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best pub quotes
1351
#1351
-1 Frags +

PLSNO (RAYAN) : I will fuck you and your mom

PLSNO (RAYAN) : I will fuck you and your mom
1352
#1352
5 Frags +

@realDonaldTrump : ivan more like ivanka trump

@realDonaldTrump : ivan more like ivanka trump
1353
#1353
1 Frags +

*DEAD* a) : wut
*DEAD* Asi Pasasi : what?
a) : i give you head

*DEAD* a) : wut
*DEAD* Asi Pasasi : what?
a) : i give you head
1354
#1354
RGB LAN
21 Frags +

"Q." the tactical British idiot : I am listening to some dubstep right now
"Q." the tactical British idiot : Forgive me master, but I must go all out, just this once.

"Q." the tactical British idiot : I am listening to some dubstep right now
"Q." the tactical British idiot : Forgive me master, but I must go all out, just this once.
1355
#1355
56 Frags +

aluxio: so do retards play pyro or do people who play pyro just become retarded

aluxio: so do retards play pyro or do people who play pyro just become retarded
1356
#1356
3 Frags +

cape : Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum
cape : Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic

cape : Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum
cape : Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic
1357
#1357
24 Frags +

*DEAD* Chris Brown : these voices arei n my head

*DEAD* Chris Brown : these voices arei n my head
1358
#1358
11 Frags +

*DEAD* .girl : im not a girl
(Voice) della: MEDIC!
(Voice) Rfivealive555: MEDIC!
TRUTH MISSION was automatically assigned to team BLU
Galvin was automatically assigned to team RED
.girl : im the concept of a girl

*DEAD* .girl : im not a girl
(Voice) della: MEDIC!
(Voice) Rfivealive555: MEDIC!
TRUTH MISSION was automatically assigned to team BLU
Galvin was automatically assigned to team RED
.girl : im the concept of a girl
1359
#1359
34 Frags +

sansfont : hey alexa, why are 13% of the population responsible for over 50% of violent crimes

sansfont : hey alexa, why are 13% of the population responsible for over 50% of violent crimes
1360
#1360
7 Frags +

DEAD sansfont : fucking 2 guys is ok because it cancels out then its not gay
DEAD sansfont : it's like -1 * -1
sansfont : see i proved it with math

DEAD sansfont : fucking 2 guys is ok because it cancels out then its not gay
DEAD sansfont : it's like -1 * -1
sansfont : see i proved it with math
1361
#1361
RGB LAN
5 Frags +

*DEAD* Barack Obama : OBAMA MUST GET
*DEAD* Barack Obama : TO THE OTHER INTEL ROOM
*DEAD* Barack Obama : AND DRINK UNTIL HE DIES
*DEAD* Barack Obama : OF ALCOHOL POISONING

*DEAD* Barack Obama : OBAMA MUST GET
*DEAD* Barack Obama : TO THE OTHER INTEL ROOM
*DEAD* Barack Obama : AND DRINK UNTIL HE DIES
*DEAD* Barack Obama : OF ALCOHOL POISONING
1362
#1362
0 Frags +

*DEAD* ak47(TR): ı hope u dıe tomorow
*DEAD* ak47(TR): amk 38"+jdjs
ak47(TR) left the game (Disconnect by user).

*DEAD* ak47(TR): ı hope u dıe tomorow
*DEAD* ak47(TR): amk 38"+jdjs
ak47(TR) left the game (Disconnect by user).
1363
#1363
44 Frags +

*DEAD* striker : solldier is a specialist class it specializes in making the player think he is good at tf2

*DEAD* striker : solldier is a specialist class it specializes in making the player think he is good at tf2
1364
#1364
0 Frags +

*DEAD* moosechops15 : ok how did u do 100 hp

*DEAD* moosechops15 : ok how did u do 100 hp
1365
#1365
-6 Frags +

Hanako : Dabria 28 minutes ago Do i even know you? and hell no you creep.I will find out who you are.
PEMDAS god : oh shit tailor how can i help
PEMDAS god : you need bdsm high heels
TailorTF : furry erp
TailorTF : it's the only way
Sleeping Beauty : mom found the poop sock
Sleeping Beauty : and ate it
Hanako : tailor furryman1999?????

