mine

linking to a last.fm profile
linking to a youtube channel
linking to tumblr
random info box to sound remotely deep or obscure

Introduction
Well hey there, it looks like you found my profile~ Congratulations!!!~ Gud fur yu!
And you probably wanna know more about me too!~Welp all the infos down below and up above!... Aswell as some other stuff also aswell!~ :3

Information
Play mostly RPG, FPS, Indie, Anime, MMO, Horror, Simulation and Action games like | | | | | | and ArmA III.
I like mostly galaxy colors and nebula colors cause there very vibrant and cool looking.
I like the winter seasons alot cause I like the chilly cold!~ :3
I love watching anime and reading mangas! Cause I am an otaku and will be forever!
I'm an Occult freak I love the occult in many ways and also very interested in witchcraft.
I'm also a space lover, cause I know that aliens exist~ ;3 SPPPAACCEE!!#*(~_!#&*
I'm also very shy.. If a-anyone g-gets that~ ;w; P-please t-talk to mee!!!~
I'm "Nocturnal" if that makes any sense cause I'm vampiric!~ Nah jk!~ well a litte! ;)
I'm a nyctophiliac, pluviophile, clinomaniac, naturaphile/physisaphile!~
I'm a polytheist, and if you don't know what that means I suggest you go look it up!~
I'm a submissive kind of person!~ Mostly, but I can be dominant if wanted/needed too~
I'm a masochist!~ So please spank my butt until its pink/red!~~
And yes before you ask, I do have a foot fetish, because... I like feet!~ ;3
And if you're wondering.. Yes I do E/RP because, why not! x3 I'm also a furry too just fyi!~
My likes are | EDM, Rain, Darkness, Nature, Spiders, PANDAS!!!, Cats, Fish, Birds aswell as Sweets and blood too, cause I like blood for some reason!~ :3
My dislikes are | Nothing!~ :3
My favourite animal is | A panda! :D :pandaeyes:
My favourite color is | Indigo!~
My favourite planet is | Pluto!!!~~~ :3
My favourite bands are | The Glitch

[ENG]
Hello! Im good pyromain from Belarus. My name is Ross and Im 15 years old.
Im good and confidient person, which likes some kind of roleplay and games.
What Games do I prefer?
➀Team Fortress 2;
➁Garry's mod 13(Have my own HL2RP RU server!);
➂Rust(Playing sometimes...);
➃Paradox games!(Victoria, Europa Universalies, etc.);
Some else info about me.
➀Music I prefer: Rock/Alternative/Hardcore/Hard Rock;
➁My religion opinion: Atheism;
➂My politics position: Konservatism;
➃My interests: Games, coding, reading, critics;
If you want me to add you.
Just press "Add" button and wait.
What kind of adders I dont like.
➀Who adding me to ask about any material help;
➁Trolls;
➂Invite spammers;
➃"Added for nothing, just be in my friends";
➄"LOL, U HAVE LOTS OF STUPID INFO IN UR PROFILE M8!!1";
-------*Have fun!

quotes on profiles

http://steamcommunity.com/id/73567/

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198112468273

clever :)

you dont understand the levels of gay drama that im going through

http://steamcommunity.com/id/-_-GYLALA999-_-

http://steamcommunity.com/id/officialmaxbox
just remembered how fucking awful maxbox's profile was. ive seen furries with less embarrassing profiles

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sud_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/donotkillmeformypicture/ nsfw

https://gyazo.com/d6090bfdccdd58e9ff2a75049ba87ad1

theres no thread for best avatar ever so ill put this here

john milter's comments section

http://steamcommunity.com/id/vacationer/

extensively formatted gaming resumes
in-joke quotes from chats with steam friends
emote with a link to e-bf/gf
actual "about me" section (especially formatted ones)
myanimelist links

Is his "brother <3" account literally a fucking nazi SS officer "werefox"? Honestly you should've linked this profile instead

is this guy fr tho? no fuckin way someone with his hours are getting this mad at pubs

also anyone who says " i hope you enjoy your stay " in their profile

also anyone who has a link to someone like "this guy sucks" etc and just links to /my

I AM TF2's CHEMOTHERAPY

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561792132465273
this guy's so silly

Any steam profile that lists their sexuality and/or fetishes.

It's a it's a service to play PC games, not a dating site.

Last night I randomly came across the profile of a guy I played against in casual matchmaking two days ago, his profile starts normally telling the story behind his nickname (which was a sad story) then suddenly proceeds to state his: motto, full name, age and exact birth date, weight, height, skype, facebook, twitter, gmail, and his fucking home direction, house phone number, personal mobile phone number.

Then he wrote on the bottom of all that: "Most people do not have much information in their internet profiles because they are afraid of "internet crazies" I put everything because I know that on the internet only 3% are "crazy", and also, I'm not a coward, and maybe not very good at killing in a video game, but in real life, I can and will kill any bastard that tries to do something to me. I doubt there is anything more fun than killing scumbags"

He had a photo of himself wearing a military suit as profile picture...

I don't think he realised he's one of those 3%.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vorcia
how, why?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flyingbuddy/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MIKETF2

wtf why did u link my profile

smh

Even with bronies and shit around, the worst I've come across are CSGO/Facebook types. Ingame screenshot album literally nothing but selfies, profile text full of emoticons and fancy symbols that goes on for 2 ft, has 5 hours in CSGO and already owns 3 knives.

Absolute worst I've seen was a triangle of drama between two girls and a boy. One girl claimed the other 'stole' her way of addressing the boy, wrote a 14 page essay on it attached in her profile. She had more shoutouts to 'trolls' than normal information in her bio, along with a 'People I' blocked' group which had way too many names for a person with 14 Steam friends.

The effort people put into profiles when people literally only visit them to check if you're crazy or have hats.

He isn't much more than a super edgy 'bi-curious teenager' at this point, so shouldn't be much of a surprise. Most fandom (Undertale lul) kids are like this.