definitely does not belong here

#1

Root_

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xxx

#2

Merchant

14 Frags – +

The responses to this will be all helpful and not troll you at all.

#3

MrPoT4tO

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Try a "hello"

#4

clorg

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send her this thread

#5

Bubba

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"hey wanna hang out?"

#6

downpour

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sex her butt

#7

Hugh_Laurie

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i don't believe you

#8

snooki

6 Frags – +

ay girl u want sum fuk?

#9

Midnitesite

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you are a liar

#10

collwr

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tell her you want to talk to her in person then when you two meet up maintain direct eye contact and question her in depth about her vaginal health

#11

JJ

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What did you guys talk about on saturday/sunday? Just find some kind of interest you two have in common to talk to her about.If you really can't think of anything go with just a "hey, I had fun on saturday/sunday, we should do it again sometime."

#12

2sy_morphiend

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If she's into you she will not give a shit how you show interest, but just that you do.

within reason

alternatively throw money at her

If she's into you she will not give a shit how you show interest, but just that you do.

within reason

alternatively throw money at her

#13

Magikarp

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A bit serious though, you say she is really hot and you like her. But do you like her for looks or her personality? Just wondering. You could start out by saying Hello or whatnot, into asking her how she's doing.

#14

thrones

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defintely a winkey emoji

#15

flippers

8 Frags – +

hooks up with hot girl, cant manage to text one.

yup that adds up

hooks up with hot girl, cant manage to text one.

yup that adds up

#16

prestige

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ask her how she is doing and do the whole small talk thing

#17

Ringo__Starr

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drive a nice car. works 100% of the time

#18

Root_

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so, to answer some questions-- yes she is real and i can supply a picture if u guys would like. on saturday, we were at halloween horror nights together with some other friends and then we took my friend drove us to a party. neither of us were drunk and she kinda just came over and laid down next to me on a couch and one thing led to another. fyi im a really shitty texter and tend to say the wrong things...

im liking the throw money at her idea tho :/

so, to answer some questions-- yes she is real and i can supply a picture if u guys would like. on saturday, we were at halloween horror nights together with some other friends and then we took my friend drove us to a party. neither of us were drunk and she kinda just came over and laid down next to me on a couch and one thing led to another. fyi im a really shitty texter and tend to say the wrong things...

im liking the throw money at her idea tho :/

#19

IcyWind

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"hey do you like video games?"

#20

smakers

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pretend you know when to use whom instead of who

#21

aiera

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Convince her you are a gynecologist, and offer a free health checkup

#22

32hz

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get her snapchat and tell her to add me @dadsil

#23

Magikarp

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Root_so, to answer some questions-- yes she is real and i can supply a picture if u guys would like. on saturday, we were at halloween horror nights together with some other friends and then we took my friend drove us to a party. neither of us were drunk and she kinda just came over and laid down next to me on a couch and one thing led to another. fyi im a really shitty texter and tend to say the wrong things...

im liking the throw money at her idea tho :/

Supply that pic bro, us guys would like. What do you mean one thing led to another? Did you guys kiss or fuck?
As for the money-throwing idea, I don't think her liking you cause of your money goes well, eventually she'd probably not like you for who you are and possibly leave you unless she likes you for who you are.

[quote=Root_]so, to answer some questions-- yes she is real and i can supply a picture if u guys would like. on saturday, we were at halloween horror nights together with some other friends and then we took my friend drove us to a party. neither of us were drunk and she kinda just came over and laid down next to me on a couch and one thing led to another. fyi im a really shitty texter and tend to say the wrong things...

im liking the throw money at her idea tho :/[/quote]
Supply that pic bro, us guys would like. What do you mean one thing led to another? Did you guys kiss or fuck?
As for the money-throwing idea, I don't think her liking you cause of your money goes well, eventually she'd probably not like you for who you are and possibly leave you unless she likes you for who you are.

#24

Fzero

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Fuck texting, if you want to hang out with her again then just call her.

I guess to stay with the idea of trolling, text her with "Great night, but I just checked the package and the condoms expired 3 years ago" I promise she will text you back at least.

Fuck texting, if you want to hang out with her again then just call her.

I guess to stay with the idea of trolling, text her with "Great night, but I just checked the package and the condoms expired 3 years ago" I promise she will text you back at least.

#25

Root_

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fair enough, here is a picture of us http://imgur.com/rOQIUCN[/quote

[quote=fair enough, here is a picture of us http://imgur.com/rOQIUCN[/quote]

#26

Fzero

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Root_fair enough, here is a picture of us http://imgur.com/rOQIUCN[/quote
Dude, don't post pictures...

[quote=Root_][quote=fair enough, here is a picture of us http://imgur.com/rOQIUCN[/quote][/quote]

Dude, don't post pictures...

#27

collwr

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its fine its not like you can see her face

#28

smobo

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photoshopped. i can tell by the shading you're not in that picture. nice try.

#29

delpo

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is she the creepy leopard thing

#30

Fzero

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"she" is the bobcat.

Got beat on that one

"she" is the bobcat.

Got beat on that one