best pub quotes

#1831

det-

-7 Frags – +

Sultan : a girl sent feet pics is she a keeper/
Sultan : ??
tiananmensquare1989 : ???
[SM] Louis Litt has nominated cp_gravelpit.
__Creed__ : only if they're bigger than yours
Sultan : is she?
Hermit_ : ask her to sharpie dickbutt on her feet

#1832

Rroyce_999_eat_SOAP_9999_

0 Frags – +

thumb tacks : i am somewhat rarted

#1833

IBleedButter

4 Frags – +

Gary the fool : im here to suck dick and play soldier, and i am all out of soldier

#1834

raven

34 Frags – +

Syringe Gun (fake) : 600 hours and im bottom of the scoreboard
Syringe Gun (fake) : im going to kill myself

#1835

BACTERIA

29 Frags – +

Cruisin' : dear god the 50 ping lag is real

#1836

Likokone

-1 Frags – +

*DEAD* else1 : non comp
*DEAD* else1 : non even mge
*DEAD* else1 : lol

#1837

Biohazard400

-4 Frags – +

*DEAD* Medic who doesn't Heal People : comedy

#1838

Zesty

20 Frags – +

Margaret Thatcher (real) : under socialism every team would be red

#1839

syrus

1 Frags – +

Karl Marx : if you aren't white, get out of my game

#1840

Zesty

41 Frags – +

Played a pub the other day, the map vote happened and a guy kept spamming "JUNCTION SWEEP" and "First map to be played a Junctillion times!" in chat. It actually worked and junction got picked, at which point he typed "haha, enjoy losers!" and left the server.

#1841

Spanns

40 Frags – +

Greycoat : if 2fort wins I will eat my sock
[SM] Map voting has finished. The next map will be cp_snakewater_final1. (Received 72% of 11 votes)
DEAD Greycoat : one more day of hunger for me

#1842

nebu

61 Frags – +

condom gaming : do like !death in console
#mikeh38 : im not on console

#1843

kindred

16 Frags – +

smiley : i like some maps and dislike other maps, thoughts?
FairwellNoob : kill yourself
ACG_Dubsy : imbecile

#1844

aboOod

55 Frags – +

mugen : i just made comment about ur playstyle
Zifa Vill : mf you called me a jew

#1845

changeling

-7 Frags – +

dudeswag360: i feed stray cats to my rottweilers who i train to participate in illegal dog fights

#1846

J_4rb1

-6 Frags – +

solar controller: scout mge me pistol only kid
*SPEC* thu4der : TRASH 2K ELO REMOVE OMFG
[Speedy] alright* : go play like comp servers

#1847

Tob

31 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/QFh7Qrz.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/QFh7Qrz.png[/img]

#1848

alec_

36 Frags – +

rplays78 : whats the map that has the secret disco room called?
*DEAD* ʏᴜᴊɪ : pier
rplays78 : !nominate pier

#1849

RAONICALIAS

0 Frags – +

Dustbowl

https://i.imgur.com/adPKyKt.png

Dustbowl
[img]https://i.imgur.com/adPKyKt.png[/img]

#1850

adve

5 Frags – +

crumb : go got the healthpack in the tower, it looks mighty apetising!

#1851

Alfie

39 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/BljjpVn.png

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#1852

Claymore-

17 Frags – +

FuNkYMoNkeeY>> : diti i respect u
Diti : I respect you too!
Diti : But what for? xD
FuNkYMoNkeeY>> : it takes bravery to be so public about your rotten prefrontal cortex
Diti : Thanks!

#1853

zanda

6 Frags – +

ThisisTheuhFruityOneTheyHave : dont tell me what to do
ThisisTheuhFruityOneTheyHave : ur lucky its not a full moon tonight

#1854

untamed

0 Frags – +

*DEAD* Capitaine Garen : please fix spy hes not even backstabbing

#1855

kirisame

1 Frags – +

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#1856

_flac

1 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/IuPPfKW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GIfgtKo.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KeyZ5jW.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/IuPPfKW.jpg[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/GIfgtKo.jpg[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/KeyZ5jW.jpg[/img]

#1857

DRIFTA

48 Frags – +

The goober juice : dude i have 6k hours in this game and 5 comp seasons on solder
The goober juice : this isnt a fight you wanna have

#1858

Fw

0 Frags – +

アキオ : Loser Blue you had no penis your to slow

#1859

zanda

9 Frags – +

kodoque : weird that skial casual is a better tf2 experience compared to valve comp now

#1860

lamto

3 Frags – +

Tai Lung : I know the wushi finger hold