rowdy asians tho

He didnt notice you brought in a whole toaster? whattt haha

one time a kid made fun of my nan (she was dying from cancer) using things like "tumor face". I got suspended for breaking his nose, and had to buy him a new pair of boxers.

punched a kid in the nuts, got suspended from that. when i came back from my 1st suspension i called him a snitch and got suspended again :(

I once got chased around school by our crazy Cuban janitor for putting a christmas tree in a bathroom stall. I ended up having to clean every bathroom in that school...

What is iss

My high school was so shitty we never got in school's because no one gave a shit.

I got 3 jugs and a saturday because my english teacher decided to talk shit about my home life to me and I took it up with the principal. Luckily my debate coach was good friend's with him so after I graduated I got to talk shit about it to his face.

Most of the shit we did was almost definitely iss worthy but our fucking teachers were clowning around with us half the time so no one said shit.

I got a saturday in middle school for calling a girl a skank on the bus though. Neither of us liked each other and name-calling was p. standard but she must have been feeling particularly moody and went home and cried to her dad about it and next thing I know I'm getting a call from the school and a saturday handed to me the next day in home room. She got really flirty with me after that which was weird as hell.

she wanted it but was twelve and only knew how to be mean until she cried to her daddy that her crush was mean to her

I got detention for a week in grade 6 because a guy who likes origami made a bird and starting 'squawking' in my face, I told him to shut up and he started to cry and ran to the teacher.
Apperantly I threatened him saying that I was gona beat him up
Oh he also plays league of legends now if that helps in any way

...schools in america?

Oh this reminds me of another story...

In grade 8 when i went to private school I told this kid to shut the fuck up for telling a racist joke. I then got a call to the office on why bullying was wrong.

this canadian bullying makes 0 sense

also i got detention for laughing when a guy who really loves birds was asked to read a passage from alfreds hitchcock's the birds and halfway through he just starts bawling and screaming "i have never heard of birds behaving this way and i cant believe that birds would ever do this why are you spreading this bullshit to the class" before he ran out of the room

mentally_unstable

International Space Station

I went to a country school in a small town in Texas so pretty much everyone carried pocket knives with them. The teachers would even ask the class if they could borrow someone's knife to help them open stuff sometimes. I rarely got in trouble for stuff since I was usually pretty quiet and most of my teachers either really liked me or were generally cool people. Also four of my teachers went to high school with my dad, one of them was my friend's dad and I had another teacher 3 different years for 3 different science classes in 8th, 11th, and 12th grades. The few times I did get in trouble for shit, I usually deserved it.

I had to write an apology letter for playing counter strike in class.

UPDATE: All the parents of all the 15 kids that got suspended went and argued our case since they clearly didn't want to listen to us. Our SUSPENSION WAS REVOKED!!!!!

even though we already served our suspension its nice to know that its permanently off my school transcript and that I am deemed innocent of any wrongdoing.

You watch anime, i highly doubt you've ever had a girlfriend

Phobia don't bully my bro withadancenumber or I will come down like rain on your ass that came out of some sort of warclowd.

xd

i get it cause his name used to be warclowd and he used to hack, good 1

I was threatened with expulsion (by the district sys admin...) for figuring out how to use VNC and teaching other kids. Someone remoted into another classes computer and decided to pull up google images and search for 'monkey sex'. It wasn't even me that did it, my teacher had to leave his class and come vouch for for me to calm this dude down.

I applied for his job that summer but I didn't get it :(

wouldnt have really mattered, i had multiple suspensions on my record and i never had a college even mention it

but i didn't apply to any ivy's so there's that

public apology by the principals to all 15 kids who got suspended tomorrow on the announcements.

Grade 11, I was almost late to class. Skipped grabbing my books from my locker so that I wouldn't miss the instructions for our lesson, because the teacher refused to repeat or explain anything beyond initial instructions.
When I asked to go get my books from my locker, he told me off for not showing up with them and said I wasn't allowed to leave the room for the rest of class. Ten minutes later, he berated me for not doing anything in class, and sent me to the office for seat-warming with a recommendation for ISS.
I had to sit down with the two vice-principals (one of whom was the aforementioned teacher) and explain myself. I was belligerently asked if I was retarded, before I could even get a word in, and then subsequently told that my behaviour was inexcusible.

I should have written a letter recommending the teacher for seatwarming, since he literally refused to offer any assistance; his favourite thing to say was "If you don't understand what I wanted you to do, it's your fault. Go figure out the assignment on your own."

Got in trouble in elementary school and repeatedly flushing numerous toilets so the bathroom would flood.

The pocket knife thing from munch reminded me of 8th grade health class. It's pretty common for males here to use snuff from an early age - many such persons started using regularly when they were around 7-8th grade since they'd work in the fields/barns with their dads/brothers before and after school.

Technically you weren't allowed to have any tobacco products on campus, nor were you supposed to have them generally anyways being as the legal age for such substances is 18 in Indiana - but the teachers didn't do anything about it.

Except for 8th grade health class, it was the "don't do tobacco" section, and one of the guys in the class had a big wad of chew in his mouth so the teacher kicked him out of class and he ended up getting detention for chewing during the no tobacco segment lol.

my vice principal got fired for writing fake prescriptions for medicine and abusing him so i screamed out loud in class #free[principal name]. 2 days of ISS. my friend got expelled from some shitty school for putting fire crackers in the toilet, got kicked out of 3 classes for putting gum on our english teachers ass, ISS for putting red dye on a girls ass+legs, and a bunch of other stupid shit. oh also my friend shut down his school electricity

can't tell if that was satire b/c most of those punishments seem pretty justified?

that red dye thing is really fucking mean what an asshole

what kind of friends do you have?