I will be the best tf2 player
I will always carry my team every game
No spy will ever backstab me
I will get lots of crits but my enemies will get none
I wont get into games with bots or cheaters
I will win every battle against the enemy team and survive
Me and our engis will always protect the intel and enemy cant get it
In trades i will always get lucky and get good profit
Only good items will be in my backpack
I will have lots of unusuals and rare items
All the medics will respect and heal me
Valve will listen to me and make new updates
No players will be able to dominate me
I will get the best things on roll the dice
Friendlies will not get in my way
I will keep getting good drops on the item drop system
I will help many players and get more on professors specs
No scammers will try to scam me
I will not get into a game with troll or micspammers
My skill will not be rivaled by any other players
No spy will be able to destroy my sentry nest
All the medics will always uber me
I will always get that spy before he gets me or my medic
My reflexes and shots will be out of this world
I can be and i can become a best tf2 youtuber
B4nny and more players will respect and wanna play with me
All youtubers will look at me as king
I will be the deadliest player on team
I will get a 30 killstreak every day
I can win every 1 versus 1 fight every time
Even pyro w+m1 will die to me
I will win all rounds games
I will get all achievements
I am always on the top of the scoreboard
I am a pro team fortress 2 player

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Do you really think you will get away unscathed messing with us b4ndits? I'll have to warn you your higher subcount won't do anything in this matter, like b4nny we thrive in fighting against the bigger odds...
If this video goes through I will do anything in my power to bring you down and assuredly so will my peers.
Tread lightly...

the cw/lauren thing u have to understand as something that’s just funny, not as part of some serious important issue

it has a one time use as a nuclear burn and rando used that years ago

bad link

another concern, what is there more to say about b4nny?

your vids are lame

make a video on da liko loko

guy ran out of video ideas i guess

b4nny is a grown man and im sure he can handle existing public information being briefly revisited in a doc. i think something in the style of emplemon's hungrybox video could be a big hit, there's a lot to talk about when it comes to b4nny, good and bad.

though in the interest of remaining respectful and professional i would keep it mostly focused on the tf2, bringing in the whole clockwork / lauren stuff seems unecessary, its not like you're lacking material. just the pre froyo -> start of froyo -> ash situation -> dominant period -> RGL era stuff is plenty for an hour long video essay imo

We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us.

do it on someone that's not b4nny.
everyone ever knows who he is and he doesn't need any more publicity. every comp player and most casual players know of him, plus i really doubt everyone wants to hear again about how he got cucked at lan lol. do one on current top players with a name imo.

There’s already a banny documentary I thought.

Tf2 YouTubers attempt to not start drama challenge (impossible)

To be honest, you are better off doing something else. Everyone already knows who b4nny is so restating the same things in a video will accomplish practically nothing, especially if you are hoping to spread the word of tf2 competitive to a wider audience. Nonetheless if you really want to stick with this idea you ar e better of asking him

hes literally just a guy, this is creepy af not going to lie

tftv and 6s is one of the most concentrated drama circlejerks ever lmao even if there was a legit drama-baiting takedown vid tftv would one-up it in a month tops with another hl pedo scandal or cheating or something even more pointless

I'm going to gossip about you

What about documenting some of the other players growing the community? Some of the casters and other people putting in the sweat? Salamancer, Marxist, Mr_slin? If they're still around.

Echoing everyone else here, focus on rising stars. Everyone knows b4nny and I feel like at least a good majority know he isn't a saintly figure. Docs on long-standing invite players who have just now broken out (or have interesting stories, i.e. sandblast or the like) are way more informative and entertaining.

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