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TF2 Quotations thread
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#61
29 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/nCD6wim.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nCD6wim.png[/img]
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#62
26 Frags +

"Uno, dos, TRES NIGGA! I'M FLYING, I'M FUCKING FLYING" - Bradford "PYYYOUR" Ross

"To get like, a 6k in CS is you know, standard because it's really easy" - Mike "Platinum" Miles

"Uno, dos, TRES NIGGA! I'M FLYING, I'M FUCKING FLYING" - Bradford "PYYYOUR" Ross

"To get like, a 6k in CS is you know, standard because it's really easy" - Mike "Platinum" Miles
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#63
18 Frags +

"Wow, he's so bad he almost missed." -Kapowww playing highlander

"Ok I'm jumping in 3. One one-thousand, two one-thousand, one one-thousand!" -Shootist

"Cash50 jump it." -Aristotle

"Wow, he's so bad he almost missed." -Kapowww playing highlander

"Ok I'm jumping in 3. One one-thousand, two one-thousand, one one-thousand!" -Shootist

"Cash50 jump it." -Aristotle
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#64
11 Frags +

"i cannot breath this air"

"i cannot breath this air"
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#65
3 Frags +

Speaking of quotes

WHERE'S THE SOUNDBOARD OF LEGENDS?

Edit: Got it http://meb.pythonanywhere.com/soundboard/

Speaking of quotes

[size=14]WHERE'S THE SOUNDBOARD OF LEGENDS?[/size]

Edit: Got it http://meb.pythonanywhere.com/soundboard/
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#66
16 Frags +

"You're not sorry." - me
"I'm decimate." - me
"What's your interp?" - me

it is sad that im posting these about myself, but im okay with it

"You're not sorry." - me
"I'm decimate." - me
"What's your interp?" - me

it [i]is[/i] sad that im posting these about myself, but im okay with it
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#67
15 Frags +

"I haven't taken a shower in four days... My balls are so salty that they're making vinegar" - Screwball

"I think I'm wearing my cum socks" - Screwball

What a night folks....

"I haven't taken a shower in four days... My balls are so salty that they're making vinegar" - Screwball

"I think I'm wearing my cum socks" - Screwball

What a night folks....
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#68
37 Frags +

"No exceptions." - e$ea

"No exceptions." - e$ea
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#69
3 Frags +

"they literally just got salt and peppered like a steak" - Abender

"they literally just got salt and peppered like a steak" - Abender
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#70
3 Frags +
tstmThis might be known to a few of the Aussies, but this is one a team got from some guy who was meant to trial:

Sadgasm: "Hey mate, sorry I wasnt able to trial I got arrested and have been in lockup up until this morning."

oh god LOL
i remember him posting on ozfort being like "hey guys take pills and get high, it makes your aim better during scrims!"

[quote=tstm]This might be known to a few of the Aussies, but this is one a team got from some guy who was meant to trial:

Sadgasm: "Hey mate, sorry I wasnt able to trial I got arrested and have been in lockup up until this morning."[/quote]

oh god LOL
i remember him posting on ozfort being like "hey guys take pills and get high, it makes your aim better during scrims!"
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#71
-3 Frags +

[f ̶u̶n̶] Blessed [GP] : spare me...being childish about your lack of responsibility as a team is doing you no favors

[f ̶u̶n̶] Blessed [GP] : spare me...being childish about your lack of responsibility as a team is doing you no favors
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#72
2 Frags +

"Mustardoverlord 3:16" -Hildreth

"Mustardoverlord 3:16" -Hildreth
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#73
11 Frags +

"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc

"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc
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#74
3 Frags +

"If there's a weak link it's HiveMind" -owl 2013

"If there's a weak link it's HiveMind" -owl 2013
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#75
2 Frags +
Fightmaster"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc

when was this

[quote=Fightmaster]"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc[/quote]
when was this
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#76
11 Frags +
Key"HiveMind is the weak link" -owl 2013

"Walking into mid... oh, i'm dead" -key every single mid

[quote=Key]"HiveMind is the weak link" -owl 2013[/quote]

"Walking into mid... oh, i'm dead" -key every single mid
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#77
16 Frags +
djcFightmaster"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djcwhen was this

you don't honestly believe that's the first time you've gotten quoted for something you don't remember saying, do you?

[quote=djc][quote=Fightmaster]"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc[/quote]
when was this[/quote]
you don't honestly believe that's the first time you've gotten quoted for something you don't remember saying, do you?
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#78
12 Frags +

"Sometimes I think I'm gay" - James.Shocka

"Sometimes I think I'm gay" - James.Shocka
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#79
37 Frags +

"yo i got a 9/11 joke" -indust

"yo i got a 9/11 joke" -indust
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#80
13 Frags +

"do you ignore people irl too?" -vhalin

"do you ignore people irl too?" -vhalin
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#81
1 Frags +
djcFightmaster"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djcwhen was this

I'm pretty sure that's just a bind Fightmaster spams to be annoying

[quote=djc][quote=Fightmaster]"YO MOMMA GOT FUCKED BY A FROG SON WHAT UP???" -djc[/quote]
when was this[/quote]

I'm pretty sure that's just a bind Fightmaster spams to be annoying
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#82
6 Frags +

"not everybody who adds you is trying to rape you, you know"

"not everybody who adds you is trying to rape you, you know"
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#83
-2 Frags +

"LoLeRbEaRs"

did I type it right?

"LoLeRbEaRs"

did I type it right?
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#84
11 Frags +

Ebanider: Germans own thise leageu and hide there german top players from ban. GJ ETF2l

[18:05:03] <+Abrab> do you have a mix going on?
[18:05:12] <+huhy> nop
[18:05:23] <+Abrab> i gonna kill my scoolmate than

Ebanider: Germans own thise leageu and hide there german top players from ban. GJ ETF2l

[18:05:03] <+Abrab> do you have a mix going on?
[18:05:12] <+huhy> nop
[18:05:23] <+Abrab> i gonna kill my scoolmate than
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#85
9 Frags +

"Have you ever taken a poop so big and then realized afterwards that you could fit a dildo that size into your ass" - Huck

"Have you ever taken a poop so big and then realized afterwards that you could fit a dildo that size into your ass" - Huck
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#86
15 Frags +

11:35 PM - air♫: people only watch the first 36 seconds of my MOG on average
11:36 PM - air♫: meaning that after they see the airshot
11:36 PM - air♫: they literally drop over and fucking die
11:36 PM - air♫: and their head hits the spacebar
11:36 PM - air♫: so it pauses the video

11:35 PM - air♫: people only watch the first 36 seconds of my MOG on average
11:36 PM - air♫: meaning that after they see the airshot
11:36 PM - air♫: they literally drop over and fucking die
11:36 PM - air♫: and their head hits the spacebar
11:36 PM - air♫: so it pauses the video
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#87
5 Frags +

Something died - Me every match

Something died - Me every match
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#88
5 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7eR2ViyYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7eR2ViyYM
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#89
4 Frags +

"What do testicles feel like?" - Killing
"If you need to get some rage off your chest, just jerk off or something." - starry
"You don't play dm mod to get better dm." - captain scorch
"How the fuck do I rocketjump?" - bsc

"What do testicles feel like?" - Killing
"If you need to get some rage off your chest, just jerk off or something." - starry
"You don't play dm mod to get better dm." - captain scorch
"How the fuck do I rocketjump?" - bsc
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#90
1 Frags +

Oh shit it is Blame Fortress 2.

Oh shit it is Blame Fortress 2.
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