mumble comm quirks

#31

DavidTheWin

15 Frags – +

LAUNCHING

#32

Dreamboat

4 Frags – +

sorry I fed

#33

Lunacide

4 Frags – +

yuki"x is destroyed/owned/raped/etc" after dealing 10 damage
"lets brawl em" as opposed to "let's pressure point"

just wanna confirm that brawling is the best comm in the game

thats been a staple in my calling book for 5+ seasons

[quote=yuki]"x is destroyed/owned/raped/etc" after dealing 10 damage
"lets brawl em" as opposed to "let's pressure point"[/quote]

just wanna confirm that brawling is the best comm in the game

thats been a staple in my calling book for 5+ seasons

#34

SpaceGhostsCoffee

15 Frags – +

When i'm making comms I can't remember any names of any spot on the map in the heat of the moment, so my location comms are incredibly vague and consist of: right, left, upper, lower, behind you, in our spawn, alone please kill him, and choke, which could be anywhere honestly. I've also been mixing up sewer and IT calls on process for over 3 years now.

If I am ever in a pug with you and you hear me say where someone is, do not listen I am not to be trusted.

When i'm making comms I can't remember any names of any spot on the map in the heat of the moment, so my location comms are incredibly vague and consist of: right, left, upper, lower, behind you, in our spawn, alone please kill him, and choke, which could be anywhere honestly. I've also been mixing up sewer and IT calls on process for over 3 years now.

If I am ever in a pug with you and you hear me say where someone is, do not listen I am not to be trusted.

#35

smzi

6 Frags – +

"bye bye" after 1v1's

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHAT THE FUCK" - after getting laid out

"am i getting baited right now?" - every pug ever

"why are you holding so far back we have uber" - every pug ever

"bye bye" after 1v1's

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHAT THE FUCK" - after getting laid out

"am i getting baited right now?" - every pug ever

"why are you holding so far back we have uber" - every pug ever

#36

Collaide

refresh.tf

12 Frags – +

I sometime say people are lower than they are to encourage my team to go forward. It works more often than not.

#37

Manky

8 Frags – +

"med lit i'm down" == med took 0 i'm down

#38

Crypto

14 Frags – +

''where is the boy'' if there's a scout behind

#39

spammyh

5 Frags – +

When someone is really low on hp I usually say "just sneeze on him, he's so low"

#40

meddle

48 Frags – +

*DEAD* (TEAM) medic: I POPPED

#41

kiler4fun

3 Frags – +

"GET IN THE FUCKING POINT" - In every pug after we push last and everyone is chasing frags -.-

#42

brody

3 Frags – +

SpaceGhostsCoffeeaaa

im a fan of the classic "right there"

[quote=SpaceGhostsCoffee]aaa[/quote]

im a fan of the classic "right there"

#43

Zesty

6 Frags – +

My div 6 team had sponk and tnettennba as calls for places on metalworks

#44

brusey

13 Frags – +

our team's demo likes to get buffed up to 260 and bombs in using 2 stickies

but before he does it he makes sure that I say this:

https://youtu.be/IBw1phH_4iw

our team's demo likes to get buffed up to 260 and bombs in using 2 stickies

but before he does it he makes sure that I say this: [youtube]https://youtu.be/IBw1phH_4iw[/youtube]

#45

meddle

3 Frags – +

bruseyour team's demo likes to get buffed up to 260 and bombs in using 2 stickies

but before he does it he makes sure that I say this: https://youtu.be/IBw1phH_4iw

fuck yes

[quote=brusey]our team's demo likes to get buffed up to 260 and bombs in using 2 stickies

but before he does it he makes sure that I say this: [youtube]https://youtu.be/IBw1phH_4iw[/youtube][/quote]
fuck yes

#46

penda

4 Frags – +

they took a brick

#47

WARHURYEAH

4 Frags – +

some of mine
"fuuuck me"
"hes soooo fucking weak" - took 20 dmg
"hes weak as ghandi"

#48

Covoo

2 Frags – +

"my team is baiting me"

#49

DavidTheWin

3 Frags – +

WARHURYEAHsome of mine
"fuuuck me"
"hes soooo fucking weak" - took 20 dmg
"hes weak as ghandi"

"HE TOOK 69 HA SEX"

[quote=WARHURYEAH]some of mine
"fuuuck me"
"hes soooo fucking weak" - took 20 dmg
"hes weak as ghandi"[/quote]

"HE TOOK 69 HA SEX"

#50

Moursi

2 Frags – +

I say x is poopydayd on instead of weak thanks to stark.

#51

89zombiez

1 Frags – +

"fuck" - literally everytime i die

#52

capnnofapn

10 Frags – +

I like to call cafe on sunshine starbucks

#53

Cayda

5 Frags – +

I often get unnecessarily hurt on scout and let enemy soldiers pop me up me into the sky. At that point I yell "Catch me catch me catch me" at my poor medic as I fly though the air towards them, cratering imminent.

#54

owl

0 Frags – +

CollaideI sometime say people are lower than they are to encourage my team to go forward. It works more often than not.

ah, the Block strat

[quote=Collaide]I sometime say people are lower than they are to encourage my team to go forward. It works more often than not.[/quote]

ah, the Block strat

#55

hannah

4 Frags – +

capnfapnI like to call cafe on sunshine starbucks

i call it chili's
also when someone is <20 health
"just fucking fart on him"
"he's slammed"

[quote=capnfapn]I like to call cafe on sunshine starbucks[/quote]
i call it chili's
also when someone is <20 health
"just fucking fart on him"
"he's slammed"

#56

Mould

3 Frags – +

way too many to even list

I say 'muller cornered' and 'businessed' on low players, I have no idea why nobody ever follows up

way too many to even list

I say 'muller cornered' and 'businessed' on low players, I have no idea why nobody ever follows up

#57

Blues

28 Frags – +

"I'm shooting soldier, soldier took dead"

#58

bearodactyl

8 Frags – +

froot"aaaaaaalright"

me every time i die to a trap after my teammates walk through it and don't clear it
some stupid shit i say: "yo get in were fucking farming them"
"this uber is a non-juicer"
"this is an aids uber"
"stop feeding these cancer patients"
"yo we have full ad this is going to be a fatty uber"
"im clowning on them"
"I'm dead... wait nvm they missed me rofll"
"there's 2 soldier bots pushing big door"
"just pull the old switcheroo and take their side"

chiz likes to say "let's do the meme mid" or "we're browsing them"
connor says the phrase "tbh fam" every other sentence
wrech likes to say "did you say FEED????"

[quote=froot]"aaaaaaalright"[/quote]
me every time i die to a trap after my teammates walk through it and don't clear it
some stupid shit i say: "yo get in were fucking farming them"
"this uber is a non-juicer"
"this is an aids uber"
"stop feeding these cancer patients"
"yo we have full ad this is going to be a fatty uber"
"im clowning on them"
"I'm dead... wait nvm they missed me rofll"
"there's 2 soldier bots pushing big door"
"just pull the old switcheroo and take their side"

chiz likes to say "let's do the meme mid" or "we're browsing them"
connor says the phrase "tbh fam" every other sentence
wrech likes to say "did you say FEED????"

#59

bl4nk

4 Frags – +

"that guy is dick dumpstered"

#60

wrecheddddd

15 Frags – +

i often tell my teammates to kill themselves