Thank god someone finally did it.

POG

you are obsessed

Obsessed with making a main happenings

you are obsessed

took matters into my own hands.
Also what match today are you guys excited for?

can i play (i can't play)

Casting da minions vs Coconut oil meatshots @ 10:30

No item server matches

GG

its a bungalow takeover youre just living in it

https://streamable.com/y997a4

Honestly first week, I feel like all the matches are exciting. It’s always interesting to see how preseason predictions play out, especially when you have limited knowledge of the teams early on

My match is tonight :)

PREDICTIONS:

KUTCH KUTCH SWEEPS THE DIVISION
YOUNG MAN LOSES ONLY TO KUTCH KUTCH AND BUNGALOW ALERT
BUNGALOW ALERT TAKES SECOND AFTER A HEARTBREAKING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF KUTCH
C2W MAKES A HURE TURN AROUND NEXT WEEK AND FINISHES WITH A RESPECTABLE 9-7 RECORD
THE KYLE FLETT SHOW LOSES EVERY MATCH AFTER THIS POINT DUE TO INFIGHTING AND "SANDBAG EGO" AFTER PARTING WAYS WITH LONG TIME "GLUE" MEMBER WILD_RUMPUS.

sandbag ego isn't a joke it's a real problem

My post isn't a joke it's a real prediction

Since fireside dosen't want to cast any of our matches this week for some reason. I want someone to cast our match today and tomorrow its my team vs RHMp and Next one is my team vs chell team.

https://i.imgur.com/Egq4sQk.jpg

ill cast

Power Rangers' roar!

There's a light in the distance
See them coming closer!
With the force of ages
Centuries gone by!

Protectors of the right,
Defenders sworn to fight!

Dino Rangers' roar!
Power Rangers' score!
Save us from these evil forces, win!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)
Victory is ours forever more!

Protectors of the right
Defenders sworn to fight!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)

Dino Rangers' roar!
Power Rangers' score!
Save us from these evil forces, win!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)
Victory is ours forever more!

Protectors of the right
Defenders sworn to fight!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)

(Instrumental)

Dino Rangers' roar!
Power Rangers' score!
Save us from these evil forces, win!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)
Victory is ours forever more!

Protectors of the right
Defenders sworn to fight!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)

Dino Rangers' roar!
Power Rangers' score!
Save us from these evil forces, win!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder!)

Dino Rangers' win!
Power from within!
Victory is ours forever more!
(Power Rangers Dino Thunder)

https://logs.tf/3277474
GENGAR

we really gonna get biweekly updates about young sanity getting carried by a medic main

Chell Vs Young Man tn....

Routine on match days
Get home from school
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_odrng-N0c
Think of everything that TTG and the goat taught me.
Look at the most motivating thing I have ever heard from anybody when I asked them for good luck in my match, "Goats don't need luck."
Rewatch some of my frag videos.
Listen to the best music of all time(Power Ranger Dino Thunder opening).

im gonna try this before my match tonight thanks young man

In prep for the match tonight, don’t forget to:
8:45 EST: take a cold military shower, washing your ass, back, and aiming arm with dish soap. Rinse and reapply twice.
8:50 EST: shave your arm hair and clip your fingernails. Leave your toenails alone if you have carpet/rug as they provide superior grip.
8:52 EST: put on your nylon gaming sleeve and gi. Forego ordinary forearm lubricants for maximal static attachment of the nylon to your skin.
8:53 EST: crush a B-vitamin complex and snort. To help with the pain, commence Wim Hof’s box breathing for 3 sets or until you can exhaust a bacon grease fire by exhaling sharply through either nostril.
8:54 EST: Minimize sensory input sources: Blackout blinds, sound cancelling earbuds. Put on a loop of the Lion Turtle Chant from Avatar just above your auditory perception threshold. Meditate and continue breathing.
8:59 EST: In one fluid motion, take your seat at your computer’s bar stool and plant both feet flat. Ensure your forearm is parallel to and fully resting on the desk. Put on your Gunnars.
9:00 EST: Pre-emptively DM the DIV admin objecting to the other team’s ringer and join a counter jump server: all classes vs. the pocket soldier, no scout v scout.
9:10 EST: While restarting your computer, do 5 burpees, then ingest 0.75mg of caffeine for every 1lb of body weight and chase with 8 ounces of water with a 1/4 teaspoon dissolved salt. If you have ammonia handy, sniff it.
9:15 EST: 2v2 chillypunch blandsmid, full aggro, fastest possible pace.
9:29 EST: as a team, recite the team mantra 7 times sequentially: “I am unworthy of love, recognition, comfort. Human rights are a myth. I take what I want by the strength of my arm and the skin of my nuts. I will rape and pillage to the stars. I deserve to reproduce”
9:30 EST: Scrim each half with an alternating eye closed. Play the second half in total silence, no game audio or coms.
10:30 EST: win

Teen Titans Go?

3:00 AM - Wake up
3:01 AM - take a shit
3:02 AM - EAT
3:03 AM - Get out of bed
3:04 AM - Moderate Jailbreak Servers #1-#5
4:00 AM - Consume Cereal (no milk)
5:00 AM - Daily MGE
12:00 PM - Lose MGE
12:01 PM - PLAY TF2Center (for punishment)
4:00 PM - Warmup for match (10:30)
9:30 PM - Pregame Scrims
10:30 PM- Match
10:45 PM - Lose match
11:00 PM - Eat Lunch
12:00 PM - Play Pugs
2:59 AM - Go to Sleep (restart pc)