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Pub catchphrases that grind your gears
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#61
10 Frags +

*enemy team is getting pounded and is only holding because of the sentry spam*
someone:"omg this match is taking forever"

some idiot on the other team: "Ya it's because I'm carrying"

*enemy team is getting pounded and is only holding because of the sentry spam*
someone:"omg this match is taking forever"

some idiot on the other team: "Ya it's because I'm carrying"
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#62
9 Frags +

"ded, not big souprice"

"ded, not big souprice"
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#63
14 Frags +

fuckin lime scouts!!!

fuckin lime scouts!!!
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#64
6 Frags +

spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"

spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"
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#65
25 Frags +

"scunt"

"scunt"
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#66
14 Frags +
alec_spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"

https://i.redditmedia.com/GKXLFvQPN__rHh0E6925DiQ1xus0lD3ewNkQB1OKZPg.jpg?w=768&s=a2d797e3c0d6334b65878266fde31471

[quote=alec_]spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"[/quote]

https://i.redditmedia.com/GKXLFvQPN__rHh0E6925DiQ1xus0lD3ewNkQB1OKZPg.jpg?w=768&s=a2d797e3c0d6334b65878266fde31471
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#67
-13 Frags +
BBiA_duchessalec_spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"
https://i.redditmedia.com/GKXLFvQPN__rHh0E6925DiQ1xus0lD3ewNkQB1OKZPg.jpg?w=768&s=a2d797e3c0d6334b65878266fde31471

Since when renaming items with song lyrics is bad?

[quote=BBiA_duchess][quote=alec_]spies naming their knife "It's only game why you heff to be mad?"[/quote]

https://i.redditmedia.com/GKXLFvQPN__rHh0E6925DiQ1xus0lD3ewNkQB1OKZPg.jpg?w=768&s=a2d797e3c0d6334b65878266fde31471[/quote] Since when renaming items with song lyrics is bad?
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#68
5 Frags +

A lot of folks think I'm the chick in my steam pic, I get plenty of folks telling me:
I'm an ugly girl gamer
"hope that cheese gives you cancer"
and my favorite "suck dick, faggot"

But if I was a girl how would sucking dick make me gay?????????????????????????????????

Also,
I've named my scatter after a line of dialog from a Tom goes to the Mayor dvd commercial
https://youtu.be/5LGrkloMuw0?t=8s Fuck you, buy my DVD.
I don't even remember why I did that...

A lot of folks think I'm the chick in my steam pic, I get plenty of folks telling me:
I'm an ugly girl gamer
"hope that cheese gives you cancer"
and my favorite "suck dick, faggot"

But if I was a girl how would sucking dick make me gay?????????????????????????????????



Also,
I've named my scatter after a line of dialog from a Tom goes to the Mayor dvd commercial
https://youtu.be/5LGrkloMuw0?t=8s Fuck you, buy my DVD.
I don't even remember why I did that...
69
#69
11 Frags +

//// Toggle ON/OFF Chat V3 ////
// Only Replace the KEY with whatever key you wish to toggle the chat
alias togglechat chatoff
alias chatoff "hud_saytext_time 0; echo The Chat is now turned Off; alias togglechat voiceoff"
alias voiceoff "voice_scale 0; echo Voice Chat OFF; alias togglechat chatvoiceon"
alias chatvoiceon "voice_scale 1; hud_saytext_time 0; echo The TextChat And VoiceChat is now turned On; alias togglechat chatoff"
bind KP_MULTIPLY togglechat // KEY YOU WANT TO TOGGLE THE CHAT
echo Toggle ON/OFF Chat v3 is Loaded Successfully!

push once chat off, push twice chat off and mics muted theirs, not yours, push a third time everything back on. def not my code but i cant remember where i found it

//// Toggle ON/OFF Chat V3 ////
// Only Replace the KEY with whatever key you wish to toggle the chat
alias togglechat chatoff
alias chatoff "hud_saytext_time 0; echo The Chat is now turned Off; alias togglechat voiceoff"
alias voiceoff "voice_scale 0; echo Voice Chat OFF; alias togglechat chatvoiceon"
alias chatvoiceon "voice_scale 1; hud_saytext_time 0; echo The TextChat And VoiceChat is now turned On; alias togglechat chatoff"
bind KP_MULTIPLY togglechat // KEY YOU WANT TO TOGGLE THE CHAT
echo Toggle ON/OFF Chat v3 is Loaded Successfully!


push once chat off, push twice chat off and mics muted theirs, not yours, push a third time everything back on. def not my code but i cant remember where i found it
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#70
6 Frags +

using the word scunt unironically
"everyone go X class"
"ill go spy to kill their heavy"
pootis/gottam/any other tf2 youtube poop cancer meme
lenny face and its variations
crits are fair and balanced
using f2p to call someone bad
"lmao this free game sucks xD"
"fucking tryhards" while playing MM
talking about star/muselk/insert any other youtube tf2 celebrity like if everyone knows about them

to be continued

using the word scunt unironically
"everyone go X class"
"ill go spy to kill their heavy"
pootis/gottam/any other tf2 youtube poop cancer meme
lenny face and its variations
crits are fair and balanced
using f2p to call someone bad
"lmao this free game sucks xD"
"fucking tryhards" while playing MM
talking about star/muselk/insert any other youtube tf2 celebrity like if everyone knows about them

to be continued
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#71
2 Frags +

Tilted when I hear anything regarding unusually affecting skill level. Whether it be "pay to win with hats" or automatically assume you are bad with hats.

Tilted when I hear anything regarding unusually affecting skill level. Whether it be "pay to win with hats" or automatically assume you are bad with hats.
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#72
4 Frags +
DoctorMiggyA lot of folks think I'm the chick in my steam pic, I get plenty of folks telling me:
I'm an ugly girl gamer
"hope that cheese gives you cancer"
and my favorite "suck dick, faggot"

But if I was a girl how would sucking dick make me gay?????????????????????????????????

