8 teams started this season; 9 weeks later, only 2 remain. This final is the first for both Ora Elektro and this latest Ascent.EU squad. The former has yet to see a podium finish while the latter aims to break the curse of the Ascent name, and take gold to shine over the bronze medals that have plagued the squad all-year long.
A historic finish for Ascent.EU left them at the top of the tables this season, dropping only a single map to fellow finalist Ora Elektro, making for a fourth season in a row in which our finalists' previous meeting ended with each team taking a map a piece. Ora Elektro show up to this best-of-three hot off the back of a 2-0 semifinal victory over nerdRage, dropping a single round during the series. On the flipside, Ascent.EU has had 3 weeks to rest and collect themselves ahead of the series. While both teams have already had momentous runs, Ascent.EU having broken their 3rd Place curse and Ora achieving their first podium finish, there is still history to be made in this ETF2L Premiership S34 Grand Final.
Host: Lucky | Caster: Beater | Caster: bum | Analysis: eepily | Analysis: wandum | Production: ArchRhythm | Match Page | Written by ppaleun| Players | CL | DPM | DMG | K | A | D | HR% | HR | CPC | MP | UC | UCD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| wG Auto | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| wG Domo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| wG papi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| wG Silentes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| wG toemas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| wG ixy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – |
| Players | CL | DPM | DMG | K | A | D | HR% | HR | CPC | MP | UC | UCD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ORA ⚡️ trum | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| ORA ⚡️ Eemes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| ORA ⚡️ Joe | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| ORA ⚡️ azn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| ORA ⚡️ Nevo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – | |
| ORA ⚡️ Ama | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | – | – |
HerpTimWhat is this fake news shock is not from the UK
He sounds like it tho
He sounds like it tho
I haven't been following EU TF2 and the only news article I can find is this one that says 7 were going to play s34. What happened?
Se7en opted to drop out of the season just a few days before it started. They were replaced by the second-best team in the Prem Qualifiers, The Bus Crew.
Why did they even choose to drop out after all? Is there anything mentioned about that anywhere?
HerpTimWhat is this fake news shock is not from the UK
foolish
foolish
BloodisWhy did they even choose to drop out after all? Is there anything mentioned about that anywhere?
I heard Thalash was unable/unwilling to play, so they asked Thaigrr. Thaigrr said no as he wants to get into solly not scout so they chose not to commit, as Raymon was a bit unsure as well. Could be wrong, just what I've heard.
I heard Thalash was unable/unwilling to play, so they asked Thaigrr. Thaigrr said no as he wants to get into solly not scout so they chose not to commit, as Raymon was a bit unsure as well. Could be wrong, just what I've heard.
Oh my fuckinh god its here isnt it
I havent done one of these in ages but im bored shitless and this match has got me so FUCKING EXCITED im typing this on my phone on my parents couch.
Lets break this down.
Eemes has consistently proven himself to be the biggest brain in the universe (he likes chess i think) and has easily placed himself in the premiership finals after (allegedly) removing 2/3 teams in the top 3 that he couldnt beat to make space for himself. His intellect unrivaled, he commands a squad of true legends in battle and has easily disapched of everyone in prem besides ascent, the only team in prem worthy of being considered a team that is more than mediocre. Yeehaw has finally graduated from playing dm for at least 4 hours a day and still being bottom prem, to playing dm for at least 3 hours a day and being a decent prem player, not letting the words of an angry finnish div 2 player get to him, he stands resolute in front of the comming challenges. His partner in crime, nevo, is still pretty good i guess and he goes spy sometimes too i guess.
Shock, an injured russian medic main left in the dirt by his mid team, has been lifted from poverty and turned into royalty overnight. In front of him stands the possibility of walking the royal road and crowning himself a true king of tf2, by winning prem in his first season, simply due to the fact that hes the only person in the world who is willing to actually play medic in pugs.
Eemes has truly assembled a team that really looks a bit mediocre on paper. With a soldier lineup that is the tf2 equivalent of ready salted crisps, but thanks to their debut season being the post i series season, they just found themselves being medium fish in a small pond.
But in front of all of ora stands the toughest opponent of them all, Iatgink.
This guys so fucking good and all he does it throw his mouse aroudn and scream like s degenerate when he inexplically managed to roll the dice perfectly 5 times in a row. He is the luckiest man alive.
The sucess of ascent could be due to the fact that the other two best teams in europe strangely vanished seemingly overnight, or due to the fact that maybe theyre actually just good? Not sure tho cause papi (big fan of his style) more dota than tf2 and hes still been the best pocket this season (imo best player aswell) so really prems just a bit shit now.
Toemas, once thought to be a newcommer, has truly cemented himself as the new generation of scout that nobody likes playing against. For such a young age, it is remarkable to see him perform well against the greatest minds in the game. I wish him luck with his gcses.
