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HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER YEAHAHEAHAHHAAHAHAASSSSSSSS
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#1
20 Frags +

So a while ago I added the some random cute girl living in Bellevue that I met while searching Facebook. She added me as a friend but that's about it. So she pops up randomly today and I forgot who the fuck she was because I forgot that I even added her. I decided to message her and here's the convo (I cleaned up the time stamps):

Jack Zhu: Hey! =)
Her: hey whos this?
Jack Zhu: You're on my buddy list somehow, and I don't know why o-o
Her: ?
Jack Zhu: I looked and you were on my buddylist
Jack Zhu: And I don't know why you were
Jack Zhu: So maybe we're friends? My name is Jack
Her: ?
Jack Zhu: I really don't how much more clear I can make that statement =\
Her: what statement
Jack Zhu: The one I made before you replied with a "?"
Her: my aim signed off so i didnt get the mesage
Jack Zhu: Oh ok, I apologize. I said that I saw your on my buddy list, yet I didn't recognize the screen name. I figured I added you at some point. My name is Jack =)
Her: ohhhh, sorry. my names lindsay
Jack Zhu: Wow I know a few lindsays
Jack Zhu: I'm very confused
Her: lol..well..do u live in federal way?
Jack Zhu: I live in Bellevue. O_O
Her: lol..nowhere near me.lol
Jack Zhu: haha well that's very odd
Jack Zhu: Maybe we met in a distant time and place
Her: possibly. you added me is what i thought
Jack Zhu: Is your last name fernandez?
Her: yea
Jack Zhu: OOOH
Jack Zhu: Ok, so i randomly added you from FB
Her: lol thats cool
Jack Zhu: Sorry didn't mean to bother you, I was just confused as to why a random screename would show up on my AIM =)
Her: lol, its perfectly fine. it made my day that much more interesting. =]
Jack Zhu: hehe
Jack Zhu: So I'm willing to bet we have at least one friend or family member or aquaintence in common somehow somewhere in the world. That's how it always works..
Jack Zhu: Perhaps we were destined to meet through the interwebs? Who knows. I don't normally stare at my screen and add random people from facebook
Her: lol, you never know. i guess we'll have to see
Jack Zhu: Yeah. So if you see me randomly walking down the aisle of a grocery store, make sure to stop me and say hi. I'll do the same. Er wait, you don't know what I look like
Jack Zhu: Crap
Her: hahaha...maybe we'll have an ESP moment
Jack Zhu: Hahaha and ESP moment
Jack Zhu: That's funny
Jack Zhu: Yeah, one of those movie moments
Her: i try =] lol. well. ill be on tomorrow..i guess..tlak to u then maybe?
Her: goodnight =]
Jack Zhu: Yeah that sounds good, maybe..? =). Take care and have fun with life!
Her: you too
Jack Zhu: Goodnight

Finally, I am moving up in the world.

So a while ago I added the some random cute girl living in Bellevue that I met while searching Facebook. She added me as a friend but that's about it. So she pops up randomly today and I forgot who the fuck she was because I forgot that I even added her. I decided to message her and here's the convo (I cleaned up the time stamps):

Jack Zhu: Hey! =)
Her: hey whos this?
Jack Zhu: You're on my buddy list somehow, and I don't know why o-o
Her: ?
Jack Zhu: I looked and you were on my buddylist
Jack Zhu: And I don't know why you were
Jack Zhu: So maybe we're friends? My name is Jack
Her: ?
Jack Zhu: I really don't how much more clear I can make that statement =\
Her: what statement
Jack Zhu: The one I made before you replied with a "?"
Her: my aim signed off so i didnt get the mesage
Jack Zhu: Oh ok, I apologize. I said that I saw your on my buddy list, yet I didn't recognize the screen name. I figured I added you at some point. My name is Jack =)
Her: ohhhh, sorry. my names lindsay
Jack Zhu: Wow I know a few lindsays
Jack Zhu: I'm very confused
Her: lol..well..do u live in federal way?
Jack Zhu: I live in Bellevue. O_O
Her: lol..nowhere near me.lol
Jack Zhu: haha well that's very odd
Jack Zhu: Maybe we met in a distant time and place
Her: possibly. you added me is what i thought
Jack Zhu: Is your last name fernandez?
Her: yea
Jack Zhu: OOOH
Jack Zhu: Ok, so i randomly added you from FB
Her: lol thats cool
Jack Zhu: Sorry didn't mean to bother you, I was just confused as to why a random screename would show up on my AIM =)
Her: lol, its perfectly fine. it made my day that much more interesting. =]
Jack Zhu: hehe
Jack Zhu: So I'm willing to bet we have at least one friend or family member or aquaintence in common somehow somewhere in the world. That's how it always works..
Jack Zhu: Perhaps we were destined to meet through the interwebs? Who knows. I don't normally stare at my screen and add random people from facebook
Her: lol, you never know. i guess we'll have to see
Jack Zhu: Yeah. So if you see me randomly walking down the aisle of a grocery store, make sure to stop me and say hi. I'll do the same. Er wait, you don't know what I look like
Jack Zhu: Crap
Her: hahaha...maybe we'll have an ESP moment
Jack Zhu: Hahaha and ESP moment
Jack Zhu: That's funny
Jack Zhu: Yeah, one of those movie moments
Her: i try =] lol. well. ill be on tomorrow..i guess..tlak to u then maybe?
Her: goodnight =]
Jack Zhu: Yeah that sounds good, maybe..? =). Take care and have fun with life!
Her: you too
Jack Zhu: Goodnight

Finally, I am moving up in the world.
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#2
9 Frags +

Going to LAN and getting your dick sucked in a near future, things are looking up for you bro. Good job Jack!

