Girl in my school was walking around with a plastic container with the inside covered in tin foil. Walks up to me and says, "Hey, would you like a 'brownie'?" So, looking forward to a sweet treat, I say yes. She opens up the container and hands me a Brown 'E'.

Never cried harder that day.

whoops

superglued some fat kids pants to his chair, was hilarious

I told my fiancée that I was going to sneeze but then I farted instead.

I psyche out my friends and family by doing the same things I would any other day

nobody sees it coming

i don't think shes noticed quite yet, but my mom usually has a container of coffee she takes with her in the car, she went to the doctors today. i took the coffee out and filled the thing up with water.

i had a girlfriend for seven hours

someone pulled the fire alarm at our house last night. we had to wait for ~30 minutes in the commons area for the fire department to make sure there wasn't actually a fire. went to bed at 2 last night.

ha

put ketchup packets under 3 toilet seats in my schools bathroom, a big senior walked in after i put them on. he sat down, ketchup packets exploded, and he he said "wtf?" then i left. the other two seats are unheard of. 8)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2pYGpbSows/Sl5n4MBN7UI/AAAAAAAAGrA/fTWtI4rIshc/s320/IMG00276-760101.jpg

There's plastic wrap

someone did that crap when i was in high school

niggas was heated

That's actually evil and kinda not nice.
For one, any moderately caffeine dependent person will not only have to go about their day feeling very tired/sluggish, but also will likely experience withdrawal symptoms, such as a pretty bad headache.
Also, and I don't know if she's even able to, but most will try and go out of their way to get the caffeine intake they need/desire, and that might be something that's not very easy to do, say if she's at work.

I dunno. I think you could've done something better. I mainly chose to chastise you about it because of the headache potential...

Did this in high school, kid walked out of the bathroom with a 100 yard stare and lips contorted in some kind of sick, disgusted frown.

I guess that's what happens when you get ketchup on ur dong.

I woke my kiddo up at the usual time (he's 6) I informed him at that time that school had been cancelled for some reason and he could stay in bed or get up and eat breakfast.

He chose to remain in bed.

So, at 8:05 (5 minutes before we have to leave) I wake him back up and inform him that school is in fact not cancelled and he has 5 minutes to be ready to go.

I laughed, he said "That's not an april fool's that's just MEAN!"

pretty much made my day.

I think your kid is right.

He certainly is, but the only real way to survive the horror of being a parent, or even knowing a small child, is to mess with them in such ways.

in guitar class at school the teacher was going around making sure we were all tuned so when it was my turn I held my guitar in a way that made it so he couldnt see I was holding down the first fret. I then argued with him for a little bit that my guitar wasnt out of tune. Once he got a little frustrated I let go of the string and said april fools.

8)

Attempting to not get pranked since its my birthday.

This thread is a prank 8)

I walked with a fake broken leg

I hate this day, I feel betrayed by everything, every site I go on has some "le Epic TROLE xD" april fools thingy and I don't know what to believe, I'm scared.

i dont liek that every website now has an april fools thing theyre all always so awful and the oversaturation means no one ever get whamboozled

all I can is that my roommates girlfriend is gonna be PISSED 9 months from now.

bape promised not to ddos tommorows esea match.....................

scratch that he said april fools

Thanks for the update river.

I made an inhouse pug play mainline

The big Striker1337

I got back from class today and everything was gone from my room.
My floormates moved my bed into the bathroom and my bikes into the showers.
(Sorry image is massive)

http://tinyurl.com/pcdjo3s

wrapped teacher's desks in wrapping paper, moved desks outside