Toemas isnt alone on the fabeled scout class however, klassy (winner of the honourary brit of 2019 award) is also here and apparently hes here to stay. Klassy has spent the past season in a competition with eemes to see who can give copper the most captain bans, so expect the tension between the two hammers to be extreme.
Lukas and seeds round out the combo, with both of them missing out on a few weeks of action. Will this really matter? Dont think so.
The only truly redeeming factor for ascent has to be their coaching staff. Ma3la doesnt fuck around when it comes to picking out the top brains out there to help strengthen his team, and condog himself seems to finally have found a way to win etf2l by covering up all his weaknesses (his own play). Sadly he hasnt been all thst visible throughout this season, i wish hed just stand up a bit so we would be able to locate his work.
Will ora listen to eemes for once? Will the ascent curse of never winning anything ever still hold up? Will seeds die?
Exciting stuff.
I havent done one of these in ages but im bored shitless and this match has got me so FUCKING EXCITED im typing this on my phone on my parents couch.
Lets break this down.
Eemes has consistently proven himself to be the biggest brain in the universe (he likes chess i think) and has easily placed himself in the premiership finals after (allegedly) removing 2/3 teams in the top 3 that he couldnt beat to make space for himself. His intellect unrivaled, he commands a squad of true legends in battle and has easily disapched of everyone in prem besides ascent, the only team in prem worthy of being considered a team that is more than mediocre. Yeehaw has finally graduated from playing dm for at least 4 hours a day and still being bottom prem, to playing dm for at least 3 hours a day and being a decent prem player, not letting the words of an angry finnish div 2 player get to him, he stands resolute in front of the comming challenges. His partner in crime, nevo, is still pretty good i guess and he goes spy sometimes too i guess.
Shock, an injured russian medic main left in the dirt by his mid team, has been lifted from poverty and turned into royalty overnight. In front of him stands the possibility of walking the royal road and crowning himself a true king of tf2, by winning prem in his first season, simply due to the fact that hes the only person in the world who is willing to actually play medic in pugs.
Eemes has truly assembled a team that really looks a bit mediocre on paper. With a soldier lineup that is the tf2 equivalent of ready salted crisps, but thanks to their debut season being the post i series season, they just found themselves being medium fish in a small pond.
But in front of all of ora stands the toughest opponent of them all, Iatgink.
This guys so fucking good and all he does it throw his mouse aroudn and scream like s degenerate when he inexplically managed to roll the dice perfectly 5 times in a row. He is the luckiest man alive.
The sucess of ascent could be due to the fact that the other two best teams in europe strangely vanished seemingly overnight, or due to the fact that maybe theyre actually just good? Not sure tho cause papi (big fan of his style) more dota than tf2 and hes still been the best pocket this season (imo best player aswell) so really prems just a bit shit now.
Toemas, once thought to be a newcommer, has truly cemented himself as the new generation of scout that nobody likes playing against. For such a young age, it is remarkable to see him perform well against the greatest minds in the game. I wish him luck with his gcses.
Toemas isnt alone on the fabeled scout class however, klassy (winner of the honourary brit of 2019 award) is also here and apparently hes here to stay. Klassy has spent the past season in a competition with eemes to see who can give copper the most captain bans, so expect the tension between the two hammers to be extreme.
Lukas and seeds round out the combo, with both of them missing out on a few weeks of action. Will this really matter? Dont think so.
The only truly redeeming factor for ascent has to be their coaching staff. Ma3la doesnt fuck around when it comes to picking out the top brains out there to help strengthen his team, and condog himself seems to finally have found a way to win etf2l by covering up all his weaknesses (his own play). Sadly he hasnt been all thst visible throughout this season, i wish hed just stand up a bit so we would be able to locate his work.
Will ora listen to eemes for once? Will the ascent curse of never winning anything ever still hold up? Will seeds die?
Exciting stuff.
WandumOh my fuckinh god its here isnt it
I havent done one of these in ages but im bored shitless and this match has got me so FUCKING EXCITED im typing this on my phone on my parents couch.
Lets break this down.
Eemes has consistently proven himself to be the biggest brain in the universe (he likes chess i think) and has easily placed himself in the premiership finals after (allegedly) removing 2/3 teams in the top 3 that he couldnt beat to make space for himself. His intellect unrivaled, he commands a squad of true legends in battle and has easily disapched of everyone in prem besides ascent, the only team in prem worthy of being considered a team that is more than mediocre. Yeehaw has finally graduated from playing dm for at least 4 hours a day and still being bottom prem, to playing dm for at least 3 hours a day and being a decent prem player, not letting the words of an angry finnish div 2 player get to him, he stands resolute in front of the comming challenges. His partner in crime, nevo, is still pretty good i guess and he goes spy sometimes too i guess.
Shock, an injured russian medic main left in the dirt by his mid team, has been lifted from poverty and turned into royalty overnight. In front of him stands the possibility of walking the royal road and crowning himself a true king of tf2, by winning prem in his first season, simply due to the fact that hes the only person in the world who is willing to actually play medic in pugs.
