'll ask...

[quote=Phrakture]I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.[/quote]
I'll try bro, thanks
[quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
I'll ask...

#10

Reero

17 Frags – +

Ｉｃａｎｎｏｌｏｎｇｅｒｒｅｓｉｓｔｔｈｅｐｉｚｚａ．Ｉｏｐｅｎｔｈｅｂｏｘａｎｄｕｎｚｉｐｍｙｐａｎｔｓｗｉｔｈｍｙｏｔｈｅｒｈａｎｄ．ＡｓＩｐｅｎｅｔｒａｔｅｔｈｅｇｏｏｅｙｃｈｅｅｓｅ，Ｉｍｏａｎｉｎｅｃｓｔａｃｙ．ＴｈｅｍｕｓｈｒｏｏｍｓａｎｄＩｔａｌｉａｎｓａｕｓａｇｅａｒｅｒｏｕｇｈ，ｂｕｔｔｈｅｓａｕｃｅｉｓｄｅｌｉｃｉｏｕｓｌｙｓｏｏｔｈｉｎｇ．Ｉｂｌｏｗｍｙｌｏａｄｉｎｓｅｃｏｎｄｓ．

#11

murkscribe

-10 Frags – +

Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.

#12

BACTERIA

7 Frags – +

murkscribeCome to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.

pick me up im outside

[quote=murkscribe]Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.[/quote]
pick me up im outside

#13

BACTERIA

5 Frags – +

demerolis she ashkenazi or sephardic

aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist

[quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist

#14

PsychoBezerkerDespot

11 Frags – +

LOOOOOL *inhales* These Gentiles Be Trippin Trippin My Kippah

#15

hooli

3 Frags – +

one jew asks the other "how's business?"
the other jew says "great!"

#16

Asi_Pasasi

1 Frags – +

sniffdemerolis she ashkenazi or sephardicaight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist

Ashkenazi means she's from relatively recent European (mostly eastern) heritage. Ashkenazi is pretty much the "White People" of the Jewish community but toned down.
How religious is she? that also changes the way you need to hit on her?

[quote=sniff][quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist[/quote]
Ashkenazi means she's from relatively recent European (mostly eastern) heritage. Ashkenazi is pretty much the "White People" of the Jewish community but toned down.
How religious is she? that also changes the way you need to hit on her?

#17

Thole

0 Frags – +

hes trying to what...? hes trying to get some meatin on a jewish lady? he's doing whaaaaaat?

#18

aurah

6 Frags – +

whats a girlfriend

#19

Mak

4 Frags – +

U never watch goodfellas? Make sure u arent wearing a cross necklace around her family...

#20

denisbit13

-4 Frags – +

dirty gopnik lover

#21

Doom1

4 Frags – +

Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.

#22

BACTERIA

2 Frags – +

Why the fuck is my thread in the dumpster when it's an off-topic discussion. You literally can't talk about shit these days without it being dumpstered. And I thought mana was a fucking shitforbrains.

Asi_PasasiHow religious is she?

idk but she knows how to turn up

Doom1Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.

I'll ask

Why the fuck is my thread in the dumpster when it's an off-topic discussion. You literally can't talk about shit these days without it being dumpstered. And I thought mana was a fucking shitforbrains.
[quote=Asi_Pasasi]How religious is she?[/quote]
idk but she knows how to turn up
[quote=Doom1]Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.[/quote]
I'll ask

#23

denisbit13

-3 Frags – +

desecrate her village and burn her childhood home to the ground

#24

Dagger

cp_granary_pro

0 Frags – +

i hear phlps has a sister

https://i.imgur.com/YXSpGGI.jpg

i hear phlps has a sister [img]https://i.imgur.com/YXSpGGI.jpg[/img]

#25

BACTERIA

4 Frags – +

yoooooo
mr. seniorsoda sir... can I get ms. seniorsoda's ig...?

#26

Gritoma

1 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/amMGJMN.png

#27

BACTERIA

5 Frags – +

yooo im boutta part the red sea tonight if you pick up what im puttin down

#28

dishsoap

2 Frags – +

aha... success....