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I don't even know why im posting this because i make fun of these things all the time but i need some advice and i'm sorry to the OPs of the threads i ruined.

My grandpa is like more of a father to me than either of my male parents and his kidneys are failing so im not sure if he's going to die or what and i really just want to like get really stoned and drunk so could someone talk me down or something?

I don't even know why im posting this because i make fun of these things all the time but i need some advice and i'm sorry to the OPs of the threads i ruined.

My grandpa is like more of a father to me than either of my male parents and his kidneys are failing so im not sure if he's going to die or what and i really just want to like get really stoned and drunk so could someone talk me down or something?
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trolls will troll

trolls will troll
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I hope that first sentence sticks with everyone.

I hope that first sentence sticks with everyone.
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i was in the same shoes as you. this happened to me like at late july. it was more scary to me because he had more than just the kidneys failing. if theres something you feel like you want to do, dont drink or get high. you should stay by his side and hope for the best. if its hurting you real bad to see him, go stay at a relatives or friends house

i was in the same shoes as you. this happened to me like at late july. it was more scary to me because he had more than just the kidneys failing. if theres something you feel like you want to do, dont drink or get high. you should stay by his side and hope for the best. if its hurting you real bad to see him, go stay at a relatives or friends house
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wi was in the same shoes as you. this happened to me like at late july. it was more scary to me because he had more than just the kidneys failing. if theres something you feel like you want to do, dont drink or get high. you should stay by his side and hope for the best. if its hurting you real bad to see him, go stay at a relatives or friends house

I'd do anything to be there, he's in Michigan and im in Virginia. I opened a beer and it's sitting on my kitchen table untouched.

[quote=w]i was in the same shoes as you. this happened to me like at late july. it was more scary to me because he had more than just the kidneys failing. if theres something you feel like you want to do, dont drink or get high. you should stay by his side and hope for the best. if its hurting you real bad to see him, go stay at a relatives or friends house[/quote]
I'd do anything to be there, he's in Michigan and im in Virginia. I opened a beer and it's sitting on my kitchen table untouched.
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Why would we talk you down from getting stoned and drunk? go ahead just don't drive.

Why would we talk you down from getting stoned and drunk? go ahead just don't drive.
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pulpfixionWhy would we talk you down from getting stoned and drunk? go ahead just don't drive.

Thats what i thought but i have a really high white blood cell count and it could get serious if im retarded

[quote=pulpfixion]Why would we talk you down from getting stoned and drunk? go ahead just don't drive.[/quote]
Thats what i thought but i have a really high white blood cell count and it could get serious if im retarded
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It'll be easier to face this if you're sober. Go outside, go for a walk. It's not like he died suddenly. Start planning to go back and visit him if there's any way you can manage it. Either way, you should talk to him. See what his plans are for treatment. Dialysis can extend life significantly. Know that when he goes out, it will likely be because of this, but he's not gonna die tomorrow.

It'll be easier to face this if you're sober. Go outside, go for a walk. It's not like he died suddenly. Start planning to go back and visit him if there's any way you can manage it. Either way, you should talk to him. See what his plans are for treatment. Dialysis can extend life significantly. Know that when he goes out, it will likely be because of this, but he's not gonna die tomorrow.
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Thanks for the support guys, i think im gonna go to sleep pretty soon. I didn't realize how helpful it could be to talk to you guys im just really grateful.

Thanks for the support guys, i think im gonna go to sleep pretty soon. I didn't realize how helpful it could be to talk to you guys im just really grateful.
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<3

<3
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why do people make jokes in these threads

why do people make jokes in these threads
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hes probably gonna die

hes probably gonna die
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You can't numb any of it or ignore any of it. You must go to him and look at him directly and see death, then at the height of your anguish you must also tell him you love him. It will feel as if you will die yourself, but it will make you stronger in more ways than you can imagine at the moment.

You can't numb any of it or ignore any of it. You must go to him and look at him directly and see death, then at the height of your anguish you must also tell him you love him. It will feel as if you will die yourself, but it will make you stronger in more ways than you can imagine at the moment.
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Play mindless video games.

When I thought my dog was gonna die I played on a BF3 24/7 Metro server.

Play mindless video games.

When I thought my dog was gonna die I played on a BF3 24/7 Metro server.
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dingohes probably gonna die

You are literally the biggest piece of shit.

[quote=dingo]hes probably gonna die[/quote]
You are literally the biggest piece of shit.
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#16
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How is he not banned yet

How is he not banned yet
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you think hes gonna live?

you think hes gonna live?
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dingoyou think hes gonna live?

No, and I think you're going to die too.

My +2 clairvoyance level says that
My -3 intuition says you're still an asshat

Shut the fuck up already, and reread his first sentence.

I don't believe in karma, but I believe that eventually everybody gets some surprise shit thrown into their life's path, and simply by what you projected in all the other times will have consequences when you are the one who needs help.

Oh, and also: he is not banned because whoever moderates here doesn't give a flying fuck about anything other than maintaining no bad words against them. No level of fuckery from one user to another will incite action by authority which results in removal of toxicity (see: Fzero/Bape fiasco).

So dflame -SNIP-. I said some wrong shit in that snip right there. Clarified as not dflame. Sorries.

[quote=dingo]you think hes gonna live?[/quote]
No, and I think you're going to die too.

My +2 clairvoyance level says that
My -3 intuition says you're still an asshat

Shut the fuck up already, and reread his first sentence.

I don't believe in karma, but I believe that eventually everybody gets some surprise shit thrown into their life's path, and simply by what you projected in all the other times will have consequences when you are the one who needs help.

Oh, and also: he is not banned because whoever moderates here doesn't give a flying fuck about anything other than maintaining no bad words against them. No level of fuckery from one user to another will incite action by authority which results in removal of toxicity (see: Fzero/Bape fiasco).

So dflame -SNIP-. I said some wrong shit in that snip right there. Clarified as not dflame. Sorries.
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Hey as someone whose father had kidney failure (genetic woohoo), your grandfather has a while to live if they put him on dialysis and you should have time to visit. Unless it's been an ongoing thing, you should try to get a chance to see him in the next few months. Dialysis isn't fun and he would probably love to see you.

Also, dingo why don't you go visit your inbred pygmy family in Nigeria, I hear they have some Ebola for you.

Hey as someone whose father had kidney failure (genetic woohoo), your grandfather has a while to live if they put him on dialysis and you should have time to visit. Unless it's been an ongoing thing, you should try to get a chance to see him in the next few months. Dialysis isn't fun and he would probably love to see you.

Also, dingo why don't you go visit your inbred pygmy family in Nigeria, I hear they have some Ebola for you.
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now THAT was edgy

now THAT was edgy
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http://i.imgur.com/yAbGRPy.png

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http://i.imgur.com/YauZHW2.jpg

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howd my thread turn into a cesspool of dingo/rick posts?

howd my thread turn into a cesspool of dingo/rick posts?
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Shit dude, sorry to hear that.
I don´t care if you drink or smoke just stay safe

Shit dude, sorry to hear that.
I don´t care if you drink or smoke just stay safe
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Saltysally1howd my thread turn into a cesspool of dingo/rick posts?

No idea

[quote=Saltysally1]howd my thread turn into a cesspool of dingo/rick posts?[/quote]

No idea
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i was provoked

i was provoked
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dingoi was provoked

Dude, so edgy, cant even handle it

[quote=dingo]i was provoked[/quote]
Dude, so edgy, cant even handle it
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http://i.imgur.com/TsmwhP6.png

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQvo8MGjn1M

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQvo8MGjn1M[/youtube]
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