should i lie about my height

#1

pasko

0 Frags – +

Girls always ask me do I play basketball because im 6'6,should i tell them I am 6'0-ish?do you think they will stop asking me then?

#2

fyg

14 Frags – +

pasko im 6'6

is this you?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/026/152/gigachad.jpg

[quote=pasko] im 6'6[/quote]

is this you?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/026/152/gigachad.jpg

#3

Dolly

34 Frags – +

I see through your humble brag

#4

THEBILLDOZER

7 Frags – +

girls are tiny man. tell them youre like, 5'4. those dummies think anything starting with a 6 is shaq sized

#5

pasko

6 Frags – +

fygpasko im 6'6
is this you?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/026/152/gigachad.jpg

no, I am clean shaven

[quote=fyg][quote=pasko] im 6'6[/quote]

is this you?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/026/152/gigachad.jpg[/quote]

no, I am clean shaven

#6

Stylax

23 Frags – +

What they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.

#7

enthrow

4 Frags – +

I'm also gonna humble brag here. Bad knee gang rise up

#8

Merchant

14 Frags – +

StylaxWhat they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.

You don't get joint pain from being tall if you just sit down playing esports all day

[quote=Stylax]What they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.[/quote]

You don't get joint pain from being tall if you just sit down playing esports all day

#9

glass

7 Frags – +

MerchantStylaxWhat they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.
You don't get joint pain from being tall if you just sit down playing esports all day

then you get joint pain from being fat

[quote=Merchant][quote=Stylax]What they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.[/quote]

You don't get joint pain from being tall if you just sit down playing esports all day[/quote]
then you get joint pain from being fat

#10

Lupus

0 Frags – +

Get one of these

https://www.teezily.com/en-ca/mkt/no-i-dont-play-basketball-shirt--im-tall-tee-shirt?prop%5Bcolor%5D=black&product=15&side=front

Get one of these

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#11

72456

20 Frags – +

I know the feel bro, every lan I've gone to I've been crouched down the entire time so nobody knows I'm actually 6'4"

#12

BACTERIA

2 Frags – +

StylaxWhat they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.

cope

[quote=Stylax]What they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.[/quote]
cope

#13

hobophobiccityplanner

12 Frags – +

Hey, guys, I'm really tall and my dick is like 12 inches long. The girls are all over me. Can I get some help keeping them off? Haha.

#14

loot

3 Frags – +

no because girls dont understand measurements anyway

#15

fenomeno

-17 Frags – +

I lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god

I lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god

#16

Rafff

3 Frags – +

LupusGet one of these

https://www.teezily.com/en-ca/mkt/no-i-dont-play-basketball-shirt--im-tall-tee-shirt?prop%5Bcolor%5D=black&product=15&side=front

Best shirt i have ever seen

[quote=Lupus]Get one of these

https://www.teezily.com/en-ca/mkt/no-i-dont-play-basketball-shirt--im-tall-tee-shirt?prop%5Bcolor%5D=black&product=15&side=front[/quote]

Best shirt i have ever seen

#17

BACTERIA

0 Frags – +

hey guys i fucked a lot of bitches last night and the doc said i got the ol' magic johnson ahaha what now? how can i get my dick clean lmfao

#18

dbk

-1 Frags – +

fenomenoI lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god

u walk around permanently smelling like mid

[quote=fenomeno]I lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god[/quote]
u walk around permanently smelling like mid

#19

scratchh

-6 Frags – +

fenomenoI lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god

i'll try this next time thanks

[quote=fenomeno]I lie about being 6'0

always lie to a bitch, I'm being so deadass, if you tryna pipe ur best bet is to just keep lying and making it seem yall got things in common

if you tryna find a wife, make your way over to simp city

Also make assumptions about said bitch

example (party scenario):
boy: who's tryna hit this blunt
girl: I AM!!!!
boy: nah you don't do drugs, you're a good yute(kid)
girl: um that's what you think (grabs the blunt from u and takes a huge pull)
boy: *acts surprised*

you gotta pay for the rest, this drip aint free on god[/quote]
i'll try this next time thanks

#20

tiram_

0 Frags – +

I'm 6 foot 8 u pathetic manlet

#21

Broly

-4 Frags – +

StylaxWhat they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.

along with 'how is the weather up there?'

[quote=Stylax]What they're really asking is 'you're 6'6; how will you deal with the inevitable joint pain, health issues and early death?'.[/quote]
along with 'how is the weather up there?'

#22

indecency

1 Frags – +

saying that ur anything under 6'2 is a death sentence
u might as well just say u beat women to their face

#23

Doom1

2 Frags – +

above 6'5 is disfigured giraffe tier forever skinny unless roided

#24

YeeHaw

1 Frags – +

i have grewn to 5'13

#25

Brock

12 Frags – +

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#26

griff

0 Frags – +

i am perfectly average height

#27

kordyan

2 Frags – +

https://prnt.sc/t3ai8u