she's really cute and kind of bad at english
do i wait til the end of the semester?
she's really cute and kind of bad at english
do i wait til the end of the semester?
well, you probably don't ask her out
well, you probably don't ask her out
eeeand kind of bad at english
Is this a turn on for you?
[quote=eee]and kind of bad at english[/quote]
Is this a turn on for you?
i thought you said you dropped out
i thought you said you dropped out
you clearly haven't watched enough porn >.>
you perform badly enough to be called into her office to discuss why you're failing. then you play with your ponytail and apologise and say you'll do anything you can do to fix that. then she says "anything?" and then you go down on one knee and propose
you clearly haven't watched enough porn >.>
you perform badly enough to be called into her office to discuss why you're failing. then you play with your ponytail and apologise and say you'll do anything you can do to fix that. then she says "anything?" and then you go down on one knee and propose
I'm guessing because she's a professor that you think you two have some sort of chemistry...
I'm guessing because she's a professor that you think you two have some sort of chemistry...
wait till you graduate or it's creepy
wait till you graduate or it's creepy
elliott why are you a walking, talking meme
elliott why are you a walking, talking meme
okay this is doomed from the start unless she actually likes you back
but then things get even more awkward from there if that's the case
okay this is doomed from the start unless she actually likes you back
but then things get even more awkward from there if that's the case
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KGrzZaL.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/R7lgqey.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7y9fTKM.jpg[/img]
give her 5 stars on rate my professor
give her 5 stars on rate my professor
http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/scientificpickuplines.html
Viperelliott why are you a walking, talking meme
im actually paraplegic
[quote=Viper]elliott why are you a walking, talking meme[/quote]
im actually paraplegic
she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
eeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
[quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]
pics
gloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
you'd be able to reverse image search her
[quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]
pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her
eeegloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
you'd be able to reverse image search her
i still dont see an issue here
[quote=eee][quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]
pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her[/quote]
i still dont see an issue here
Triangleeeegloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
you'd be able to reverse image search her
i still dont see an issue here
someone's gonna show her this thread
[quote=Triangle][quote=eee][quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]
pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her[/quote]
i still dont see an issue here[/quote]
someone's gonna show her this thread
take a pic cuz then there will be nothing to reverse image search :>
take a pic cuz then there will be nothing to reverse image search :>
ya just take a creep shot of ur professor while she isn't looking
ya just take a creep shot of ur professor while she isn't looking
Daggergive her 5 stars on rate my professor
why would a 5 star professor go out with someone who doesnt even have 4 nerdstars
[quote=Dagger]give her 5 stars on rate my professor[/quote]
why would a 5 star professor go out with someone who doesnt even have 4 nerdstars
PankeymanPretend to be a really slow learner/bad student and ask her for help and tutoring. When she goes over the material with you have to really emphasize throughout the session that she is having a positive impact on you as a a student. At the end be sure to thank her for teaching and tell her how good she is (if she is the professional type telling her she is good at her job will rly make her wet). During your sesh's her femininity will take over and she will be overwhelmed by her natural compulsion to nurture her little retard. Then you've got her eating rite out of your palm... works every time....
only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone
[quote=Pankeyman]Pretend to be a really slow learner/bad student and ask her for help and tutoring. When she goes over the material with you have to really emphasize throughout the session that she is having a positive impact on you as a a student. At the end be sure to thank her for teaching and tell her how good she is (if she is the professional type telling her she is good at her job will rly make her wet). During your sesh's her femininity will take over and she will be overwhelmed by her natural compulsion to nurture her little retard. Then you've got her eating rite out of your palm... works every time....[/quote]
only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone
the301stspartan
only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone
u r a very unpleasant person
[quote=the301stspartan]
only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone[/quote]
u r a very unpleasant person