Eemes has truly assembled a team that really looks a bit mediocre on paper. With a soldier lineup that is the tf2 equivalent of ready salted crisps, but thanks to their debut season being the post i series season, they just found themselves being medium fish in a small pond.
But in front of all of ora stands the toughest opponent of them all, Iatgink.
This guys so fucking good and all he does it throw his mouse aroudn and scream like s degenerate when he inexplically managed to roll the dice perfectly 5 times in a row. He is the luckiest man alive.
The sucess of ascent could be due to the fact that the other two best teams in europe strangely vanished seemingly overnight, or due to the fact that maybe theyre actually just good? Not sure tho cause papi (big fan of his style) more dota than tf2 and hes still been the best pocket this season (imo best player aswell) so really prems just a bit shit now.
Toemas, once thought to be a newcommer, has truly cemented himself as the new generation of scout that nobody likes playing against. For such a young age, it is remarkable to see him perform well against the greatest minds in the game. I wish him luck with his gcses.
Toemas isnt alone on the fabeled scout class however, klassy (winner of the honourary brit of 2019 award) is also here and apparently hes here to stay. Klassy has spent the past season in a competition with eemes to see who can give copper the most captain bans, so expect the tension between the two hammers to be extreme.
Lukas and seeds round out the combo, with both of them missing out on a few weeks of action. Will this really matter? Dont think so.
The only truly redeeming factor for ascent has to be their coaching staff. Ma3la doesnt fuck around when it comes to picking out the top brains out there to help strengthen his team, and condog himself seems to finally have found a way to win etf2l by covering up all his weaknesses (his own play). Sadly he hasnt been all thst visible throughout this season, i wish hed just stand up a bit so we would be able to locate his work.
Will ora listen to eemes for once? Will the ascent curse of never winning anything ever still hold up? Will seeds die?
Exciting stuff.
I havent done one of these in ages but im bored shitless and this match has got me so FUCKING EXCITED im typing this on my phone on my parents couch.
Lets break this down.
Eemes has consistently proven himself to be the biggest brain in the universe (he likes chess i think) and has easily placed himself in the premiership finals after (allegedly) removing 2/3 teams in the top 3 that he couldnt beat to make space for himself. His intellect unrivaled, he commands a squad of true legends in battle and has easily disapched of everyone in prem besides ascent, the only team in prem worthy of being considered a team that is more than mediocre. Yeehaw has finally graduated from playing dm for at least 4 hours a day and still being bottom prem, to playing dm for at least 3 hours a day and being a decent prem player, not letting the words of an angry finnish div 2 player get to him, he stands resolute in front of the comming challenges. His partner in crime, nevo, is still pretty good i guess and he goes spy sometimes too i guess.
Shock, an injured russian medic main left in the dirt by his mid team, has been lifted from poverty and turned into royalty overnight. In front of him stands the possibility of walking the royal road and crowning himself a true king of tf2, by winning prem in his first season, simply due to the fact that hes the only person in the world who is willing to actually play medic in pugs.
Eemes has truly assembled a team that really looks a bit mediocre on paper. With a soldier lineup that is the tf2 equivalent of ready salted crisps, but thanks to their debut season being the post i series season, they just found themselves being medium fish in a small pond.
But in front of all of ora stands the toughest opponent of them all, Iatgink.
This guys so fucking good and all he does it throw his mouse aroudn and scream like s degenerate when he inexplically managed to roll the dice perfectly 5 times in a row. He is the luckiest man alive.
The sucess of ascent could be due to the fact that the other two best teams in europe strangely vanished seemingly overnight, or due to the fact that maybe theyre actually just good? Not sure tho cause papi (big fan of his style) more dota than tf2 and hes still been the best pocket this season (imo best player aswell) so really prems just a bit shit now.
Toemas, once thought to be a newcommer, has truly cemented himself as the new generation of scout that nobody likes playing against. For such a young age, it is remarkable to see him perform well against the greatest minds in the game. I wish him luck with his gcses.
Toemas isnt alone on the fabeled scout class however, klassy (winner of the honourary brit of 2019 award) is also here and apparently hes here to stay. Klassy has spent the past season in a competition with eemes to see who can give copper the most captain bans, so expect the tension between the two hammers to be extreme.
Lukas and seeds round out the combo, with both of them missing out on a few weeks of action. Will this really matter? Dont think so.
The only truly redeeming factor for ascent has to be their coaching staff. Ma3la doesnt fuck around when it comes to picking out the top brains out there to help strengthen his team, and condog himself seems to finally have found a way to win etf2l by covering up all his weaknesses (his own play). Sadly he hasnt been all thst visible throughout this season, i wish hed just stand up a bit so we would be able to locate his work.
Will ora listen to eemes for once? Will the ascent curse of never winning anything ever still hold up? Will seeds die?
Exciting stuff.[/quote]
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