best named items you've ever seen

#1

marauder

0 Frags – +

i feel like with the worst item name thread, this one was necessary

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Please don't post bad/overused names.

i.e., "Plan B" on the shotgun, etc.

i feel like with the worst item name thread, this one was necessary

[spoiler]Please don't post bad/overused names.

i.e., "Plan B" on the shotgun, etc.[/spoiler]

#2

BBiA_duchess

1 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/a/h0nfh I thought this one was pretty damn clever when I named it, still not a bad one.

#3

yaynos

12 Frags – +

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ahue/inventory/#440_2_4178174415

#4

dishsoap

4 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/CGWsEID.png

thanks bearodactly

[img]http://imgur.com/CGWsEID.png[/img]

thanks bearodactly

#5

junnu

16 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/x4mPhBd.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/x4mPhBd.png[/img]

#6

fen_

-6 Frags – +

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=750250081

#7

THEBILLDOZER

-4 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/u3XxgEL.png
my favorite one that i had

#8

Pete_

6 Frags – +

http://steamcommunity.com/id/JustPetepls/inventory/#440_2_1916546768
After 3 years I still think that its funny.

#9

flatline

14 Frags – +

https://puu.sh/sQKZU/165d84b765.png

[img]https://puu.sh/sQKZU/165d84b765.png[/img]

#10

subhuman

0 Frags – +

https://puu.sh/sVCe5/a962b5d7fb.png
Only clever name I have ever given to anything.

#11

YeeHaw

2 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/8JH1y8Z

#12

marauder

4 Frags – +

YeeHawhttp://imgur.com/8JH1y8Z

ayogurl that's mine

[quote=YeeHaw]http://imgur.com/8JH1y8Z[/quote]

ayogurl that's mine

#13

ScrewB

2 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/lRfB6Yf.jpg

mine

http://i.imgur.com/lRfB6Yf.jpg

mine

#14

murkscribe

4 Frags – +

THEBILLDOZERhttps://i.imgur.com/u3XxgEL.png
my favorite one that i had

anime reference, smh.

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]https://i.imgur.com/u3XxgEL.png
my favorite one that i had[/quote]

anime reference, smh.

#15

eee

8 Frags – +

if u have a weapon that mentions black people and DON'T have a "Demomen Killed" part you can get the FUCK out of this thread

#16

yama

11 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/y3hGOEI.png
http://i.imgur.com/LoHHbNb.png
http://i.imgur.com/SmQdWbd.png

#17

Dougan

3 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/a/QMw2X

d:}

http://imgur.com/a/QMw2X

d:}

#18

sops

0 Frags – +

http://puu.sh/sW450/fead673c64.jpg

#19

CommanderTiger

23 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/a/1aKBS

#20

Jackawa

-1 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/dwR2tYQ.png

#21

toads_tf

7 Frags – +

why are half of these just from the worst item renames thread

why are half of these just from the [i]worst[/i] item renames thread

#22

SpaceGhostsCoffee

2 Frags – +

http://steamcommunity.com/id/SpaceGhostsCoffee/inventory/#440_2_2644481955

#23

feathers

11 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/VhDAr8l.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/VhDAr8l.png[/img]

#24

Zesty

4 Frags – +

http://puu.sh/sW8ri/8e40e7e435.jpg

https://puu.sh/sW8cB/4ecf048409.jpg

[img]http://puu.sh/sW8ri/8e40e7e435.jpg[/img]
[img]https://puu.sh/sW8cB/4ecf048409.jpg[/img]

#25

Inhake

9 Frags – +

I've only ever named two items, but I'm kind of proud of those because each of them works on at least two levels:

http://i.imgur.com/NkVkNBM.png

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It's a wind instrument, geddit? Also the name of the best early Aphex Twin track.

http://i.imgur.com/63FyKew.png

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The description is the examine text for almost all pickaxes in OSRS. Also the first two letters of the name are still EP, totally intentional.

I've only ever named two items, but I'm kind of proud of those because each of them works on at least two levels:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NkVkNBM.png[/img]

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It's a wind instrument, geddit? Also the name of [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAkFBQ6sIcc]the best early Aphex Twin track[/url].
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/63FyKew.png[/img]

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The description is the examine text for almost all pickaxes in OSRS. Also the first two letters of the name are still EP, totally intentional.[/spoiler]

#26

ibkfaps

1 Frags – +

https://steamcommunity.com/id/ibkfaps/inventory/#440_2_5218273533

#27

kilaz-iwnw-

3 Frags – +

http://imgur.com/PuAQAZ8

#28

bicycleforrats

5 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/U54iChN.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/U54iChN.png[/img]

#29

Schweppes

3 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/V3oBev7.png

I like my edgy sniper rifle

[img]http://i.imgur.com/V3oBev7.png[/img]
I like my edgy sniper rifle

#30

shoras

5 Frags – +

eeeif u have a weapon that mentions black people and DON'T have a "Demomen Killed" part you can get the FUCK out of this thread

I remember some guy getting banned on a trading website (tf2outpost most likely) for selling a Backburner with that strange part renamed to "Blackburner".

[quote=eee]if u have a weapon that mentions black people and DON'T have a "Demomen Killed" part you can get the FUCK out of this thread[/quote]
I remember some guy getting banned on a trading website (tf2outpost most likely) for selling a Backburner with that strange part renamed to "Blackburner".