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how do i ask out my professor
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#1
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she's really cute and kind of bad at english

do i wait til the end of the semester?

she's really cute and kind of bad at english

do i wait til the end of the semester?
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#2
7 Frags +

Wtf.

Wtf.
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#3
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well, you probably don't ask her out

well, you probably don't ask her out
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#4
6 Frags +
eeeand kind of bad at english

Is this a turn on for you?

[quote=eee]and kind of bad at english[/quote]

Is this a turn on for you?
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#5
25 Frags +

your existence tilts me

your existence tilts me
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#6
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send pillows

send pillows
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#7
11 Frags +

i thought you said you dropped out

i thought you said you dropped out
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#8
35 Frags +

you clearly haven't watched enough porn >.>

you perform badly enough to be called into her office to discuss why you're failing. then you play with your ponytail and apologise and say you'll do anything you can do to fix that. then she says "anything?" and then you go down on one knee and propose

you clearly haven't watched enough porn >.>

you perform badly enough to be called into her office to discuss why you're failing. then you play with your ponytail and apologise and say you'll do anything you can do to fix that. then she says "anything?" and then you go down on one knee and propose
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#9
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I'm guessing because she's a professor that you think you two have some sort of chemistry...

I'm guessing because she's a professor that you think you two have some sort of chemistry...
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#10
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wait till you graduate or it's creepy

wait till you graduate or it's creepy
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#11
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#12
5 Frags +

elliott why are you a walking, talking meme

elliott why are you a walking, talking meme
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#13
-3 Frags +

okay this is doomed from the start unless she actually likes you back

but then things get even more awkward from there if that's the case

okay this is doomed from the start unless she actually likes you back

but then things get even more awkward from there if that's the case
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#14
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http://i.imgur.com/KGrzZaL.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/R7lgqey.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7y9fTKM.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KGrzZaL.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/R7lgqey.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7y9fTKM.jpg[/img]
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#15
cp_granary_pro
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give her 5 stars on rate my professor

give her 5 stars on rate my professor
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#16
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http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/scientificpickuplines.html

http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/scientificpickuplines.html
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#17
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Viperelliott why are you a walking, talking meme

im actually paraplegic

[quote=Viper]elliott why are you a walking, talking meme[/quote]
im actually paraplegic
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#18
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why tho

why tho
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#19
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she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school

she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
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#20
14 Frags +
eeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school

pics

[quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]


pics
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#21
7 Frags +

mge her

mge her
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#22
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gloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics

you'd be able to reverse image search her

[quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]


pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her
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#23
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eeegloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
you'd be able to reverse image search her

i still dont see an issue here

[quote=eee][quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]


pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her[/quote]

i still dont see an issue here
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#24
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Triangleeeegloryeeeshe's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school
pics
you'd be able to reverse image search her

i still dont see an issue here

someone's gonna show her this thread

[quote=Triangle][quote=eee][quote=glory][quote=eee]she's cute and i need more high impact citations for grad school[/quote]


pics[/quote]
you'd be able to reverse image search her[/quote]

i still dont see an issue here[/quote]

someone's gonna show her this thread
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#25
10 Frags +

take a pic cuz then there will be nothing to reverse image search :>

take a pic cuz then there will be nothing to reverse image search :>
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#26
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ya just take a creep shot of ur professor while she isn't looking

ya just take a creep shot of ur professor while she isn't looking
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#27
Twitch Prime
9 Frags +
Daggergive her 5 stars on rate my professor

why would a 5 star professor go out with someone who doesnt even have 4 nerdstars

[quote=Dagger]give her 5 stars on rate my professor[/quote]
why would a 5 star professor go out with someone who doesnt even have 4 nerdstars
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#28
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PankeymanPretend to be a really slow learner/bad student and ask her for help and tutoring. When she goes over the material with you have to really emphasize throughout the session that she is having a positive impact on you as a a student. At the end be sure to thank her for teaching and tell her how good she is (if she is the professional type telling her she is good at her job will rly make her wet). During your sesh's her femininity will take over and she will be overwhelmed by her natural compulsion to nurture her little retard. Then you've got her eating rite out of your palm... works every time....

only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone

[quote=Pankeyman]Pretend to be a really slow learner/bad student and ask her for help and tutoring. When she goes over the material with you have to really emphasize throughout the session that she is having a positive impact on you as a a student. At the end be sure to thank her for teaching and tell her how good she is (if she is the professional type telling her she is good at her job will rly make her wet). During your sesh's her femininity will take over and she will be overwhelmed by her natural compulsion to nurture her little retard. Then you've got her eating rite out of your palm... works every time....[/quote]

only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone
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#29
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the301stspartan
only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone

u r a very unpleasant person

[quote=the301stspartan]

only works for u because you're so good at coming across retarded, won't work for everyone[/quote]
u r a very unpleasant person
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#30
6 Frags +

succ

succ
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