WHY DAD WHY

DAAAAAAAD. I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cyzer becomes drug dealer
phyzer

cyzer whines about waiting a long time for a scrim

cryzer

(i'm sorry i'm unoriginal :( )

Im so happy Ive around long enough to get this.

the last harbleu one is classic

this was so long ago and a classic, but:

glue drops an uber
gluber

girl has summer teeth, summer there... summer not

girl has winter teeth, some are winter, some are not..

Can you respond with:
Pyyyour drops an uber.
Pyyyuber.

Dave_ gets addictions
Crave_

Bl4nk eats hot dogs
Fr4nk

kukkye is new to a game
rukkye

extine plays minecraft
exmine

extine eats dinner
exdine

extine becomes a tree hugger
expine

extine teaches geometry
exline

b4nny is number one
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

pyyyour cures cancer
cyyyour

b4nny plays for itsallgood
f4nny

Lange starts smoking weed
Gange

Frank West was born China
Frank East

Hein becomes apathetic
Fine

CiRcUmCyZeR
Gotfragga

Killing becomes a DBZ Character
Krillin

carnage realizes he isn't at a constant 185
can rage

reimu is a cow.
reimoo

pie_hero is flying.
sky_hero

monkey suit falls in a fire.
monkey soot

god kills final_light, the last person on earth.
final_smite.

hippo is a prostitute.
hippho

cole becomes a miner
mole

chriz tah fah learns to spell
Christopher

rays sells chips at his job
lays

mgemike climbs a mountain
mgepike

shrugger becomes a hardened criminal
mugger

Kaidus finds a pot of gold
maidas

boink gets a job at the barn
oink

b4nny makes a mistake
d4ddy

i'm sorry.

rando trys to say "big" in spanish
grando

Well I tried.

turin becomes a doctor
curin'
neko likes mexican food
pico

capnfapn becomes a cartographer.
capnmapn.

Mangachu starts growing fruit.
Mangochu.

Lansky goes to the beach.
Tansky.

Lansky is shopping for kitchenware.
Pansky.

Lansky becomes a baker.
Pansky.

eXtine is always busy.
eXtime.

eXtine cuts down all of the pine trees in his yard.
eXpine.

Walka gets a new job as a teacher.
Chalka.

Lange produces an explosion.
Bange.

Lange has sex.
Bange.

enigma is a carton of spilled milk.
enigma.

Did that just hap'n capnfapn

i love this thread

tmp gets an upgrade
mac10

kapoww cant satisfy his woman
littleC

carnage takes up knitting
yarnage

blank is a jason statham movie
cr4nk

(accidentally a word)
misengage

Kapoww's 18th birthday
BigB

enigma faceplants on his keyboard
kefjdhdfbjehkdbw

platinum plays baseball
batten em

frank west moves to asia
Frank east

Byte gets angry and jealous
spyte

acooma goes to the wilderness
a puma

Blaze becomes an emo when he's 15
faze

Moose is a slut
loose

Boomer gets cancer
tumor

ma3la flunks a test
Faila

justin gets laid
thrustin

LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u

mesr doin it before it was cool

I PLUS FRAGGED THIS BECAUSE HE SAID MY NAME

Teamfortress.tv turns into a circle-jerk of puns
Reddit

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