capnfapn>make thread
>not in invite so i get -frags
>buyased community rofl
u dont meme arrows correctly.
ur not quotin any1.
uninstall pls.
I saw a beautiful woman
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[quote=capnfapn]>make thread
>not in invite so i get -frags
>buyased community rofl[/quote]
u dont meme arrows correctly.
ur not quotin any1.
uninstall pls.
>not in invite so i get -frags
>buyased community rofl[/quote]
u dont meme arrows correctly.
ur not quotin any1.
uninstall pls.
capnfapnShe starts doing her makeup then her butthole goes loose, watery poop gushes out, ruining her tight spandex shorts. She then takes off her shorts. She lays down, letting her body excrete all of the waste it can. There she laid, crying while pooping on the bathroom floor.
literal shitposting
[quote=capnfapn]She starts doing her makeup then her butthole goes loose, watery poop gushes out, ruining her tight spandex shorts. She then takes off her shorts. She lays down, letting her body excrete all of the waste it can. There she laid, crying while pooping on the bathroom floor.[/quote]
literal shitposting
literal shitposting
dfyyou're trying too hard bro
your*
and that was an obvious troll.
[quote]dfyyou're trying too hard bro
your*[/quote]
and that was an obvious troll.
your*[/quote]
and that was an obvious troll.
While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.
While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.
capnfapnWhile I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHxaR_M-KE&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s
[quote=capnfapn]While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHxaR_M-KE&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHxaR_M-KE&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s
are you even trying dude
you are leaving out extraordinary amounts of detail
there is so much more that you could write about the ass, the shit, etc
are you even trying dude
you are leaving out extraordinary amounts of detail
there is so much more that you could write about the ass, the shit, etc
you are leaving out extraordinary amounts of detail
there is so much more that you could write about the ass, the shit, etc
capnfapnlolol meatshot xd
there's a town in my country called like that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolol
[quote=capnfapn]lolol meatshot xd[/quote]
there's a town in my country called like that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolol
there's a town in my country called like that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolol
literally the worst thread i've ever read
you know that thing where people who aren't very good at writing try really hard to write something good and they bust out the thesaurus but they're trying way too hard with the phrasing and it's just awkward and terrible and you can tell they've read some good writing and they want to emulate it but they just don't really understand what makes something entertaining to read
this thread is like that but the actual story involved is also completely stupid and not funny, not just the writing
literally the worst thread i've ever read
you know that thing where people who aren't very good at writing try really hard to write something good and they bust out the thesaurus but they're trying way too hard with the phrasing and it's just awkward and terrible and you can tell they've read some good writing and they want to emulate it but they just don't really understand what makes something entertaining to read
this thread is like that but the actual story involved is also completely stupid and not funny, not just the writing
you know that thing where people who aren't very good at writing try really hard to write something good and they bust out the thesaurus but they're trying way too hard with the phrasing and it's just awkward and terrible and you can tell they've read some good writing and they want to emulate it but they just don't really understand what makes something entertaining to read
this thread is like that but the actual story involved is also completely stupid and not funny, not just the writing
capnfapnWhile I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.
Hot. Was your back smooth? What about your hair, did you wash it?
[quote=capnfapn]While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.[/quote]
Hot. Was your back smooth? What about your hair, did you wash it?
Hot. Was your back smooth? What about your hair, did you wash it?
I made this thread for a few reasons
1. I was bored and felt like screwing around on tf.tv
2. See if I could take the shitposting crown from saltysally (the most productive goal I have ever set for myself)
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.
I made this thread for a few reasons
1. I was bored and felt like screwing around on tf.tv
2. See if I could take the shitposting crown from saltysally (the most productive goal I have ever set for myself)
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.
1. I was bored and felt like screwing around on tf.tv
2. See if I could take the shitposting crown from saltysally (the most productive goal I have ever set for myself)
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.
LOLOL IDIOTS GET TROLLED BY THE MASTERMIND FAPPER
HUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHE
http://www.selectgame.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/huehuehue.png
LOLOL IDIOTS GET TROLLED BY THE MASTERMIND FAPPER
HUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHE
[img]http://www.selectgame.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/huehuehue.png[/img]
HUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHE
[img]http://www.selectgame.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/huehuehue.png[/img]
oh shit look guys he trolled us
oh shit look guys he trolled us
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4[/youtube]
ok lemme one-up you for a moment
You see a beautiful woman, and your eyes immediately jump out of their sockets. She is literally one of those women who is photoshopped on Vogue Magazine covers, with the curves of a goddess and probably the mind of a prune, because honestly if you're doing modeling for money, something's totally gone wrong in your life somewhere. And that ass, those wonderful rounded cheeks that reminded you of your own while you shower, resembling two moons rising over the mountains of Mars, white and beautiful as only somebody making shit up as they go along could describe.
And she walks by you, and your hand suddenly turns into a magnet and her ass suddenly turns into a large slab of steel, immediately forcing your hand upon her butt, and then as if it were all a dream, your magnet suddenly turned into a hand and her steel slab suddenly turned back into a butt.
You cannot comprehend the strength of your grip upon this butt. It is magnificent. It is like that grip of capnfapn's upon his dick when he sits and cries upon his bed jerking off to Cortana nudez (BECAUSE SHE DIES APPARENTLY DUDES), not that I would know anything about that or am one to judge for weird shit. Anyway the point is he grips his dick with self-loathing and horniness. That is like the strength of the grip on that ass. You get it.