Going to LAN and getting your dick sucked in a near future, things are looking up for you bro. Good job Jack!
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#3
2 Frags +

gratz on your win

gratz on your win
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#4
-18 Frags +

no offense, but you come off way too desperate.

no offense, but you come off way too desperate.
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#5
-1 Frags +

please tell me you and kevin are brothers

please tell me you and kevin are brothers
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#6
1 Frags +

Someone needs to make a tf2 related comment here. I'm not creative enough.

Someone needs to make a tf2 related comment here. I'm not creative enough.
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#7
-10 Frags +

JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11

JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
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#8
-2 Frags +

wait, shit, do you live in the seattle area? If you do, I could definitely help to hook you up.

wait, shit, do you live in the seattle area? If you do, I could definitely help to hook you up.
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#9
0 Frags +

Nice dude!

Nice dude!
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#10
2 Frags +

I'm proud of you stultus! ;_;

I'm proud of you stultus! ;_;
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#11
6 Frags +

next step is to get her address and send her a box of roses

next step is to get her address and send her a box of roses
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#12
13 Frags +

it only became more painful as I continued reading

it only became more painful as I continued reading
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#13
4 Frags +

Someday I hope to be you, man.
Not in the cut-off-your-skin-and-steal-your-identity way, though.
But I could, if you're into that.

Someday I hope to be you, man.
Not in the cut-off-your-skin-and-steal-your-identity way, though.
But I could, if you're into that.
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#14
0 Frags +

What if she puts your pet bunny in the tea kettle? 0_o

What if she puts your pet bunny in the tea kettle? 0_o
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#15
-9 Frags +
matterteaJEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11

even if that's a joke, you deserve a ban

[quote=mattertea]JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11
JEWS DID 9/11[/quote]

even if that's a joke, you deserve a ban
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#16
3 Frags +
stultusORIGINAL POST DERP

you forgot to add "just thought i'd let facebook know" at the end.

[quote=stultus]ORIGINAL POST DERP[/quote]

you forgot to add "just thought i'd let facebook know" at the end.
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#17
-2 Frags +
VoodooChowno offense, but you come off way too desperate.

no offense, but your a dick

Jack going in hot!

[quote=VoodooChow]no offense, but you come off way too desperate.[/quote]

no offense, but your a dick


Jack going in hot!
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#18
-3 Frags +

Wait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.

Wait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.
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#19
0 Frags +
fosterplease tell me you and kevin are brothers

thats exactly what i said and i got no response

[quote=foster]please tell me you and kevin are brothers[/quote]

thats exactly what i said and i got no response
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#20
6 Frags +
JdudeWait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.

i dont think you understand this particular situation

[quote=Jdude]Wait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.[/quote]
i dont think you understand this particular situation
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#21
2 Frags +
clorgnext step is to get her address and send her a box of roses

make sure you let her AND ONLY HER hold the box

[quote=clorg]next step is to get her address and send her a box of roses[/quote]

make sure you let her AND ONLY HER hold the box
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#22
0 Frags +

stultusmeister

stultusmeister
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#23
1 Frags +

Stultus I live just north of bellevue pls msg me 4 sexc time.

Caress my buttocks

Stultus I live just north of bellevue pls msg me 4 sexc time.

Caress my buttocks
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#24
0 Frags +
bleakJdudeWait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.i dont think you understand this particular situation

Quick recap?

[quote=bleak][quote=Jdude]Wait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.[/quote]
i dont think you understand this particular situation[/quote]


Quick recap?
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#25
4 Frags +
LordOfThePingbleakJdudeWait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.i dont think you understand this particular situation
Quick recap?

stultus

[quote=LordOfThePing][quote=bleak][quote=Jdude]Wait, what is he so excited about? He didn't ask her out on a date. I mean, it's a step in the right direction but I do this all the time.[/quote]
i dont think you understand this particular situation[/quote]


Quick recap?[/quote]
stultus
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#26
0 Frags +

another victory for nick710

another victory for nick710
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#27
1 Frags +

i'm a girl and i find this slightly creepy ijs

i'm a girl and i find this slightly creepy ijs
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#28
6 Frags +

I can't find her on my friends list anymore. Is this a glitch or something? My facebook has been acting weird on me since forever because the girls on my friends list seem to mysteriously disappear.

I can't find her on my friends list anymore. Is this a glitch or something? My facebook has been acting weird on me since forever because the girls on my friends list seem to mysteriously disappear.
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#29
0 Frags +

You can report your bug here:

http://developers.facebook.com/bugs

You can report your bug here:

http://developers.facebook.com/bugs
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