-Do you guys know anything about geometry?
-well, i know it's what you say when you turn into a tree.
-get it? gee, i'm a tree
-Do you guys know anything about geometry?
-well, i know it's what you say when you turn into a tree.
-get it? gee, i'm a tree
why is swordfishes nose 11 inches long
because if it was 12 it would be a foot
why is swordfishes nose 11 inches long
because if it was 12 it would be a foot
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-where does a king keep his armies?
-in his sleevies.
-where does a king keep his armies?
-in his sleevies.
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yo mama so fat ugangadan knuclles doesnt know de wae!
yo mama so fat ugangadan knuclles doesnt know de wae!
its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
"whos steve jobs??"
ligma balls B)
its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
"whos steve jobs??"
ligma balls B)
-why do small peppers wear sweaters?
-because sometimes they're a little chili
-why do small peppers wear sweaters?
-because sometimes they're a little chili
What do you call a fat psychic
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic
A four-chin teller
why shouldnt you gamble in the jungle?
cuz there's a lot of cheetahs
why shouldnt you gamble in the jungle?
cuz there's a lot of cheetahs
How does a rabbi make his tea?
Hebrews it
How does a rabbi make his tea?
Hebrews it
-what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
-it gets toad away
-what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
-it gets toad away
did you guys know that alligators can grow 15 feet?
most have 4 though
did you guys know that alligators can grow 15 feet?
most have 4 though
Two cows are grazing on a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!"
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
Two cows are grazing on a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!"
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
What's 9 + 10?
twenty one
What's 9 + 10?
twenty one
whos antartica married to?
uncle artica
whos antartica married to?
uncle artica
burgers are very funny
(get it because yous arent :D)
burgers are very funny
(get it because yous arent :D)
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I told him he gave me one to many and he said
"that one is a freebie"
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I told him he gave me one to many and he said
"that one is a freebie"
Where do Math Teachers like to vacation the most?
Times Square
Where do Math Teachers like to vacation the most?
Times Square
why did 7,8,9?
because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
why did 7,8,9?
because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
why is ed witten such a good physicist?
because he's witten many theorems ahaha
why is ed witten such a good physicist?
because he's witten many theorems ahaha
i got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up
now im in hot water with the japanese mafia
i got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up
now im in hot water with the japanese mafia
what do you call a elven kid who lost an appendage while playing with toys?
leg-o-loss
(made this up btw)
what do you call a elven kid who lost an appendage while playing with toys?
leg-o-loss
(made this up btw)