TF2 pickup lines

#31

deykuzor

6 Frags – +

"That'll be two keys."

#32

MrDoggyDongers2005

16 Frags – +

deykuzor"That'll be two keys."

im not gay but 20 keys is 20 keys

[quote=deykuzor]"That'll be two keys."[/quote]
im not gay but 20 keys is 20 keys

#33

stopitdad

6 Frags – +

!add myplace_mid
!remove clothes

#34

LKincheloe

-3 Frags – +

"You're as smooth as a b4nny blind det"

#35

spammyh

-4 Frags – +

LKincheloe"You're as smooth as a b4nny blind det"

this one
I'm so horny right now

[quote=LKincheloe]"You're as smooth as a b4nny blind det"[/quote]
this one
I'm so horny right now

#36

froot

11 Frags – +

How bout we push this cart back to my place?
How 'bout you stop using W+M1 and blow me.
Hey, nice pants. What's the drop rate?
Let's BONK!

How bout we push this cart back to my place?
How 'bout you stop using W+M1 and blow me.
Hey, nice pants. What's the drop rate?
Let's [b]BONK![/b]

#37

kirby

7 Frags – +

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/29/Heavy_battlecry01.wav?t=20110320042611
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Heavy_sandwichtaunt06.wav?t=20100625221932

#38

PUFF

-6 Frags – +

"Come on me"
"I need you to come on me"
"We can come in the rear"

#39

Jasbutts

8 Frags – +

I'm swooning.

Don't stop.

I'm swooning.

Don't stop.

#40

smobo

-6 Frags – +

Why don't you come with me to Gullywash? It won't be stale, but I can promise we'll mate.

#41

MR_SLIN

-20 Frags – +

i'll give you a taste of my mad milk

#42

MrDoggyDongers2005

62 Frags – +

MR_SLINi'll give you a taste of my mad milk

he said pickup line not sexual harassment

[quote=MR_SLIN]i'll give you a taste of my mad milk[/quote]
he said pickup line not sexual harassment

#43

Totles

-1 Frags – +

please jarate on my face

#44

Bucake

1 Frags – +

how you like that direct hit?

#45

NewbieMcNewbface

0 Frags – +

Here's the key to my heart

I can't wait to deliver my payload in your badwater basin

Here's the key to my heart

I can't wait to deliver my payload in your badwater basin

#46

messiah

-6 Frags – +

golden jarate shower

#47

SpaceCadet

-10 Frags – +

"Here's a Golden Frying Pan, make me some eggs."

#48

fractal

6 Frags – +

are you my medic
because you really get me charged

#49

DrPloxo

4 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A76FFmhSE50

#50

ChaChi

7 Frags – +

i'm down med's lit

#51

Teapot_

5 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/WL9hxPL.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WL9hxPL.jpg[/img]

#52

rowrow

0 Frags – +

I'll teach you how to hold my badlands spire

I'll teach you how to hold [i]my[/i] badlands spire

#53

Mancey

-1 Frags – +

I'll let you cap my spire if you let me back cap your badlands

#54

teebs

8 Frags – +

"if you were a server you'd be in my favorites" - crazymuffinz

#55

Ggglygy

19 Frags – +

i am a lan champion

#56

capnnofapn

53 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/GqN7D2n.jpg

works every time

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GqN7D2n.jpg[/img]

works every time

#57

Not_Matlock

5 Frags – +

"I'll trade you my Mad Milk for a Powerjack."

#58

wpminnows

19 Frags – +

i started an airshots meme

#59

MadK

1 Frags – +

kritz me

#60

Mr_Harvard

6 Frags – +

not tf2 related but:
is that an f5 key because that ass is refreshin'