Hanako : Dabria 28 minutes ago Do i even know you? and hell no you creep.I will find out who you are.
PEMDAS god : oh shit tailor how can i help
PEMDAS god : you need bdsm high heels
TailorTF : furry erp
TailorTF : it's the only way
Sleeping Beauty : mom found the poop sock
Sleeping Beauty : and ate it
Hanako : tailor furryman1999?????
1366
#1366
Stream Highlights
-4 Frags +
SoldierHanako : Dabria 28 minutes ago Do i even know you? and hell no you creep.I will find out who you are.
PEMDAS god : oh shit tailor how can i help
PEMDAS god : you need bdsm high heels
TailorTF : furry erp
TailorTF : it's the only way
Sleeping Beauty : mom found the poop sock
Sleeping Beauty : and ate it
Hanako : tailor furryman1999?????

I think that's fake tbh

[quote=Soldier]Hanako : Dabria 28 minutes ago Do i even know you? and hell no you creep.I will find out who you are.
PEMDAS god : oh shit tailor how can i help
PEMDAS god : you need bdsm high heels
TailorTF : furry erp
TailorTF : it's the only way
Sleeping Beauty : mom found the poop sock
Sleeping Beauty : and ate it
Hanako : tailor furryman1999?????[/quote] I think that's fake tbh
1367
#1367
28 Frags +

butchersnake : i have no ass,,,, but i must shit

butchersnake : i have no ass,,,, but i must shit
1368
#1368
5 Frags +

camp3r : 2019, not playing on a wired connection. do you live in africa. jesus.

camp3r : 2019, not playing on a wired connection. do you live in africa. jesus.
1369
#1369
-6 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576079084094881802/610822044870901760/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576079084094881802/610822044870901760/unknown.png[/img]
1370
#1370
27 Frags +

*DEAD* SUCK TOES OR DIE TRYINNG : JFK’s middle name was foreskin

*DEAD* SUCK TOES OR DIE TRYINNG : JFK’s middle name was foreskin
1371
#1371
1 Frags +

Fujiwara Tofu : easy game retards
Shoe-horn Bunny Balls : lol
(Voice) aosepsa: Spy!
(Voice) Aurowa: Thanks!
(Voice) aosepsa: Spy!
VERY DEER : gamer language
Raccoon Man's Back Hurts : he is speaking the language of the gods
Raccoon Man's Back Hurts : we're gamers, its what we do
Fujiwara Tofu : get raped you stupid fucking idiots

Fujiwara Tofu : easy game retards
Shoe-horn Bunny Balls : lol
(Voice) aosepsa: Spy!
(Voice) Aurowa: Thanks!
(Voice) aosepsa: Spy!
VERY DEER : gamer language
Raccoon Man's Back Hurts : he is speaking the language of the gods
Raccoon Man's Back Hurts : we're gamers, its what we do
Fujiwara Tofu : get raped you stupid fucking idiots
1372
#1372
1 Frags +

*DEAD* That Sentry Is A Spy! : is gaben a boomer?

*DEAD* That Sentry Is A Spy! : is gaben a boomer?
1373
#1373
-2 Frags +

snesk : 'this is conga' - team fortress 2

snesk : 'this is conga' - team fortress 2
1374
#1374
TFNew
-3 Frags +

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1375
#1375
0 Frags +

Angry Orangutan : Cosm1c, male orangutan is coming to your ass

Angry Orangutan : Cosm1c, male orangutan is coming to your ass
1376
#1376
-2 Frags +

The Plagued Doctor : SOMEONE FUCKING sAP THAT FUCKING MINI SENTRY ALL READY
Geld ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ : stop yelling

The Plagued Doctor : SOMEONE FUCKING sAP THAT FUCKING MINI SENTRY ALL READY
Geld ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ : stop yelling
1377
#1377
-7 Frags +

When people get killed by a Pyro Main:

Jawnathan : what the unnatural fuck was that

When people get killed by a Pyro Main:

Jawnathan : what the unnatural fuck was that
1378
#1378
29 Frags +

*DEAD* CEO of Racism : I put peanut butter in the ass call it a peanut butter ass sandwich, but you're gonna be calling it lunch

*DEAD* CEO of Racism : I put peanut butter in the ass call it a peanut butter ass sandwich, but you're gonna be calling it lunch
1379
#1379
5 Frags +

taio : we must secure the existence of the BLU team
taio : and a future for BLU control points

BLU nationalism is on the rise

taio : we must secure the existence of the BLU team
taio : and a future for BLU control points

BLU nationalism is on the rise
1380
#1380
21 Frags +

rckstr1123 : I will lick your rectum clean with one foul swoop of my tongue. And while you may be clean, you will certainly feel d i r t y.

rckstr1123 : I will lick your rectum clean with one foul swoop of my tongue. And while you may be clean, you will certainly feel d i r t y.
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