You apologize to her, yet she blows you off completely as if you are literally the air, which is a really bad simile to use since people can't live without air. A bug would be a much better simile to use here. You recognize your lowliness compared to her, and then you go home and cry on your bed and beat it to the memories of that glorious, paranormal ass from beyond the stars. And as you finish, one thing goes into your mind:
"Steel...slab..."
You then slap yourself repeatedly for being a lonely nerdvirgin who is posting purposefully bad fiction on a video game site. Also, the spaghetti you put in the microwave is cold.
ok lemme one-up you for a moment
You see a beautiful woman, and your eyes immediately jump out of their sockets. She is literally one of those women who is photoshopped on Vogue Magazine covers, with the curves of a goddess and probably the mind of a prune, because honestly if you're doing modeling for money, something's [i]totally[/i] gone wrong in your life somewhere. And that ass, those wonderful rounded cheeks that reminded you of your own while you shower, resembling two moons rising over the mountains of Mars, white and beautiful as only somebody making shit up as they go along could describe.
And she walks by you, and your hand suddenly turns into a magnet and her ass suddenly turns into a large slab of steel, immediately forcing your hand upon her butt, and then as if it were all a dream, your magnet suddenly turned into a hand and her steel slab suddenly turned back into a butt.
You cannot comprehend the strength of your grip upon this butt. It is magnificent. It is like that grip of capnfapn's upon his dick when he sits and cries upon his bed jerking off to Cortana nudez (BECAUSE SHE DIES APPARENTLY DUDES), not that I would know anything about that or am one to judge for weird shit. Anyway the point is he grips his dick with self-loathing and horniness. That is like the strength of the grip on that ass. You get it.
You apologize to her, yet she blows you off completely as if you are literally the air, which is a really bad simile to use since people can't live without air. A bug would be a much better simile to use here. You recognize your lowliness compared to her, and then you go home and cry on your bed and beat it to the memories of that glorious, paranormal ass from beyond the stars. And as you finish, one thing goes into your mind:
"Steel...slab..."
You then slap yourself repeatedly for being a lonely nerdvirgin who is posting purposefully bad fiction on a video game site. Also, the spaghetti you put in the microwave is cold.
You see a beautiful woman, and your eyes immediately jump out of their sockets. She is literally one of those women who is photoshopped on Vogue Magazine covers, with the curves of a goddess and probably the mind of a prune, because honestly if you're doing modeling for money, something's [i]totally[/i] gone wrong in your life somewhere. And that ass, those wonderful rounded cheeks that reminded you of your own while you shower, resembling two moons rising over the mountains of Mars, white and beautiful as only somebody making shit up as they go along could describe.
And she walks by you, and your hand suddenly turns into a magnet and her ass suddenly turns into a large slab of steel, immediately forcing your hand upon her butt, and then as if it were all a dream, your magnet suddenly turned into a hand and her steel slab suddenly turned back into a butt.
You cannot comprehend the strength of your grip upon this butt. It is magnificent. It is like that grip of capnfapn's upon his dick when he sits and cries upon his bed jerking off to Cortana nudez (BECAUSE SHE DIES APPARENTLY DUDES), not that I would know anything about that or am one to judge for weird shit. Anyway the point is he grips his dick with self-loathing and horniness. That is like the strength of the grip on that ass. You get it.
You apologize to her, yet she blows you off completely as if you are literally the air, which is a really bad simile to use since people can't live without air. A bug would be a much better simile to use here. You recognize your lowliness compared to her, and then you go home and cry on your bed and beat it to the memories of that glorious, paranormal ass from beyond the stars. And as you finish, one thing goes into your mind:
"Steel...slab..."
You then slap yourself repeatedly for being a lonely nerdvirgin who is posting purposefully bad fiction on a video game site. Also, the spaghetti you put in the microwave is cold.
And a small moan emanates from your lips after you orgasm into a picture of your mother's face:
"Just...like...Team Fortress 2..."
And a small moan emanates from your lips after you orgasm into a picture of your mother's face:
"[i]Just...like...Team Fortress 2...[/i]"
"[i]Just...like...Team Fortress 2...[/i]"
capnfapn3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.
Post something stupid > Everyone thinks its stupid > DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME
You do know this won't get anybody to like your shitposting?
[quote=capnfapn]
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.[/quote]
[i]Post something stupid[/i] > [i]Everyone thinks its stupid[/i] > [i][b]DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME[/b][/i]
You do know this won't get anybody to like your shitposting?
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.[/quote]
[i]Post something stupid[/i] > [i]Everyone thinks its stupid[/i] > [i][b]DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME[/b][/i]
You do know this won't get anybody to like your shitposting?
Saber, one upping the story I wrote is like some sort of simile involving beating a baby.
Saber, one upping the story I wrote is like some sort of simile involving beating a baby.
flynn__capnfapn3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.
Post something stupid > Everyone thinks its stupid > DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME
O boy you got me there.
Why would I want people to like my shitposting. That doesn't really make any sense.
[quote=flynn__][quote=capnfapn]
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.[/quote]
[i]Post something stupid[/i] > [i]Everyone thinks its stupid[/i] > [i]DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME[/i][/quote]
O boy you got me there.
Why would I want people to like my shitposting. That doesn't really make any sense.
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.
I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.[/quote]
[i]Post something stupid[/i] > [i]Everyone thinks its stupid[/i] > [i]DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST TROLLING LOL PLEASE DONT HATE ME[/i][/quote]
O boy you got me there.
Why would I want people to like my shitposting. That doesn't really make any sense.
this was literally painful to read, i think i lost like 20 iq points from it
this was literally painful to read, i think i lost like 20 iq points from it
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