Hi everyone. I'm here to announce that a new org, dave gameing eSports and muffler repair, is entering the TF2 game, and that we are looking for an Invite team to sponsor for the 7th 10th Season of RGL Traditional 6s.
"What's this?" you might be asking. Well, before I explain further, let me tell you the origin story.
Back at the start of Covid in the early months in 2020, I found myself without a job, leaving me without a reliable source of income or even health insurance. While trying to get back on my feet, I decided to get back into TF2 to try and keep my mind off of things and give me something to do. I managed to find myself in very good company with the TF2 community, since many of you were just like me: broke and unhinged.
In the time after rejoining the TF2 ranks, I managed to generate a steady-enough income by doing daytrading. After a particularly good day, where I ended up successfully daytrading a 5.56×45mm NATO standard round for the wallet and phone of a very nice man who made a wrong turn, I decided I would use some of these funds to try and give back to the community that helped me keep my head up during a very unfortunate period of my life. So far, it's been a little rough trying to go at it behind the scenes. I had one Advanced team agree to let me do the whole sponsor thing, literally pay all of their fees for them. You know, like basically free money. However, in the usual TF2 player fashion, I logged into Discord one day only to find that I was removed from their server without so much as a word. (This is real.) So, that's why we're here now.
Now, after pitching this idea to some people, I received a lot of similar questions, so I'll try to answer some of them below since I'm sure a lot of people might be wondering the same things.
- Q: It's nice to see another org getting involved in the TF2 scene! Will you be sticking around and sponsoring another team or two in the following season(s)?
A: Fuck you.
- Q: Originally, you were about to sponsor an Advanced team. What made you change your mind?
A: Bite me.
- Q: Will there be merch available?
A: Perhaps.
- Q: Stay away from my family.
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So, we're looking for the 6 most fucked up "people" that can still somehow amble their grotesque and disheveled human forms onto their computers, encrusted with unimaginable amounts of unidentifiable bodily fluids, to login to the RGL.gg website, sign their blood pact with Sigafoo, and join the dave gameing family. I know I'm asking for a lot, but it's not like I'm making you get a job or anything, so I think it's at least doable.
Some ground rules you must abide by if you want to get in on this action:
- No e-dating. Non-negotiable.
- You must let me play one match so I can get a participation medal. (Lets be real you're not placing LMFAO) (This is a joke)
a) Let me BM b4nny.
b) PLease.
- The team must live for at least 4 weeks. If you die before then, you owe me $20. (This is not a joke)
a) The only exception is if it's really funny.
- Your team is going to be used for content, and you must be okay with this.
Here's our logo, currently still in development, but I think it looks nice so far:
https://i.imgur.com/2o09PMM.png
If you're interested in getting sponsored, please contact me at one of the following:
- Discord: deathsnail39#6731
- Steam: Don't add me lmfao
- Work Phone: (307)686-0106
- Personal Phone: (202)456-1414
Please only call my personal line if I am unavailable at my workplace.
God Bless,
dave2
P.S. This is a real offer. I have money to burn and am fiscally irresponsible.
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!!!! BUMP FOR SEASON 10 let me sponsor your stupid fuckign invite team man BRO pleas eBRO PLEASE oh my fucking god dDUDE !!!!
Once again, this is 100% real take me up on this offer before I realize whgat i' m doing and start saving for retirement instEad!!!!