I am driving a carpool up from Indy, if anyone can only make it as far as Indy or lives along the route, let me know I would be happy to pick you up.

Sorry Enigma :(

It was too good not to :)

http://imgur.com/a/3keBD/

While we wait for Tagg's far prettier pictures, here is what I took that weekend. I had nice descriptions with everyone's name and what was going on but imgur hates me so they disappeared :(

bumping, RIP team.

:( don't die

Good Evening Nerd Herd.

We are The Widest Nerds You Know and we are in need of one dedicated demolitions expert and one soldier with a vague attraction to constant respawn timers. We scrim from 9 to around 12 EST Sun-Thurs and plan on taking this season fairly seriously. Please have either some experience in ESEA or just pure raw talent at blowing shit up.

Our Lineup:

Bones and muse: They are like, brothers or something. They click on shit, love long walks to your last. Paragons of scout play, they will close the door and lock the deadbolt on any team that stands in their way.

Dr.shdwpuppet: Known for dropping players as they walk through doorways and surfing into danger (he says its because his massive testicles), he will, at minimum, make sure you are buffed for mid.

screwb: Some Main player or some shit. Plays aggressive, calls aggressive, likes puppies. Basically a scout denying machine, protecting Dr.shdwpuppet like a baws.

You: You think an afternoon spent blowing up a kindergarten in Russia and then taking out a government building or two by sunup is the perfect way to start the week. You get to mid fast and call out damage numbers as you rain hell upon the silly scrubnerds that dared even go to mid.

You: You have more frequent flier miles than a businessman from LA with a mistress in London, you are partial to medium to large aquatic scavenging birds and when your main caller says jump, you ask how high and then brutally murder their medic and demo.

If you feel you can fulfill the requirements of either demo or roamer for a team aiming for the top of open, please add screwb at. http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561189058037365/

Hey all~

After failing to find a team in time for s16, I am looking for a team in high open or so as medic this season. Having gone to LAN, I find myself reminded of why exactly it is that I love this game and would love to play for any team that finds themselves in need of a solid medic. I can pay my own league fees, know how to buff scouts, can stream if that's wanted and am willing to put the time into the game.

Hit me up~

steamcommunity.com/id/shdwpuppet

or right here with PM's

<3 drshdwpuppet

aww, thats cute. Fly safe guys.

Enigma is a machine holy fuck

You can feel the frustration from mixup, the excitable and energetic team from last map is no longer here.

Sorry it was really mixup oriented, that's where I am sitting and can't see froyo at all.

Yes.

Mixup vetoes sunshine
Froyo bans badlands and picks viaduct.

They are changing servers, they won't start until it's fixed.

A lost mid meant a last hold for mixup but a great bomb from tlr onto an unprotected shade gave hope. Ultimately the round goes to froyo on the DM.

Round two starts better fit mixup as they win mid and ride the squid wave into last for a quick round win.

Great scout work with damage support give mixup the next mid and they just ride the momentum into last to win the game. "Get fucked faggots, this was the easiest" as mixup Congo's around the map.

Teams have readied. There will be no fix this game.

Back to status quo as mixup fails another last push and sets up on red second. Advantage froyo as they push mid, mixup folds and forces but the re-engage gets TLR a triple. "That's a lansky uber" the momentum is too much and mixup takes the half. "Let's see those stats lansky" yells a usually quiet squid.

There will be no stv this game because it is just broken and the server guy apparently had to take his grandma to the hospital. An admin has said to not start they are trying to fix.