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-Do you guys know anything about geometry?

-well, i know it's what you say when you turn into a tree.

-get it? gee, i'm a tree

-Do you guys know anything about geometry?

-well, i know it's what you say when you turn into a tree.

-get it? gee, i'm a tree
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#2
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why is swordfishes nose 11 inches long

because if it was 12 it would be a foot

why is swordfishes nose 11 inches long

because if it was 12 it would be a foot
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#3
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posted in Recruitment (looking for players)

posted in Recruitment (looking for players)
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#4
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-where does a king keep his armies?

-in his sleevies.

-where does a king keep his armies?

-in his sleevies.
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#5
RGB LAN
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GrapeJuiceIIIposted in Recruitment (looking for players)

the 5 best (worst?) posters get tryouts

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII]posted in Recruitment (looking for players)[/quote]
the 5 best (worst?) posters get tryouts
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#6
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yo mama so fat ugangadan knuclles doesnt know de wae!

yo mama so fat ugangadan knuclles doesnt know de wae!
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#7
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its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

"whos steve jobs??"

ligma balls B)

its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

"whos steve jobs??"

ligma balls B)
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#8
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-why do small peppers wear sweaters?

-because sometimes they're a little chili

-why do small peppers wear sweaters?

-because sometimes they're a little chili
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#9
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What do you call a fat psychic

A four-chin teller

What do you call a fat psychic

A four-chin teller
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#10
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why shouldnt you gamble in the jungle?
cuz there's a lot of cheetahs

why shouldnt you gamble in the jungle?
cuz there's a lot of cheetahs
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#11
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How does a rabbi make his tea?

Hebrews it

How does a rabbi make his tea?

Hebrews it
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#12
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-what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

-it gets toad away

-what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

-it gets toad away
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#13
13 Frags +

My love life

My love life
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#14
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did you guys know that alligators can grow 15 feet?

most have 4 though

did you guys know that alligators can grow 15 feet?

most have 4 though
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#15
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Two cows are grazing on a field.

One cow says "MOOOOO!"

The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

Two cows are grazing on a field.

One cow says "MOOOOO!"

The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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#16
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What's 9 + 10?
twenty one

What's 9 + 10?
twenty one
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#17
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whos antartica married to?

uncle artica

whos antartica married to?

uncle artica
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#18
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burgers are very funny
(get it because yous arent :D)

burgers are very funny
(get it because yous arent :D)
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#19
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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
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#20
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bad joke: tf2's economy

bad joke: tf2's economy
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#21
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I told him he gave me one to many and he said
"that one is a freebie"

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I told him he gave me one to many and he said
"that one is a freebie"
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#22
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Where do Math Teachers like to vacation the most?
Times Square

Where do Math Teachers like to vacation the most?
Times Square
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#23
3 Frags +

why did 7,8,9?
because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day

why did 7,8,9?
because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
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#24
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why is ed witten such a good physicist?
because he's witten many theorems ahaha

why is ed witten such a good physicist?
because he's witten many theorems ahaha
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#25
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i got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up

now im in hot water with the japanese mafia

i got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up

now im in hot water with the japanese mafia
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#26
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what do you call a elven kid who lost an appendage while playing with toys?

leg-o-loss

(made this up btw)

what do you call a elven kid who lost an appendage while playing with toys?

leg-o-loss

(made this up btw)
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