Also,
I've named my scatter after a line of dialog from a Tom goes to the Mayor dvd commercial
https://youtu.be/5LGrkloMuw0?t=8s Fuck you, buy my DVD.
I don't even remember why I did that...

that's a chick? Never inspected it at all LOL.

[quote=DoctorMiggy]A lot of folks think I'm the chick in my steam pic, I get plenty of folks telling me:
I'm an ugly girl gamer
"hope that cheese gives you cancer"
and my favorite "suck dick, faggot"

But if I was a girl how would sucking dick make me gay?????????????????????????????????



Also,
I've named my scatter after a line of dialog from a Tom goes to the Mayor dvd commercial
https://youtu.be/5LGrkloMuw0?t=8s Fuck you, buy my DVD.
I don't even remember why I did that...[/quote] that's a chick? Never inspected it at all LOL.
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#73
32 Frags +

still using f2p as an insult five years after the game went free to play

still using f2p as an insult five years after the game went free to play
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#74
17 Frags +

when some random pubber decides to spend his life hunting me down and taunting after killing me i get tilted harder than scorpion in lobbies

when some random pubber decides to spend his life hunting me down and taunting after killing me i get tilted harder than scorpion in lobbies
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#75
11 Frags +

Whenever someone in a pub says they "play competitive" then talk about mainclassing pyro or spy.
Gets me shaking my head every time.

Whenever someone in a pub says they "play competitive" then talk about mainclassing pyro or spy.
Gets me shaking my head every time.
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#76
2 Frags +

suicide jokes or binds

suicide jokes or binds
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#77
1 Frags +

Nubz_#bringback4Fun : 90% hatless team

Nubz_#bringback4Fun : 90% hatless team
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#78
11 Frags +

heres my own list

- "How do I fly as demonstration man", "How do I go invisible as business man", "How do I headshot as australian long-shoot man", any other exceedingly unfunny variation of these
- Lenny faces
- Spamming "Random crits are fair and balanced"
- "w+m1 idiot"
- "sticky spamming m1+m2 noob"
- Killing someone and just saying "bad" in chat
- People on tdm_hightower insisting they know the game better than Valve after every update because they played one or two seasons of steel/silver highlander
- Rocket jumper market garden soldiers who get upset when you kill them
- When you dominate someone so they go completely out of their way to hunt you down, just play the game normally you mongoloid

this turned more into pub behavior i dislike rather than catchphrases/binds

heres my own list

- "How do I fly as demonstration man", "How do I go invisible as business man", "How do I headshot as australian long-shoot man", any other exceedingly unfunny variation of these
- Lenny faces
- Spamming "Random crits are fair and balanced"
- "w+m1 idiot"
- "sticky spamming m1+m2 noob"
- Killing someone and just saying "bad" in chat
- People on tdm_hightower insisting they know the game better than Valve after every update because they played one or two seasons of steel/silver highlander
- Rocket jumper market garden soldiers who get upset when you kill them
- When you dominate someone so they go completely out of their way to hunt you down, just play the game normally you mongoloid

this turned more into pub behavior i dislike rather than catchphrases/binds
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#79
0 Frags +

u spend all ur time on this game!!

u spend all ur time on this game!!
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#80
0 Frags +

nice meme!

nice meme!
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#81
43 Frags +

hi youtube

hi youtube
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#82
2 Frags +

"you stupid competitive elitist think ur too good for matchmaking when ur not even good enuogh to play without weapon bans"

"you stupid competitive elitist think ur too good for matchmaking when ur not even good enuogh to play without weapon bans"
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#83
1 Frags +

sasa : anyone can give me hat for pyro??

sasa : anyone can give me hat for pyro??
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#84
3 Frags +

Kitty_Von_Catsworth : I got my Noobslayer Mk.2

Kitty_Von_Catsworth : I got my Noobslayer Mk.2
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#85
6 Frags +

Random crits are fair and balanced!

No no one likes them, but spamming your shitty bind isn't going to help.

Random crits are fair and balanced!

No no one likes them, but spamming your shitty bind isn't going to help.
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#86
2 Frags +

gg

gg
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#87
0 Frags +
shorasSince when renaming items with song lyrics is bad?

sorry but i don't even have any shame about this one

http://puu.sh/r6NIi/e8649984cb.png

[quote=shoras]Since when renaming items with song lyrics is bad?[/quote]
sorry but i don't even have any shame about this one

[img]http://puu.sh/r6NIi/e8649984cb.png[/img]
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#88
22 Frags +

anyone who talks with punctuation and grammar makes me so pissed off especially when they have the biggest ego like holy fuck its a video game u dont have to spend more than 5 seconds typing something to someone

anyone who talks with punctuation and grammar makes me so pissed off especially when they have the biggest ego like holy fuck its a video game u dont have to spend more than 5 seconds typing something to someone
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#89
13 Frags +
rowpiecesanyone who talks with punctuation and grammar makes me so pissed off especially when they have the biggest ego like holy fuck its a video game u dont have to spend more than 5 seconds typing something to someone

yeah and they spend the entire game constructing elaborate sentences to prove they're smart

[quote=rowpieces]anyone who talks with punctuation and grammar makes me so pissed off especially when they have the biggest ego like holy fuck its a video game u dont have to spend more than 5 seconds typing something to someone[/quote]

yeah and they spend the entire game constructing elaborate sentences to prove they're smart
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#90
12 Frags +

"lol y do we have a scout on defense"

Something about pubs turns me into a human tilt machine

"lol y do we have a scout on defense"

Something about pubs turns me into a human tilt machine
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