Happy Birthday, Grant!

Technically speaking you yanks ruined that for us, and an entire continent south of you. I am not American, just as much as you are not Canadian. I am North American, or a native of the Americas.

Radium is super chill, and a pleasure to play with.

I live in a super rural area and never locked my doors. Then I had $1,000 worth of shit stolen, and now I lock my house/car all the fucking time. True story.

My friends know where a key is in case they need anything.

I dunno... I think it looks pretty bad, but options are limited.

There are a bunch of other cheap ones.

http://www.amazon.com/Broadcast-Studio-Microphone-Suspension-Scissor/dp/B00AK7SKL4/ref=pd_cp_MI_2

http://www.amazon.com/Image%C2%AE-Broadcasting-Studio-Microphone-Stand/dp/B0082918X4/ref=pd_cp_MI_3

You're asking for a very unusual mic stand. If a boom mic is out of the question, this sort of thing is next best I suppose. It'd fold out of the way nicely, which is why you don't want a solid boom? All depends how well you can get the arm out of the way of the monitors.

http://www.amazon.com/MXL-BCD-STAND-Professional-Articulating-Microphone/dp/B007BYWMUY

I'd probably DIY it out of a free reading lamp

http://techcrunch.com/2011/04/08/diy-adjustabl-mic-stand-from-an-ikea-lamp/

This looks to be the first major sale in which I buy absolutely nothing. I still have like 40 games to play through from the last couple years of sales.

Fans everywhere

http://imageshack.us/a/img560/7689/v6q0.jpg

Ran into this girl I hadn't seen in over a year.... Hooked up after having a great evening together, but then I wake up in the middle of the night to hear crying. I walk out to the kitchen to investigate, and there she is naked and crying on the phone to one of my best high school friends because they had been dating the whole damn time while living in a different town. I had NO fucking idea, and still feel terrible.

We're all chill now, but man... That fucking sucked. I take things even slower than I used to after that.

The Jungle Book. Best music bar none.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

Honorable mention to Alice in Wonderland.

My chi routing has been better, but this isn't too bad. Dallas is a hot mess of loss, choke, spikes, and broken hearts.

Destro #1 baby mama for Dummy

More like you know you stopped listening to new music after high school.

Band of Gypsys
Pixies
Fugazi
Pogues
Old Crow Medicine Show
Public Enemy

Some of my very favourites that have received no mention thus far.

Played on Texas Team Players (now team player gaming) as soon as they had a server which I think was in beta because my brother was a BF2 admin there. Learned the game a bit, and was asked to join MF! with cprice, burn, joecrow, gonzo, captaincoors, soldier, etc. Then it was on to TF2gather and tricking people into thinking I was decent. It worked for a bit.