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how to slide into dms
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#1
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how do i slide into a girls dms?
help me, taken-gamers

how do i slide into a girls dms?
help me, taken-gamers
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#2
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Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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#3
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
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#4
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https://pics.onsizzle.com/look-how-this-don-moved-into-a-girls-dm-onurhi-3119362.png

fr tho, confidence

https://pics.onsizzle.com/look-how-this-don-moved-into-a-girls-dm-onurhi-3119362.png

fr tho, confidence
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#5
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you e-fuck her :3

you e-fuck her :3
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#6
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how do i say hey without being too boring or something and what are some things to carry the convo

how do i say hey without being too boring or something and what are some things to carry the convo
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#7
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i thought this was about deathmatch???

i thought this was about deathmatch???
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#8
27 Frags +

have her 1v1 you on spire

have her 1v1 you on spire
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#9
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leftovers_how do i say hey without being too boring or something and what are some things to carry the convo

check their tl and see what kinda shit they're into like if they rt something from halsey and there's a halsey concert coming up ask if they're going and then ask what kind of music they like etc etc

switch with a diff topic of choice

[quote=leftovers_]how do i say hey without being too boring or something and what are some things to carry the convo[/quote]

check their tl and see what kinda shit they're into like if they rt something from halsey and there's a halsey concert coming up ask if they're going and then ask what kind of music they like etc etc

switch with a diff topic of choice
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#10
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God your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so fucknig huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

God your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so fucknig huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3
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#11
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Paging capnfapn or stultus

Paging capnfapn or stultus
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#12
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can someone explain what a dm is to me

can someone explain what a dm is to me
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#13
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kawacan someone explain what a dm is to me

Direct Message

[quote=kawa]can someone explain what a dm is to me[/quote]
Direct Message
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#14
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paging rando

paging rando
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#15
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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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#16
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http://i.imgur.com/YK8vGWu.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YK8vGWu.jpg[/img]
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#17
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What is stultus doing nowadays?

What is stultus doing nowadays?
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#18
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what happened to just using the words "message" or "talk to"

am I old

what happened to just using the words "message" or "talk to"

am I old
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#19
19 Frags +

just hit her with the ol

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently

just hit her with the ol

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
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#20
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Tino_Paging capnfapn or stultus

if stultus posts, i won't post for a month

edit: changed it from a month cause he's going to fucking post

quick e2: fuck that, i ain't a bitch

...but it has to be within 12 hours

[quote=Tino_]Paging capnfapn or stultus[/quote]

if stultus posts, i won't post for a month

edit: changed it from a month cause he's going to fucking post

quick e2: fuck that, i ain't a bitch

...but it has to be within 12 hours
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#21
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kawawhat happened to just using the words "message" or "talk to"

am I old

twitter and instagram

[quote=kawa]what happened to just using the words "message" or "talk to"

am I old[/quote]
twitter and instagram
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#22
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like her pics from 2015 to give her a mysterious vibe :)))

http://i.imgur.com/q9C5Qck.jpg

like her pics from 2015 to give her a mysterious vibe :)))

[img]http://i.imgur.com/q9C5Qck.jpg[/img]
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#23
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kirbyTino_Paging capnfapn or stultus
if stultus posts, i won't post for a month

edit: changed it from a month cause he's going to fucking post

quick e2: fuck that, i ain't a bitch

...but it has to be within 12 hours

If he comes out of nowhere I will also not post for a month.

[quote=kirby][quote=Tino_]Paging capnfapn or stultus[/quote]

if stultus posts, i won't post for a month

edit: changed it from a month cause he's going to fucking post

quick e2: fuck that, i ain't a bitch

...but it has to be within 12 hours[/quote]


If he comes out of nowhere I will also not post for a month.
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#24
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lighthousepaging rando

Pls send clockwork too

[quote=lighthouse]paging rando[/quote]

Pls send clockwork too
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#25
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Say hey guess what I have a really big penis... it's 2 inches!
She will then respond with "..."
Then you say haha jk it's actually normal sized lol. After she doesn't respond tell her that it was a just a joke again

Say hey guess what I have a really big penis... it's 2 inches!
She will then respond with "..."
Then you say haha jk it's actually normal sized lol. After she doesn't respond tell her that it was a just a joke again
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#26
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THANK YOU BASED MYLES FOR YOUR SAGE WISDOM

THANK YOU BASED MYLES FOR YOUR SAGE WISDOM
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#27
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http://i.imgur.com/rkSKYKf.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/rkSKYKf.png[/img]
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#28
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remedyjust hit her with the ol

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently

holy fucking shit dude

[quote=remedy]just hit her with the ol

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently[/quote]
holy fucking shit dude
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#29
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write her a letter with crayons

write her a letter with crayons
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#30
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Girls are a myth perpetuated by the normies to make us think we have a purpose/goal

Girls are a myth perpetuated by the normies to make us think we have a purpose/goal
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