So today at school I was just minding my own business during passing period and this asian kid with glasses comes up to me. I had no idea who he was beforehand and he was like sweating profusely. I saw the sweat shining on his forehead and when he shook my hand it was really sticky. Anyway he introduced himself as a "big fan" (exact words) and then started talking really loudly about my tf2 topics. It wasn't really talking as much as yelling. So needless to say I had to get on out of there really fast but he literally grabbed my shoulder and I couldn't move. Well now this was causing a scene so everyone was looking at us. Everyone was being silent because this kid was literally knocking people off their feet in his excitement about me. Everyone started getting the hell out of there when he talked about me jacking off before S12 LAN.
Luckily I was saved by the bell and the teachers came to break us up. But I got in trouble because asianriceguy worked himself up so hard he fainted and the teachers thought I knocked him unconscious or something.
Now very few girls talk to whenever I actively try to engage them in conversation. Thanks asianriceguy.
So today at school I was just minding my own business during passing period and this asian kid with glasses comes up to me. I had no idea who he was beforehand and he was like sweating profusely. I saw the sweat shining on his forehead and when he shook my hand it was really sticky. Anyway he introduced himself as a "big fan" (exact words) and then started talking really loudly about my tf2 topics. It wasn't really talking as much as yelling. So needless to say I had to get on out of there really fast but he literally grabbed my shoulder and I couldn't move. Well now this was causing a scene so everyone was looking at us. Everyone was being silent because this kid was literally knocking people off their feet in his excitement about me. Everyone started getting the hell out of there when he talked about me jacking off before S12 LAN.
Luckily I was saved by the bell and the teachers came to break us up. But I got in trouble because asianriceguy worked himself up so hard he fainted and the teachers thought I knocked him unconscious or something.
Now very few girls talk to whenever I actively try to engage them in conversation. Thanks asianriceguy.
am i the only one who laughed when reading this or
am i the only one who laughed when reading this or
Way to not be a bro, asianriceguy
Way to not be a bro, asianriceguy
The sweaty, asian kid with glasses grabs your shoulder and you can't manage to escape his deathgrip
do you even lift
The sweaty, asian kid with glasses grabs your shoulder and you can't manage to escape his deathgrip
do you even lift
This made my spring break.
This made my spring break.
I don't know how to respond to this.
I don't know how to respond to this.
I am a sexual tyrannosaurus.
I am a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Shoulda just punched him. Everyone knows you aren't suppose to let asian people yell out your secrets in pubic.
Shoulda just punched him. Everyone knows you aren't suppose to let asian people yell out your secrets in pubic.
Stultus got cock-blocked... I didn't know that was possible.
Stultus got cock-blocked... I didn't know that was possible.
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The greatest love story ever told.
The greatest love story ever told.
We're looking for a suspect to a crime against humanity, and this is what we know:
1) He is asian.
2) He is a nerd.
3) He wears glasses (POSSIBLE CONTACTS, CONSIDER IF SUSPECT IS IN HIDING)
4) Really nonathletic
5) Speaks really loudly
6) Has almost no sense of privacy
7) Keeps you in death grip
8) Repels girls to the point where anyone seen in public with him is to be avoided.
Let the hunt begin.
We're looking for a suspect to a crime against humanity, and this is what we know:
1) He is asian.
2) He is a nerd.
3) He wears glasses (POSSIBLE CONTACTS, CONSIDER IF SUSPECT IS IN HIDING)
4) Really nonathletic
5) Speaks really loudly
6) Has almost no sense of privacy
7) Keeps you in death grip
8) Repels girls to the point where anyone seen in public with him is to be avoided.
Let the hunt begin.
TechnobladeWe're looking for a suspect to a crime against humanity, and this is what we know:
1) He is asian.
2) He is a nerd.
3) He wears glasses (POSSIBLE CONTACTS, CONSIDER IF SUSPECT IS IN HIDING)
4) Really nonathletic
5) Speaks really loudly
6) Has almost no sense of privacy
7) Keeps you in death grip
8) Repels girls to the point where anyone seen in public with him is to be avoided.
Let the hunt begin.
9) His name is in the title of the post
[quote=Technoblade]We're looking for a suspect to a crime against humanity, and this is what we know:
1) He is asian.
2) He is a nerd.
3) He wears glasses (POSSIBLE CONTACTS, CONSIDER IF SUSPECT IS IN HIDING)
4) Really nonathletic
5) Speaks really loudly
6) Has almost no sense of privacy
7) Keeps you in death grip
8) Repels girls to the point where anyone seen in public with him is to be avoided.
Let the hunt begin.[/quote]
9) His name is in the title of the post
kace9) His name is in the title of the post
His real life name is Asianriceguy? Damn, those must be terrible parents ._.
[quote=kace]
9) His name is in the title of the post[/quote]
His real life name is Asianriceguy? Damn, those must be terrible parents ._.
You Have Awakened The Master Troll
You Have Awakened The Master Troll
I like how this thread and hooli's thread have equal and opposite frags.
EDIT: Had. Damn whoever ruined that balance.
I like how this thread and hooli's thread have equal and opposite frags.
EDIT: Had. Damn whoever ruined that balance.
Oh shit, asianriceguy! DON'T MISREPRESENT US, BRAH. :_:
lol This made me laughed though.
Oh shit, asianriceguy! DON'T MISREPRESENT US, BRAH. :_:
lol This made me laughed though.
http://teamfortress.tv/profile/user/asianriceguy
[quote=asianriceguy]Sorry[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iYHSwMC.gif[/img]
Where did stultus even go
Where did stultus even go
omniWhere did stultus even go
Passed away from social awkwardness.
[quote=omni]Where did stultus even go[/quote]
Passed away from social awkwardness.