Let's just put all the invite players into a pool for next season, pick 8 team captains (top point-scorers from this season?) and hold a fucking snake draft (1 through 8, 8 through 1, etc.) of players.

Posted in your reddit thread, gunners, but if I'm home from work in time I'd be down to stream and cast this... interested?

Happy birthday, ukm! Could be worse, buddy, I turn 30 in 7 days.

Anyway, here's my typical "hate myself, hate my life, fuckitall" liquid dinner: I recommend an appetizer of a couple cheap american beers to cleanse the pallet, followed by a main course of a bottle of Bushmills Black Bush (chilled, with ice) followed up by a dessert of a bottle of Pedialyte before bed (assuming you can still function a level high enough to consume an entire bottle of liquid prior to passing out). It's also good to try and send messages to as many ex-girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever you're into, homie) on Facebook as possible reminding them of how fucking creepy you are and ensuring they'll never talk to you again... then make sure to send a bunch of really awkward messages to people you'd like to bang. Also, if doing this via text, delete the messages from your sent messages before bed... that way you wake up and have a fun mystery to solve as to why all these people suddenly hate you. This really helps to shame yourself into changing your fucking life.

EDIT: you can do all that stuff at the end in hardcore mode, as well - just post that shit in public on people's walls and be sure to set your status to the people's names you're searching for "by accident." That always helps.

Heavy and consistent drinking.

You should go see a doctor and get an MRI asap, that's probably not the monitor, dude.

Hi, my name is Prince ali al ackbah smith. My fathers is rich king of Nigeriopia and he does given me many dollars (USD) to be sponsor a video gaming play team. In my country we not have good computer for the playing of the video gamings so I beg him many nights while I play with village sheep to borrow monies to pay the video gamings. Now then we find out he does get dead from Capitalist Pig Obama in many missles strike and now his money is with me? Problem is Capitalist Pig Obama does go frozen my Honorable Father Dad's bank account monies here in Noble Nigeriopia and now I must be beggings you to help me helps you! All you needs do is provide the infos:

Name
Date of Births
Social Security Nummbers
Bank Acocunts Number
Mothers Birth Name

I will be graciously sponsoring you with many of my fathers monies cash once I pay the fines that Capitalist Pig Obama put on him after missle strikes go boom! So please be helping me in the Name of God death American friends so that I can make you help play video gamings like true number one large penis American!

Yours in the Eyes of the Lord Jesus Chris,

Prince Muhammad ali Al Jones

We'll never let Shlaner in there, Sal. He'll just mess it all up, just like everything he's ever done in the history of his life. Such a disappointment.

Can't you play minecraft through a website now? I didn't realize you needed anything too advanced for it.

It's all good... I think a lot of people think the only thing they can submit are their OWN clips... totally not true. Submit anything... even ESEA STV demos with a player name and tick. We prefer POV's, but any demo is fine. Doesn't have to be your own, just has to be from league or tournament play (LANs are ok too - be sure to provide LAN info if that's the case so we can give the info out) and from a specific month.

No, it's because we didn't get anything else worthy of Top 10 and our clip sorters basically had nothing to work with.

It bothers me no one has commented on the clever placement of the lotion and the used tissue at the end there.

FYI, the other links to the demos are all fixed up, ladies and gents. Get movie making!

I just noticed that, Loronix... let me get w/ our guy who runs that server see what to deal is..

Hey guys, duder here...

Hopefully you've all seen eXtravision from this week (if you haven't, it's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut62k6QVEs8) and you know we're going to be hosting a frag video contest.

And if you don't know, now you know...

So yeah, if you have any questions, comments or concerns, lemme know. Official rules are on our website (http://www.extelevision.com/i46-frag-video-contest/).

We've already got another big prize coming up for first place, and we're working on adding more stuff.

We'll also be featuring the top 3 videos on the CommFT YouTube (which is why we have to enforce Creative Commons licensing for music...) and announcing the overall winner on eXtravision at the end of October.

So yeah, get makin movies. If you don't have the STV's you can find them here: http://nigihana.com/extv/

We're also working to get the POV's from all the players that we can.

EDIT: Just confirmed first place prize is now $200 thanks to the guys from Skial for putting some extra cash up.

2c gave you the answer. You'd need an external USB capture card.