When I went camping in the Scouts, I had somehow managed to dump 5 gallons of water on only a quarter of a campfire. No one wanted to make the walk back to the pump so I ended up peeing on the fire. GG piss fumes for an hour and a half.

Most recently, I also did a drunk stream but I think mine wasn't as bad. lol

Microwaved some Nissan noodles during while hanging with some friends afterschool for marching band... Apparently there wasn't any water in the thing so it ended up smoking the band room and it proceeded to smell like smoke for a good month. I also had to clean the microwave.

This isn't something I did, but: my friend innocently tried to give a blind man a high five- only to remember 3 seconds into his hang time that the guy was blind.

One of my best friends was really getting on my nerves once, so I broke his nose. We were in fifth grade or something. I still play TF2 with him to this day.

A guy across the hall from me at my dorm did that last month and got the whole building evacuated.

Ran into someones mail box and knocked it way out of the ground. In my panic I then threw the mailbox to try to hide it into their scrubs. I ended up throwing it into their car leaving a huge dent and cracking the glass. I just ran home after that and never got in trouble for it.

Everyday I take 3 gummy vitamins instead of the recommended 2. #YOLO

cooked a pokeball when i was 5/6
lost a soccer ball touched by maradona when i was 9

when i was 5 years old, i held in my poop because i was in the car for a few hours. eventually i wasn't able to hold it and pooped myself.

i guess it was the stupidest "shit" i've done.

was in primary (elementary) school, found a bunch of old tires behind the school greenhouse. Told my friend about them, and we decided to roll them down the hill behind said greenhouse. Kids used to walk along a path about 100 meters down the hill on the way out of school, ended up breaking some poor kid's leg.

I once broke a kids shin in 1v1 bball because he was calling 'illegal humping'. #7thgrade

When I was 10, two of my friends and I were randomly throwing rocks around the street cuz we were bored (lol), and for fun I picked up a really big one and chucked it as high as I can, and it ended up shattering the rear window of a car. My friends and I ran back into the house as fast as we could...

http://youtu.be/zsBo2s7GLPo

Last day of track and field, the throwing team celebrated by going to Taco Bell. One of the sophomores thought of doing a drinking competition with xl baja blast's. Great idea. I won, but then and there I learned winning isn't everything, as I underwent the most pain and misery in my life, worse then get hit with a golf ball in the balls on the green.

Taco Hell

Aim downwind next time?

Forgot a sleeping bag on an overnight climb on a cold Canadian spring weekend. Backpacks aren't nearly as warm or dry as you hope they'll be.

Didn't realize she was into me x 100

Playing TF2 (or any games) on WinVISTA, the PC is a piece of shit ;__;

Got suspended in preschool for tackling a guy with a broken leg

got caught

I've got 3 that kinda hit the whole range of stupidity:
In preschool a friend jokingly tried to put me in a headlock, I bit his wrist so hard he still has scars to this day.
2nd grade on a dare kissed the same dude I bit in preschool on a dare, gay jokes still follow me around senior year in a different school district.
Worst one though was I voluntarily rode with a driver who hadn't spent in 48 hours.... Yea car flipped and my next memory is being unable to move in a hospital bed and soon learned I had shattered 2 bones in my neck, ankle was a huge clusterfuck (had swelled up to the point it was nearly the size of a soccer ball) and split the base of my spine. Upside I'm lucky enough to be sorta running 3 years later, but right hand doesn't work and nobody wants to hange out with the cripple that used be fun with sports.
/rant
Yea... Don't let people drive tired, it's no better then drunk. Actually I lied, you're better of drunk since your body won't be able to react in time and won't tense up leading to as many injuries.
/end rant
However I did find the tf2 community while still blazed on narcotics in intensive care so I'm still glad that I lived.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm fairly certain one of the little kids I would hang out with when I still was in a wheelchair is on the list of people that is feeling the influence of the Tipofthehats charity.

i got a papercut
..on my eye :<

I once let a kitten lie down right in front of my face, about 2 minutes later I almost had to go to the hospital because he almost tore off my eyelid.

once when i was like 8 years old, I was in a mall with my dad(deadbeat dad eheheh) and we got on an escalator, which I decided to on the step of.

One trip to the emergency room later, the escalator had shredded most of the skin off of my ass and some of the tissue behind as well

hmm?

http://s11.postimg.org/y4v0lwx37/up_russell.jpg

A lot of people will share this one with me. Not sleeping with the the hot drunk female because it's the 'gentleman' thing to do.

*

Yeah that's why you didn't sleep with them.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I22dNLv98ss/T9L23PWKFKI/AAAAAAAAKVU/UNuXfyKFl58/s1600/yeah+okay.gif

sure thing slugger

One time I was inline skating with my cousin at his house - we poured gasoline on one of the rails and lit it on fire so we could take a stupid ass photo of me grinding it or whatever

it was sick but we ended up lighting the whole lawn on fire yolo

I was around 12 at summer camp with boy scouts getting my wilderness survival badge, and the final test for getting it was to spend a night out in the wilderness. This basically means some 20 kids get driven out to a field and told to fuck off. So after lying in the dirt for about 12 hours, the sun finally rises, and I pass my test. Turns out I'm really delicious and I discover a ring of about 70 mosquito bites along my waist. Pretty much spent the remainder of the week scratching.

you'll get em next time champ, chin up